TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga da Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true Amore & Amore at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF te ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. te constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an ora for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important giorno of the week.
3. te dream of going to Forks, o living in Forks.
4. te have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but te wish Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. totally existed so te can marry one.
6. te refer to Twilight as "literary crack" o a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied detto literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your preferito frutta is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your preferito flowers.
10. Whenever te hear "Girlfriend" da Avril Lavigne, te can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When te grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. te dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. te look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. te Amore running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. te hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. te dream about killing Bella so te can data Edward.
19. If te could have one wish, it would be that te were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. te hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All te want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. te have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so te can pretend your with Edward.
24. te have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, te have ordered fungo ravioli and a coke.
26. te know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward ha rubato, stola his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think te need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. te are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profilo is either dedicated to Twilight, o has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, dato yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. te enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since te know they are only taking out your preferito quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and te jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. te have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and te took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. te felt betrayed when te found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. te refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz o Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, te are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause te want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga da Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true Amore & Amore at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF te ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. te constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an ora for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important giorno of the week.
3. te dream of going to Forks, o living in Forks.
4. te have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but te wish Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. totally existed so te can marry one.
6. te refer to Twilight as "literary crack" o a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied detto literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your preferito frutta is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your preferito flowers.
10. Whenever te hear "Girlfriend" da Avril Lavigne, te can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When te grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. te dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. te look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. te Amore running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. te hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. te dream about killing Bella so te can data Edward.
19. If te could have one wish, it would be that te were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. te hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All te want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. te have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so te can pretend your with Edward.
24. te have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, te have ordered fungo ravioli and a coke.
26. te know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward ha rubato, stola his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think te need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. te are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profilo is either dedicated to Twilight, o has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, dato yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. te enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since te know they are only taking out your preferito quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and te jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. te have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and te took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. te felt betrayed when te found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. te refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz o Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, te are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause te want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
So I found one Twilight page which, among other things, has a lista of ships and stories for every ship. I didn't make any of these, all credits goes to link. there are some ships still available for fanfic so if te are interested go on that page and make it.
I allocated a lista of most interesting ships. What do te think about hem?
Alec/Jane
Alice/Ben
Alice/Jacob
Alice/James
Angela/Edward
Angela/Jacob
Aro/Edward
Aro/Esme
Aro/Jane
Bella/Embry
Bella/Emmett
Bella/Felix
Bella/James
Bree/Jasper
Carlisle/Siobhan
Charlie/Esme
Edward/Jessica
Edward/Tanya
Emmett/Sam
Jacob/Leah
Jacob/Victoria
James/Rosalie
Jane/Jasper
Jasper/Mike
Jasper/Tanya
Leah/Paul
Maggie/Seth
Mike/Rosalie
Seth/Renesmee
Vladimir/Sulpicia
I allocated a lista of most interesting ships. What do te think about hem?
Alec/Jane
Alice/Ben
Alice/Jacob
Alice/James
Angela/Edward
Angela/Jacob
Aro/Edward
Aro/Esme
Aro/Jane
Bella/Embry
Bella/Emmett
Bella/Felix
Bella/James
Bree/Jasper
Carlisle/Siobhan
Charlie/Esme
Edward/Jessica
Edward/Tanya
Emmett/Sam
Jacob/Leah
Jacob/Victoria
James/Rosalie
Jane/Jasper
Jasper/Mike
Jasper/Tanya
Leah/Paul
Maggie/Seth
Mike/Rosalie
Seth/Renesmee
Vladimir/Sulpicia
ciao twi-fans, after seeing New Moon in theaters we all want 2 see it again right? well now there is a release data for the New Moon DVD: March 24, 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the prediction data not an official one, it is positive that it will be released early 2010. it is detto that it may be early cuz of the demand!!!!!!! right now some sites have New Moon available for pre-order!!!! so as of today-November 26, 2009-we have 119 days till New Moon is on DVD!!! oh and 217 days till Eclipse is in theaters!!!!
Preface
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the cuore which will stop beating soon, the cuore which was the reason for me to live, the cuore which she had dato to me to keep sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza just like how I had dato her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the cuore which will stop beating soon, the cuore which was the reason for me to live, the cuore which she had dato to me to keep sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza just like how I had dato her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.