A/N: Hi guys, i'm sorry i have'nt been updating sooner than now, i really wanted to but i have been busy doing my schoolwork and other stuff! Okay, well, i hope you'll enjoy!

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*Theme song plays*

Jason: Hello and welcome back to TOTAL. DRAMA. CASTAWAY! Last time we had some contestants thrown out, and those were Kammi and AJ! Anyway, welcome team Nulinq to The Island Council! Oh, well, you've been here for a while, so i guess i should'nt say welcome *headdesk* Oh well, two of te have dato your voti so Harold, Ember, tell us who you've...

Bree: Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for
In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes
400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolical
Villain in the world, Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
Ladies Amore us and my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break...

Total Drama Siblings
Starring: Wesley Lee, Yazmyn Lee, Mia Lee & Kammi Lee, and their mom
--Episode One:--
Wesley: *doing math problems on his laptop* Do, do, do, da, dee, do bee, doo.
Yazmyn: *walks in* Hey, Wes, Mom wants you.
Wesley: Tell her my sunscreen rash is going down.
Yazmyn: No, she detto it’s about that girl, Teddy.
Wesley: Tell her to put a frickin’ calzino in it.
Yazmyn: K. te get in trouble, I told ya so.
Wesley: Ok. Hey, did te remember tomorrow night?
Yazmyn: Nope.
Wesley: It’s the math competition.
Yazmyn: So? te enter that every year.
Wesley: Yes, but this anno te promised...