So we, as Twilighters, all know that even IF we both like Jacob and Edward, we're secertely più devoted to one than the other. Come on, addmitt it! te can't help but Amore that crooked smile of Edward's just a little bit più than Jacob's big grin. And what's so great about a white body? I want my man tall (prefrably 6'7 around there) and dark.
So here, on this soapbox of happiness, we're going to go over the amazing traits, that Edward and Jake DON'T have in common. If I leave something out that te think one has, leave it in your comment! Shout out your Jake o Edward support!
Edward
-He may be 100+ years old, but baby he don't look it!
-Could there ever be anyone as tender as him? *shakes her head* we only wish!
-Auburn, ruffled hair and golden eyes. Grr baby!
-That crooked smile *sigh* melt my heart.
-How many of te can honestly say that when they baciare their man, he takes their breath away? Bella put your &$#@)$)(*!#@ hand DOWN! We get your point te spoiled )&$#)!&$!!!!!!!
-Overprotective, yes. Overbearing, no.
-SOOOO understanding of Bella, no matter what. He gets that she's human and makes mistakes.
-How he NEVER yells at Bella o blames her. Lucky girl.
-He's AWESOME vampire abilities! Speed, strength, sight, hearing, smelling, tasting? Hmmm touching? OH yeah! lol jk
-He's Unbelievable love, how it spans time, distance, and all rules. He never loved anyone but her, and he waited for Bella to mostra up for over 100 years.
-His patiance. te have to Amore the way he's so tender, even when he's fed up.
-How he whisperes her name after being apart from her for a few hours. Like he can't believe she survived her bad luck without him there and is so relieved to see her again!
-He's so dang smart! Dartmouth?! Wise guy's smart and stylish :)
-Let's face it, NO ONE can romance like Edward! Dazzle me dazzle me, Edward. I'll fight it as long as I can, as long as te promise to keep looking at me like that until I'm dazzled to pieces! lol
-The fact that he's willing to do ANYTHING for his woman. He's willing to leave for her safty, come back despite his better judgment, let her go if it will make her happy, forgive her for making out with another man, change her into a vampire even though he doesn't want to, do the dirty with her, even though she's just horney and doesn't listen to his warnings, and do ALL these things while kissing, hugging, loving, and treating her like a porclin doll!
Jacob
-Talk about maturing/growing up over night. Jake went from boy to man instantly! . . . a very hot man!
-Could anyone (besides Jake) say that they got Bella cigno to do something dangerous and spontanious? Nope! They can't! . . . well maybe Alice but we're talking MEN here! lol
-Shaggy black hair, blackish brown eyes, tall, dark skinned, wicked smile. . . man, Jacobs hot Hot HOT!!!
-Let's talking about "my Jacob" for a second. Who can be a kid like Jake and then a man like Jake so fast? No one but Jake!
-Jake can be my personal spazio heater any day! Just let him get those gangaly arms around me and he can heat up my personal space!
-Can we talk werewolf here for a second? How cool is THAT? If te get sick of his arguing, tell him to grow a tail and cuddle up successivo to your horse sized teddy wolf! How cute his is wolfy smile?
-Jake's not afraid to let a girl have her spazio and be independent. He's Bella's adventure buddy. te want to be crazy and careless for a day, te call Jake.
-Not to mention his complete and utter stupid devotion to a taken woman! Despite his odds, Jake gives it his all. . . not always the best thing but that's how he is. He loves Bella so much that he KNOWS he will NEVER imprint on anyone. He can't see beyond her. Awww! *Sniff*
-I forgot to mention his werewolf abilities. Fast, strong, smell, . . . don't forget NO ONE can brag about how awesome his girl is like a werewolf. The whole pack knows how Bella kisses lol.
-The fact that Jake can make the simplest giorno great just da his sense of humor. Need we forget about the Washington Taj Mahal? (How the heck do te spell that?! lol)
-He's good with his hands. Fixing cars, motorcycles. He's my handy man! :)
-Come on, let's face it, ALL Native American's are cool! Their history is WAY più interesting than ours! lol Jake's werewolf history included. Don't forget the fact that he would have the most adorable kids! What a cute daddy Jake would be!
-He may fight dirty, but he can bow out. . . ok KIND of gracefully. He knows when he's Lost and he does it without malice to Bella.
-If he gets pissed at te about something, he can't brood about it forever. He'd break the house apart with all his dramatic trembling and shaking :) lol. Let it out honey, just tell me what's bothering you?
-The fact that he's willing to stand around a bunch of vampires, fight his instincts, work with them, fight with them, and befriend them all to protect a woman who doesn't want to be with him. He's willing to do anything to keep her safe, loose sleep, piss off his pack, even go against Edward (Tent scene) to make Bella comfortable and safe. How can te not Amore that?
