Twilight la saga Article: The Cullen Boys & Jacob Pick Up Lines

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posted by Renesmee_XD

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero o the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will te be my heroin?”

“Have te been drinking? o do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give te a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will te be the mother of my puppies?

Wanna play a game? te can be Little Red Riding cappuccio and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

So…how do te feel about dogs? I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’

te look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

ciao baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

te know what they say, right? Once te go "Black" te never go back.

te look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Jasper Hale

te seem a little tense. Would te like a chill pill o just a hit of me?

How are te feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
I can feel the Amore tonight … wanna share?

My name is Jasper…but te can call me Dr. Feelgood.

I know exactly how te feel. Wanna know how I feel?

So…did te ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?

Hey, Darlin’, do te want to see my battle scars?
Emmett Cullen
Wanna see me crush a boulder?

I’d Amore to see how many houses we can smash.

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have più fun…

I hear hell isn’t bad if te get to keep an Angel with you- could I take te with me?

Did it hurt when te fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, te must be an angel.

Wanna be my monkey woman?

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating te up.

I own NOTHING!
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Twilight-girl-x This is funny xx

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A Brothers Grimm Twilight Tale

posted by AndraLee

To vote for your preferito Twilight fairy tale, go to link

Disclaimer: The world of Twilight belongs to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. I just want to play with her toys. Limited dialog and text from the Twilight saga appear within the following text. No copyright infringement is intended.
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In days gone by, there once was a land where the moss and vines grew thick, and the trees hid the forest floor from the sunlight. This was a place where gray-billowed clouds covered the sky, sucking the shadows from the Earth and spewing them back as fog and rain.

It was the perfect...

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twilight /the covenant tell me wat yu think

posted by 1-of-da-jethaks

the following story is true ........meh i wish....lol whiskey37 it made yuu laugh

'ash get up now' scott screamed into mi ear. scott was mi older brother, well one of mi older brothers i have 4. 'what do yuu want' i moaned. 'umm first giorno of skewl remember reject' he detto with a smart culo tone then left.( right: skewl i think ill give it a miss i thought 2 miself and went bak 2 sleep). successivo thing mi alarm went off. my door crept open and 4 boys leapt on to the bed.'AWWW' i grunted 'GET OFF' 'GET UP' zaviour retalliated. aww i could feel the weight pushing down on me. 'ok fine' i yelled' 'thankyou'...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 4

posted by renesmeblack

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Renesmee

I sat up. The alarm clock successivo to Jacob's letto detto it was six thirty. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, barely making it. I heard the rush of footsteps as Jacob and Emily came to my side.
Jesse woke up.
"Sam! Get Jesse!" Emily called downstairs. Jesse was their one-year-old baby. He had short, black hair that stuck out every other direction but down. He had a small, rounded face that displayed a little innocence. His smile was crooked, and it reminded me of my dad a little. The three baby teeth he had made the smile even cuter.
Jacob's hot hand took me out of my thoughts.
"Renesmee,...

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Starstruck Chapter 1- Here Come The Humans,x

posted by thecullensftw_x

sorry, i'm not that good a writer, but i thought i might put it on anyway, lol. Please read, but no hate commenti :) thanks;

“Don’t worry Mom, I Amore you,” I detto as I kissed my beautiful mother’s forehead. I was so blessed; I had the most stunning family in the whole world, never mind neighborhood! I have gorgeous parents, Edward and Bella Cullen, Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme, Aunt Alice and Uncle Jasper, and Aunt Rosalie and Uncle Emmett. They’re Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. too, of course, but still amazingly attractive. My family is different from most; we’re a family, not a coven, and we only...

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aura--chapter 15--and here I thought the Cullens had thier issues...

posted by mikaela_isabela

ciao guys, i wanna thank the few people who gave me ideas, im using them in my successivo chapter, so keep a look out! enjoi!

The three women eyed us carefully, scrutinizing our every move, down to the tiniest shuffling of our feet.
They were not as I expected.
Usually witches, both men and women alike, look young and youthful. In fact, most of the pictures of gods were based on witches.
These however, were nothing like those pictures.
They all looked old, almost elderly old, yet they had youthfulness to them which I couldn’t place.
Their faces were lined and each of them had crow’s feet successivo to their...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 4

posted by CharmedVamp101

I watched her come out of the room where she spent the last week getting better. She walked over to where I stood, waiting to take her to her apartment. I thought about how much Bella had meant to me, how much she had changed me. I thought about how easy it was to forget her now that my existence finally had a true meaning. I remember how I used to think that Bella was the whole point of my existence, how she was what kept me alive, but I now knew that she was just to help me control myself for the only true Amore I could have. I saw through Sam's mind how Emily was his whole world. I knew...

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Starlit

posted by Yoss

CHAPTER I – Amore Story

“Uhm…Mom?” I started hesitantly as my mother turned off my bedroom lights – on her way out of my room.

“Yes sweetie?” She crossed the length of the door to my letto in a tiny fraction of a millisecond. She turned on the bedside lamp as she gracefully sat on the side of my bed. The pale yellow light of the lamp made my mother’s face hauntingly beautiful.

“Mom, I’m wondering if te would tell me my preferito story again?”

My mom raised her perfectly shaped eyebrows. Humor twinkling in her lovely golden eyes.

“Haven’t te had enough of THAT story yet?”...

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Now I know...Angels TRULY exist

posted by Yoss

I was raised not to fear anything. I was told to face it, taste it, welcome it.

I haven’t faced real fear before.

Not fear for this huge ball of pelliccia whose trying to smash my brain out. Not fear for my life. But fear that this glorious angel, who is standing a foot away – wait, I think I just saw her up the Redwood – wait she couldn’t be up that tree, how could she? Unless my brain’s already smashed inside my skull.

Where was I?

Incoherency. Damaged brain, no doubt.

Again, I fear that this glorious angel, nearer to our fight now, would be hurt, harmed in any way.

“Stand back!” I yelled...

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blisslikethis falls for Twilight... hard.

posted by blisslikethis

I have to say, it took me awhile to get past my first impression of Twilight. Actually, I had never even heard of the libri until I saw people gushing about them on Fanpop. I scoffed at the Fanpoppers comparing them to Harry Potter, never questioning my belief that nothing could come close to the level of awesomeness that is the HP series.

The Twilight saga came up più and più often as the release data for Breaking Dawn drew closer, and despite my first impression, I started getting curious. Dismissing a book offhand is not something I do lightly, especially when so many people seem to love...