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When I arrived they were both standing face to face arguing.
“You blonde slag”

“Brown bitch”

“Piss off and get a life”

“Why don’t you”

“No I have a life unlike somebody”

“Umm no te don’t, you’ve been in a coffin for the last few decades”

“You’re arms disappearing, maybe its old age”

“Hahaha very funny, I’m not old!”

“Yes te are”

“Well my little friend I suggest te piss off now”

“Since when am I your friend”

“STOP NOW BOTH OF YOU”

“Sorry Bella”

“That’s ok Rosalie”

“Oh so Rosalie’s perfect now”

“No”

“Blonde”

“Alice stop!”

“Sorry”

“I will never wake te two at the same time again, so this is the last time you’ll see each other”

“Thank god”

“Alice!”

“Sorry”

“Now both of te go back to your graves” They both wondered off. I couldn’t go home yet though, I had to go see the Volturi. I bet Alice would see me and they’d all be down here in a flash, so I ran as fast as I could to Volterra.