1. te wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch te sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all Cani for that matter.

3. He looks at te like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells te how nice te smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a furgone, van from almost crushing te to death with his orso hands.

7. He can bounce frutta from his feet like a calcio ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls te ragno monkey and runs around with te on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".