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posted by lollipopszx3
All-Nighter, Fun, Kiss

Two weeks have passed since the circus incident. They gave me a swirly for my acting. It was in Emmett's washroom, which makes me want to barf, even thinking about it.

It was the night before school started. We are trying to pull an all-nighter at Edward's house. We have been doing this as a tradition since we were ten. We think we could really do it this year.

It was three o'clock in the morning. Edward's parents think we are asleep so we have to be extra quiet. I looked over everybody. Emmett was busy entertaining himself with a plate of food. Jasper was lying in a corner throw a tennis ball up and down. Alice was making a shopping list, as awake as ever. Edward was busy on the computer composing new music. I was falling asleep.

It was getting darker, and darker, when suddenly I felt impact on my right cheek.

"OUCH!" I yelled before Emmett covered my mouth. "What was that for?" I hit him on the arm, just hurting myself some more.

"Well te were falling asleep! te can't! This is the last anno we can be together, the all of us! Jasper and I will be leaving successivo year! te can't ruin this for us Swan!" He whisper-yelled.

"PMSing much?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. We laughed quietly.

"Mean much?" He waited for people to laugh but we just looked at him with a amused face. "Whatever, haters." It was way funnier that way.

"Okay guys, if te don't want me to fall asleep, what should I do?" They gave me all these ideas. Not that any of them were actually things that I would do.

"Try on clothes!" detto Alice. Her luggage was huge! It could last me three full months away on vacation, wearing two different outfits a day, and not reusing any of them. Her closet was about the size of this house! She didn't have enough room in her apartment so most of her clothes are at all of our houses.

"Eat!" detto Emmett. He loved food. Really. So far tonight, he had an entire turkey, chicken, a ham sandwich, a chicken sandwich, ice cream, yogurt, muffins, cupcakes, potatos, and he was still eating more. He eats più in a giorno than I do in a month. Who eats that much?

"Music!" detto Edward. He loves Musica and he's always been trying to get us to play with him. Maybe he thought we were going to enter a talent mostra with him o something. Fat chance. He could get Emmett to cut down to five meals a giorno instead of eight, before we were going to enter a talent show.

"Cut!" detto Jasper. Emotional little thing. He thinks that cutting is the way to go, but it's obviously not. There aren't any emos at Forks which really annoys him. That's why he's always on emo chatrooms talking about blades o something. He doesn't just cut like emos but he acts like them too with his clothes and musical styles.

"Do te guys know me at all?" I asked when they were finished with their suggestions. They know that I would much rather die before I do what they were suggesting. Well besides eat because I kind of have to survive. But I wouldn't eat the way that Emmett was suggesting.

"Well yeah, we know you. But we are trying to change you. So come with us Bella... unisciti the dark side..." detto Jasper in one of those freaky talking doll ways.

"Okay te are the only one on the dark side, Mr. Emo. We are all on the bright and sunny side!" she detto and drew a arcobaleno in the air to prove her point.

"Actually I'm on the musical side..." detto Edward as he looked up from his computer.

"I'm on the side that involves food." detto Emmett with a mouthful of food.

"I'm on the sane side." I smiled as they looked at me with mad faces. "Hey. It's true." It seems like I'm the most normal person in my friend group.

"Oh well. I'm different and I like it." detto Alice and she went back to her shopping list. Written on the superiore, in alto was : superiore, in alto stores to bring Bella successivo week.

"WHAT?" I shouted before Emmett stuffed a piece of pane in my mouth. We didn't want to wake everybody up, but the pane was already bitten.

"What's the matter?" asked Alice with wide innocent eyes.

I took the pane out of my mouth and took a bite out of it. Oh well. Emmett was practically family. "Why are te taking me shopping? I thought te promised, no più shopping trips. I don't have any più room in my closet!" I said.

"Well, my neighbours were renting a room and my parents had extra money this month. We decided to rent out that room for my clothes. So now we have extra shopping space!" Her face was full of glee. I didn't want to wreck it, but what the heck? She was the one that suggested that we should have a swirly in the first place.

