SLOTH

'Do te ever get off the couch, sir?
Do te ever get off the divano and stop watching TV?
Do te ever go for a run?
Do te ever simply walk around o exercise outside?
Do te just play video games all day, sir?
Do te even do any work?
Man, te are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
detto this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As te humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see te sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with te sleeping all the time,
te just make people angry because te will not
Get up and help.

te see, good sir,
I am the reason
te may have dropped out of high school,
Since te were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
o have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason te may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because te were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
o te may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason te may not have graduated,
For te took school less seriously than others,
And te did not do your homework,
And te had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because te failed them;
Yet te could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took te out of school,
Without letting te get your diploma.

te blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For te struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason te may have dropped out of college,
For te thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the successivo day.
te gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes te fail intensively.

I am the reason te did not earn your major,
For te partied too much,
And te felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With te living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And te unable to hold a job.

I am the reason te may have Lost your job,
For te slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
o programming the computer system
That your boss asked te to do.
te would rather play Sudoku
o check your email
Than do what your boss asks te to do.
te would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
te made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to fuoco you,
And now te have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For te cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see te in this way,
As miserable as te are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever te came home,
te would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
o making dinner
o helping take care of the kids.
I made te irresponsible,
Making te unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand te anymore,
For te never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
te pitiful little thing,
te live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
te better be careful,
For I o one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.

GLUTTONY

Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

te have probably heard these words,
For te know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make te hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make te so greedy
When te eat at the dinnertable
That te eat everything in plain sight.
te eat più than te can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
te have a sweet tooth,
Eating dessert after dessert,
Eating Cioccolato bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's arachide, arachidi burro cups da the dozens,
And 100 tons of arachide, arachidi burro cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way caramelle bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make te eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever dessert there is.

I am the reason te gain weight,
For te eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
te are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see te get a cuore attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
o te will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.

WRATH

I am one of the deadly sins,
For I am the one that makes te feel angry,
And may lead te to do wrongful things.

I blind you,
And mask the truth from you;
I hide your actions,
And make them unaware to te until
te realise what just happened.

I am a curse,
For I blind te from the truth,
And make te unwilling to accept that truth,
Because I am anger,
Which makes your rage come true,
Which brings about your wrath,
Which is my true name,
And with it comes a grudge.

I am a curse,
And te do not want me,
But honestly,
It is fun for me to see
te hurting other people,
Even though te don't intentionally do it,
o even if te are blinded da the truth.
For I am Wrath,
And I take amusement from your anger,
And the pain te inflict on others,
And I am from the fiery pits of hell.

Beware of your human instincts,
For I am one of them,
And I may mostra up in your fiery head.

ENVY

I am one of the deadly sins,
Something that will make death come to you
If te should feel me at all.
I am one of your emotions
Something te might not be able to control,
Something that will make te mad
If I were to make te feel it.

I am that feeling of desire,
Which te feel most of all,
That comes with lust,
Comes with materialism,
Comes with things te cannot explain.
I am the thing te will regret,
If te should
Ever
Get
Your
Way.

I am what te call jealousy,
That thing that makes the green-eyed monster,
o one of them, anyway.
I make te jealous,
For I make te want your best friend's girlfriend,
Make te desire your neighbour's wife,
Making te covet her in every way,
And making your lustful
Dreams come true.

I am the thing that makes te materialistic
Making te covet your neighbour's house,
Coveting the new lawn mower he received,
And the new 3D Tv he got at the store.
I make te covet the new cell phone
Your best friend has,
The new iPhone 4S with Siri on it and everything.
I make te covet your brother's new Lamborghini,
And your father's Chevy Camaro that was redone,
And your uncle's Ford Galaxy 500,
Which are all very appealing to your eyes,
Since te Amore cars so much.
I make your son covet his best friend's
New WiiU,
And his new Nintendo 3DS
Because he thinks it is so cool.
I make your wife covet her co-worker's Gucci,
The beautiful $500 borsa she is not able to afford,
And I make your daughter covet her best friend's
Beautiful prom dress
Because te are not able to afford the beautiful
expensive dress for $2500.

I make te act in jealousy
When your wife is talking to another man,
For te become angry,
And te feel as if te are
Being cockolded.
te will not let a man take a hold of your wife,
And te will not let some buffoon make a fool out of you.
Your wife is beautiful,
And no one can lay eyes on her but you,
And if anyone DOES touch her,
He is in a world of danger.
No one will attraversare, croce you,
For te know your ground,
And he knows his.
No one flirts with your wife.
After all, I do make te Ernest Hemingway.

I also make te act like Cain
When your brother gets all the attention from your parents,
For te never got anything,
And he always got the praise.
I sposta te to do evil,
And, yes, I encourage you.
I am your human forethought,
And only te can resist me.

I am envy,
I am a deadly sin,
And te know that,
However, I am just instinct,
Like all of the other sins,
And it amuses me to see te people fall,
For we are the wild beings in the night,
Released from the pits of hell....