DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, o Brokeback Mountain.
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my preferito movie. Naturally, he had chosen the secondo one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, te have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of te who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my preferito movie. Naturally, he had chosen the secondo one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, te have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of te who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
Rumor o Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ stella, star Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret data but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their cena data hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out da the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a fonte as saying.
The fonte addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ stella, star Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret data but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their cena data hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out da the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a fonte as saying.
The fonte addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.