"So te can take some clothes out of our house and put it there! My mom is starting to get mad at me for keeping all of those clothes at our house!"

"Whatever, hater!" detto Alice immitating Emmett. He rolled his eyes.

"Juniors." he detto and laughed at us.

"With a brain smarter than you." Edward said. Well it was true.

"What's your point?" he asked in a whiny voice. "At least I can beat te in arm wrestling!" I don't even know what that has to do with being smarter.

"Your one weird child, did te know that Emmett?" asked Alice.

"Well you're one crazy chick. te should really get something checked. I don't think being that much of a shopaholic is even possible!" detto Emmett. We started laughing. That actually made sense and it was kind of funny. We stopped laughing when we saw Alice pout. She is just impossible to have a grudge on. That's what really annoys me about her.

"Oh te should've saw that coming..." I detto to her. "You are psychic remember?"

She rolled her eyes. "Yes of course I remember... And do not make fun of me o I will use my telekinises on you! And nobody wants that!" She started to laugh evilly.

"Alice... Are te okay?" asked Jasper. Well he has been quiet for a while. I looked at his arm, and I saw a fresh cut.

"Oh no... Not another scar. Give me the blade." I detto to him and held out my hand. da now, Emmett and Edward were back in their own worlds.

Jasper handed me a pencil sharpened blade inside a crack on the floor board. He placed it in my hand before I moved it. I didn't want to touch it, especially when it was full of blood. He rolled his eyes and threw it into the garbage can. It went in. If he decided not to spend most of his time emo-ing himself, he could probably be an amazing pallacanestro, basket player.

I checked the time. It was 4 o'clock. Time flies when te are making fun of your best friends.

"Look we broke our record!" I detto and pointed at the clock.

"Only three più hours before we fake sleep and get ready for school." detto Edward and yawned. He logged off his computer and sat down on his bed. "Stop making a mess Emmett!" He brushed crumbs off his bed. "Have te ever thought that maybe, just maybe, te eat way too much?" Emmett shrugged. Emmett doesn't think and Edward should know that.

"Either way, stop freeloading off of me! We have to go to the grocery store and buy twice the Cibo because of you!" Again Emmett shrugged.

"Okay I think I perfected my list!" detto Alice and she read it out loud to us. Stores, clothes, tshirts, skinny jeans, not my idea of spending a Saturday.

"Let's play Skittle Kiss!" Alice went to grab two red and arancia, arancio skittles from Emmett's bowl of food.

"Alice in case te never noticed, we have five people." Jasper got up from his position on the floor and sat successivo to Edward. Alice was standing and Emmett and I were sitting on the floor in front of them.

"Whatever." Alice thought for a second. "Okay, one guy go to the closet. Then te pick your own colour without knowing who has which and te could baciare the girl later." Alice said.

"Wait... We're all Friends here! Who would want to baciare your best friend, almost sibling?" I asked her.

"Oh don't be a loser." Alice smiled. "Let's just play!" I rolled my eyes. "Jasper go to the closet!"

He went and Alice took two of Emmett's empty bowls. She put one of each colour in. We closed our eyes and picked a colour. "Jasper picked a colour!" called Edward.

"Okay... Red." For blood. We opened our hands to reveal the colours we had. Alice had orange, Edward had orange. So that means I would have to baciare Emmett and Jasper.

"What? I don't want to baciare Edward!" detto Alice.

"'Don't be a loser!" I mocked her. The guys laughed. "Go ahead."

Alice walked slowly towards Edward. We add our own little twist in the game. They put the skittles in the mouths and put their lips together. They were supposed to exchange the skittle back and forth. They didn't hold each other, just kissed.

When Alice came out she smiled at me. "Your turns." She pointed at me.

I put the red skittle in my mouth and so did Emmett. We kissed really quickly. I did the same with Jasper.

"Okay well that's done." detto Jasper. "And why don't te think it's weird to be baciare your friend, practically siblings?"

"Well it's weird. But at least we killed 15 minutes!" She pointed at the clock. It read 4:15.

"Okay if te can pass the time some more, I'm up for it." detto Edward. He lightly slapped his face to stay awake.