In conclusion (after 15 GREAT traits each) I'd like to say that although we might hate one and Amore the other o Amore both but favore one, Edward and Jake are two great guys. Heck, roll them together and you've got. . . wow there are no words! All I know is I want two!
So here, on this soapbox of happiness, we're going to go over the amazing traits, that Edward and Jake DON'T have in common. If I leave something out that te think one has, leave it in your comment! Shout out your Jake o Edward support!
Edward
-He may be 100+ years old, but baby he don't look it!
-Could there ever be anyone as tender as him? *shakes her head* we only wish!
-Auburn, ruffled hair and golden eyes. Grr baby!
-That crooked smile *sigh* melt my heart.
-How many of te can honestly say that when they baciare their man, he takes their breath away? Bella put your &$#@)$)(*!#@ hand DOWN! We get your point te spoiled )&$#)!&$!!!!!!!
-Overprotective, yes. Overbearing, no.
-SOOOO understanding of Bella, no matter what. He gets that she's human and makes mistakes.
-How he NEVER yells at Bella o blames her. Lucky girl.
-He's AWESOME vampire abilities! Speed, strength, sight, hearing, smelling, tasting? Hmmm touching? OH yeah! lol jk
-He's Unbelievable love, how it spans time, distance, and all rules. He never loved anyone but her, and he waited for Bella to mostra up for over 100 years.
-His patiance. te have to Amore the way he's so tender, even when he's fed up.
-How he whisperes her name after being apart from her for a few hours. Like he can't believe she survived her bad luck without him there and is so relieved to see her again!
-He's so dang smart! Dartmouth?! Wise guy's smart and stylish :)
-Let's face it, NO ONE can romance like Edward! Dazzle me dazzle me, Edward. I'll fight it as long as I can, as long as te promise to keep looking at me like that until I'm dazzled to pieces! lol
-The fact that he's willing to do ANYTHING for his woman. He's willing to leave for her safty, come back despite his better judgment, let her go if it will make her happy, forgive her for making out with another man, change her into a vampire even though he doesn't want to, do the dirty with her, even though she's just horney and doesn't listen to his warnings, and do ALL these things while kissing, hugging, loving, and treating her like a porclin doll!
Jacob
-Talk about maturing/growing up over night. Jake went from boy to man instantly! . . . a very hot man!
-Could anyone (besides Jake) say that they got Bella cigno to do something dangerous and spontanious? Nope! They can't! . . . well maybe Alice but we're talking MEN here! lol
-Shaggy black hair, blackish brown eyes, tall, dark skinned, wicked smile. . . man, Jacobs hot Hot HOT!!!
-Let's talking about "my Jacob" for a second. Who can be a kid like Jake and then a man like Jake so fast? No one but Jake!
-Jake can be my personal spazio heater any day! Just let him get those gangaly arms around me and he can heat up my personal space!
-Can we talk werewolf here for a second? How cool is THAT? If te get sick of his arguing, tell him to grow a tail and cuddle up successivo to your horse sized teddy wolf! How cute his is wolfy smile?
-Jake's not afraid to let a girl have her spazio and be independent. He's Bella's adventure buddy. te want to be crazy and careless for a day, te call Jake.
-Not to mention his complete and utter stupid devotion to a taken woman! Despite his odds, Jake gives it his all. . . not always the best thing but that's how he is. He loves Bella so much that he KNOWS he will NEVER imprint on anyone. He can't see beyond her. Awww! *Sniff*
-I forgot to mention his werewolf abilities. Fast, strong, smell, . . . don't forget NO ONE can brag about how awesome his girl is like a werewolf. The whole pack knows how Bella kisses lol.
-The fact that Jake can make the simplest giorno great just da his sense of humor. Need we forget about the Washington Taj Mahal? (How the heck do te spell that?! lol)
-He's good with his hands. Fixing cars, motorcycles. He's my handy man! :)
-Come on, let's face it, ALL Native American's are cool! Their history is WAY più interesting than ours! lol Jake's werewolf history included. Don't forget the fact that he would have the most adorable kids! What a cute daddy Jake would be!
-He may fight dirty, but he can bow out. . . ok KIND of gracefully. He knows when he's Lost and he does it without malice to Bella.
-If he gets pissed at te about something, he can't brood about it forever. He'd break the house apart with all his dramatic trembling and shaking :) lol. Let it out honey, just tell me what's bothering you?
-The fact that he's willing to stand around a bunch of vampires, fight his instincts, work with them, fight with them, and befriend them all to protect a woman who doesn't want to be with him. He's willing to do anything to keep her safe, loose sleep, piss off his pack, even go against Edward (Tent scene) to make Bella comfortable and safe. How can te not Amore that?
In conclusion (after 15 GREAT traits each) I'd like to say that although we might hate one and Amore the other o Amore both but favore one, Edward and Jake are two great guys. Heck, roll them together and you've got. . . wow there are no words! All I know is I want two!
cool huh
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
Source: link
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