He'd be better off having an normal life, people, HELLO! He is just a normal person like everyone else! Like that time when he got HIT da A CAR in New York! And the paparazzi still got all up in his face after that... Idiots! They didn't even give a crap about it; I hate it so much! That pisses me off! If I were his bodyguard, I'd get the kind of cameras that the paparazzi has and take pictures of them! See how they like it when someone is up in their face wanting to have their picture! They deserve to be punished for doing that to him! For once, all he want is just to be alone in peace without flashes of cameras blinding him!
And the fan girls who are all like, "OH MY GOD! It's Edward Cullen! BITE ME!” Why do they have to be so stupid?! That's just dumb. If I saw Robert Pattinson I’d just keep it cool and not try to be so nervous, I'd be thinking, “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,” over and over again. But I’ll be cool like, "Hi, can I have your autograph," then after, "Thanks." Why don't they just do that instead? Oh I forgot, they're too stupid! Idiot fans! If he was Edward in real life, I bet he'd hide up in a tree. Then once they can't find him, Kristen would say, "They're gone, te can come done now." HA! That's funny.
Anyways, people out there, if te like Twilight so much and te can't keep your cool around Robert, then screw you! Also, Robert, I feel very sorry for you, and I hope that all this crazy stuff will be gone forever. Like they say, what goes up must come down. Peace out! :)