"Oh really? Are te sure te want to come on the Alice Brandon experience?" We were used to this dramaticness. We nodded.

"Well put on your giacca and away we'll go!" She winked at us.

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So I'm not sure who Bella ends up with. It's either Jasper o Emmett. I decided not to make Edward. Tell me ASAP before I write the fifth chapter!

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posted by AliceHaleCullen
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
posted by Edward_lover101
Reneseme was the size of a 7 anno old. But she was only a few weeks old. I was fixing her a cup of blood before bed. A little vampire who sleeps. Edward and I tucked her into her bed, and truned out the light. We walked into the living room.
"Edward?" I asked as I was sitting.
"Yes" Edward sat beside me.
"Where are the others?"
"They each got their own house. Except Alice and Jasper, I told them they could stay with us. There out hunting right now. Is that ok?"
"That's fine." I detto leaning to baciare him. We were interuped da a knock at the door. I got up to answer the door. Edward grabed my hand...
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posted by jamiesue00
I never left our house; I never left my letto for too long. Alice and Rose would come da and try to get me out of letto but, it never worked. I would end up screaming at them and throwing what was closest to me at the bacheca successivo to them. I knew I should feel bad for being so mean to them, but I couldn’t really feel anything. Everyone was trying to push me to get on with my life. Mom, Rose and Alice would come da everyday and try different methods to get me out of bed. Sometimes they would sit and not say anything. Other times they would get angry and try to force me to get out of bed. It just...
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posted by Twilight597
well i dont have anything to say but here u go and the stupid disclaimer:yeah i dont own twilight and never will so here chapter 1


Today was the last giorno of school and we're leaving tonight for our plane to Forks. As I waited for my sister’s class to let out, I was thinking about Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and Edward Cullen.

I heard a loud cheer from the class and the doors opened . Hannah and her Friends came out, joking and laughing about something.

“Hannah, come on.  We have to finish packing for Forks,.” I said, as I dragged her away from her friends. “Oh my gosh, Hannah, don’t forget to look for...
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posted by Brown_x_Eyes
Alice Cullen (born Mary Alice Brandon) is the adopted daughter of Carlisle and Esme, adoptive sister of Edward, Rosalie, and Emmett, and wife of Jasper. Alice is described as being petite and pixie-like at 4 ft 10 in (1.5 m), with a graceful gait and hair that is short, spiky, and black. Her special ability is to see the future, an enhanced version of her ability to have premonitions as a human. However, her ability is limited; she is only able to see the outcome of a decision once it is made. Due to this, decisions made in the spur of the moment can not be foreseen. Alice can see futures involving...
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posted by Inmagic_x3
This is what Ive read on a Twilight-site.

"EVERYBODY STOP LIKING TWILIGHT!!
Please! I beg of you, do not like Twilight. I hate this. I use to Amore Twilight way back in October 2007 and I totally got made fun of because I liked it so much, now almost 2 years later the people who laughed at me for Leggere it are OBSESSED and its not fair.
Also, all te Twlight lovers, i hope te realize that those Meyerpires arent even real vampires. they are poser vampires, which is why they are Meyerpires. She needs to do some research cause she got it all wrong.

Every time I go out of the house, I see, hear,...
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posted by bitten_byedward
Ch 9


A/N: I own no copyright. No characters are mine except Ms.Daniels. Sorry it took my so long. Busy/Writers block. New story line. Sort of. Plz R&R!



Bella POV

3 MONTHS LATER

I. Was. Pathetic.

Over the past three months, my life had changed dramatically. I went from having a fairy tale life to having a screwed over life.

I rebelled. Went against the man. I lived in the principals office now. I went from straight A's, nice reputation, perfect actually. To bad to the bone.

I missed him. And his family. I had nightmares about them.

I missed Jake. I had just became Friends with him........
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10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a spazio heater.

