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MEANWHILE:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. te a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All te EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on te for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at Johnny} Good job, Jew!

[leaving his sede, sedile in the club house] Shut up, Jew!

[angry at Johnny for no explained reason] You're JEWISH!

[seated on a curb with the other boys] Dude, he's Jewish!

[staking out a house] Jew!

[on Nightline, seated successivo to Johnny] Jew!

[in Ashley's dining room] Jew!

[at the side of a road] Jew!

[next to stacks of lumber, as Johnny is about to whack him] Jew!

[at a barn, through a hole on the roof] Jew!

[Johnny reads a Bible] Jew?!

[At a high school dance]

Billy: I told te Jewish people don't have rhythm.

Johnny: Fuck off, Billy!"

Billy: ... Okay, except maybe for that one time.

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Johnny: Brian, Brian, are te sure te want to be here? I mean, this is a man's job after all.

Brian: No, Johnny, nope. You're the fucking pussy, man.

Johnny: Shit, I can't hear you, big man. It's the wind. Speak up successivo time.

LARGE GUNFIGHT BEGINS:

Billy: Lost MC is here motherfuckers!

Brian: Yeah! Lost M-

BILLY: SHUT UP BRIAN!

Johnny took put an M16 and started open firing at the enemies.

Johnny: DIE te FUCKS!

Brian: (managed to throw a gernade, witch successfully killed three o four of the Angels).

Billy had double pistols and skillfully started gunning down Angels.

NEAARLY AN HOURS LATER:

Johnny:...
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin’s daughter.

Mason: Fuck you! This ain’t Russia! And we ain’t communists!

Niko: Why dose everybody think I’m Russian?

Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..

Mason: I will get the brothers. And we’re kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).

Niko: (holding handgun).

Daughter: te KILLED HIM!!

Niko: Yes. That’s why I’m here… What did te expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
Vlad: Fucking yokel, te think te can get away with killing me?

Niko: I guess I'll find out!.

Vlad: te think this is worth it? My Friends will track te down, te won't last a moment!

Niko: I'll last longer than te will, shithead. NOBODY fucks Roman's girl like that!

Vlad: ... I was only joking about that.

Niko: ... What? But she was at your hou-

Vlad: She was there for something else... Besides. Mallorie is gross.

Niko: ... Oh god!... Guess I wasn't thinking properly.

Vlad: It's fine.. Just stop pointing that stupid gun at me.

Niko: Fine... (throws down the shotgun, but it accidently goes off and...
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Roman: (depressed and holding large beer).

Niko: (comes in) Hey, what's wrong?

RomanL Hey, cousin.. Bullshit.

Niko: What's bullshit?

Roman: Mallorie!
Niko: Oh. What about her?

Roman: I like her... I really like her...

Niko: But te keep messing around with other women.

Roman: Yeah... no. I think she's messing around with Vlad. I saw his car parked outside her place the other day!

Niko: Yeah.

Roman: ... te knew?

Niko: I had suspicions.

Roman: te fucking knew!?

Niko: What was I going to say?

Roman: te knew my woman was banging this warthog and te didn't do anything!?

Niko I-

Roman: te didn't say anything?...
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Billy: WHOO! I GOT MY BIKE BACK! THIS SO AWESOME! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE! punch, punzone ME JOHNNY BOY!

Johnnny: (punches him because Billy asked him too).

Billy: WHY'D te FUCKIN HIT ME!?

Johnny: te asked me t-

Billy: Stop making excuses Jew boy!

Johnny: Bu-

Angel leader: (comes into view) Hey! Lost and Damned!

Billy: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Why the long faces? No wait, that's your "normal" faces.

Brian: (laughs)

Billy: Shut up Brian.

Brian: Y- Yes sir.

Billy: Anyway.. Might I tempt te in a veloce, swift libation, my most trusted and honored guests?

Angel leader: I thought we had a truce going on?

Billy: Did you? Funny thing.....
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Bleeder: (guarded da two unnamed men) Our problem is your cousin!.

Niko: I told te too stop! Now it's too late!

Johnny and them arrived at Billy's bike but saw angeli of death guarding it and they had grab their guns.

KORN - DEEP INSIDE: Plays as mood settleing music..

Niko grabbed one of the two unnamed men, head butted him violently, and violently kneed him in the face.

Johnny smacked his gun against an enemies face as he continued shooting.

It continues going back and forth like this, ending with Darton being dramatically thrown off the edge.

ENDS THE SONG:

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Jim: Pretty Boy.

PB Hey.

Jim: Where's the bike?

PB Oh, it's good to see te too, tough guys.

Uhh... what bike are te talking about exactly?

Johnny: te "know" what we're talking about.

PB: Billy's bike? Jesus, man, it's been a long time. I thought he was dead. What's he want it for? To sell it for crack, right, eh?

Billy [walks in] Maybe later.

PB: (scared) Hey, good to see you, Bill! Man, I thought te was dead...

Billy: Where's the bike?

PB: I don't know.

Billy: (disturbingly calm) Jim, start the bike.

(Jim starts the Bike and Johnny slowly holds him down to the real, much to his fear and agony).

PB:...
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Roman: Come on, Dardan, what's your problem?

Dardan: I don't have problem. te do!

[Dardan points a coltello at Roman while Bledar smashes his computer monitor.].

Roman: ciao I just got that fixe- (get's locked in chock hold) Mommy!

Dardan [choking Roman] Where's your Russian friend now, eh?

Roman: (choking) He's not my friend... he's my loan shark...

Niko (enters and enraged da the scene) HEY!

Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)

Niko: (breaks his arm).

Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!

Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?

Dardan: Fuck you!

(Bledar hops over the scrivania, reception to help Dardan).

(The Albanians...
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Billy Line 'em up, my brother... Let me have some of that heroine, motherfucker!

Brian: Yeah! Heroine is tigh-

Billy: (annoyed) shut up Brian!

Billy: (smokes it).

Brian: Guess this means w-

Billy: [high on cocaine, shouting, speaking quickly] te know what I can't stand!? Internet piracy! How would te like it if musicians ha rubato, stola from YOU!?... (pointing at Clay) What if Cannibal Corpse ha rubato, stola your precious glasses?

Clay: ... [uncomfortable] I think I'll mostly just be confused..

Billy: (after calming down) So, Johnny boy... Where's my bike?

Johnny: te know where it is.

Billy: Uhhh... Let me rephrase...
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Niko: So, te full of crap o what!?

Roman: What!?

Niko: Where's luxury condo? Where's sports car? Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

Roman: What te talking about?

Niko: In your letters to my mother, in your letters to me... all I hear about is Mr. Big, Mr. Roman, living the American dream. Sports cars, condos, women, money, the beach... opportunity! I come here, and the only thing big about your life is the cockroaches.

Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!

Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).

Roman: (sarcastically)...
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