10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when te want to have them, what genders te want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with latte and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramello milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s camicia collare and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when te want to have them, what genders te want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with latte and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramello milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s camicia collare and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
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"Its been so long."He detto with a kiss.
"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get te anything"I said.
"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.
"Meet me in the Musica room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.
He walked away from me to go to the Musica room.I shot all of the Cibo in the bin then made my way to the Musica room. When I finally found the Musica room.He was sat on the Pianoforte stool.
"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He detto then started to play.
"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.
"I Amore you" He detto and kissed me
"I Amore te too"I detto and kissed him back.
"Its been so long."He detto with a kiss.
"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get te anything"I said.
"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.
"Meet me in the Musica room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.
He walked away from me to go to the Musica room.I shot all of the Cibo in the bin then made my way to the Musica room. When I finally found the Musica room.He was sat on the Pianoforte stool.
"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He detto then started to play.
"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.
"I Amore you" He detto and kissed me
"I Amore te too"I detto and kissed him back.