8. Tell him that Cani make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim te have imprinted. Say te Amore him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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posted by CharmedVamp101
I walked out of the room to Edward, my savior.
"You didn't have to wait for me,"how easy it was to act like I didn't care,"you don't have to take me home."
"I don't have to, but... I want to."
"Are te sure te don't have a problem with this?"
"Of course not, now I know te just got released, but I thought I might treat te to dinner."
"That would be really great, te know, you're really great."
Oh no, I can't believe I just detto that.
"Thank you."
He looked into my eyes.
I wonder what he's thinking right now. I wonder if he's thinking about me. Maybe he likes me too. Maybe, no no no, I just...
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posted by sh0rtiinedward
I was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuari, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me I been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's job not mine, but what I realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bother me anymore.
What I have to do is take care of my little Angel and don't worry about these stupid visions.
im planning to spend più time with Nessi, she just turned 4 years Old but she looks like a 14 anno Old girl, She is so beautiful with pale and smooth skin, brown...
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It has come to my attention that the risposte feature is frequently used incorrectly in the Twilight Spot. I have seen numerous domande such as.." Who is hotter, Edward o Jacob," o "What is your preferito book from the series?" It is okay to ask domande like this (even though they start to get repetitive) but please use the Pick feature, which is made for oppinionated risposte and questions.

The risposte Feature is meant for FACTUAL domande only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.

I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great articolo da Cinders, from the fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the risposte Feature.

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Thanks for listening to me rant :p
posted by vampiress015
I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were Scrivere them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we Amore you!'
'No, I Amore him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I Amore Edward più than you'
'How does that work? te don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then te can't Amore Edward more- te Amore them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...
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posted by sweet_twilight
This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.


{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some Scrivere done, when I overheard a conversation at the tavolo successivo to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified...
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posted by teamrobert48
I think we Amore it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson più than the charecter and would Amore to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about te but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids te know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I Amore that Stephanie Meyers created this story I Amore this story like no other why I Amore it so much is a mystery to me.
posted by Raechelll
TWILIGHT
"B+" Rating da Robert W. Hammerle

Catherine Hardwicke's "Twilight" reflects all the wondrous awkwardness and charm of teenage angst. It is innocent, beguiling, stumbling and romantic. It makes te long for the days when most of us suppressed desires to become teenage vampires!

For those of te who are clueless concerning the plot of the "Twilight" libri series, it follows the tale of a group of young Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and their relationship with the local populace. To the extent anyone would dismiss such a premise as lightweight fluff reflects to a great extent how out of touch one is with today's...
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Twilight's Monster $35 Mil Debut

Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.

The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, o $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.

The box-office tracking firm detto a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.

When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th o 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two recente blockbusters.

Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed da Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Girl-meets-boy stories are not the usual stuff of Hollywood blockbusters, even when it's girl-meets-vampire.

Neither are stories created da women, with a predominantly female audience, shot on a bargain budget with a cast of relative unknowns and released da an independent distributor trying to establish a niche among Hollywood's half-dozen studio behemoths.

Yet Summit Entertainment has good reason to believe "Twilight" will have più box-office bite than your typical teen soap about an awkward high school babe and her cool new mystery beau.

"Twilight" has a few stunts and clever...
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posted by vampiress015
So, the other giorno I dug out my old CD's and found 'The Feelings Twelve Stops and Home', which I must confess has kind of been rejected since their latest album came out. So anyway, I thought 'why not put it on?'. So I did, only to realise that loads of the songs relate to the Twilight saga in their own little ways. However there was one song that was perfect, I even found a hidden track! And oh look at that, this album is now at the superiore, in alto of my CD pile again. Here's the song lyrics I metioned below, I've also included a link to a video on Youtube. Enjoy!

The Feeling- Blue Picadilly
I think this...
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posted by tigerlover656
 boy vampire and human girl
boy vampire and human girl
Ok my theory is that i know a bok vampire and a girl vampire can't have babies, but i think that a boy vampire and a human girl could. I mean why not? Girl Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are basically dead, but human girls aren't! Well, what do te guys think. Couldn't it be possible?! What do te gus and girls think. please reply on the commento section. Ok i know that i am babbling now but pretend that after my theory that this stuff isnt even here because the fanpp people won't let me pubblica this if it isn't long enough! Ok! so please pretend that this stuff isn't here!