te got done petting the dog and then saw the time it was 8 at night.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. te laughed and went towards the house. te went in and put her to letto after she was in her pajamas. te kissed her night and went to your room. te saw Emmett looking at a foto album.
You: Well, handsome what are te looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining te in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and te giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. te kissed him and before te knew it te both were naked. (I am going to let te use your imagination)
At about 7 in the morning te both stopped and took a doccia and woke Sabrina up. After te woke her up te went downstairs and made her breakfast. te got done and went to the computure and checked your e-mail. te skimmed through it and saw a message from Jane Volturi. te sighed and opened it.
E-Mail:
Dearest ___________,
Welcome to forever. I hope te are enjoying the Vampire Life. I hope to talk to te soon.
-Jane
te got done checking your E-Mail and saw that Sabrina was done with it. te drove her to school and got back. te sighed and went to your room and then realize te haven't seen Emmett since te got back. te went downstairs and went to the box auto, garage and no sign. te shrugged it off and went to the computure again and saw that te had another message from the Volturi's it was from Alec.
E-Mail:
Dearest Friend __________,
Welcome to eternity. I hope te are having no problems. We are happy to have you. Jane and I are thinking about visiting te all. Just for a check up. Please let Carlisle know that Aro sends his hellos and that we will be around in about a month.
Alec
Your eyes grew and te growled under your breath. Before te knew it your whole family showed up.
You: They are going to come in about a month.
Em: Who?
You: Jane and Alec.
Esme: Why?
You: Check up. I am getting E-Mails from them. I got one from Jane and then one from Alec. How did they get my e-mail address?
Alice: We are going to have to figure something out. Sabrina.
Em: _________, Sabrina and I can get another house. Away from here.
Carlisle: Okay then. Emmett te and I will go look at houses and Esme, Rose, Alice, and _____________ go shopping for furniture. Edward and Jasper will go with Emmett and I.
te all did what te had to do.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. te laughed and went towards the house. te went in and put her to letto after she was in her pajamas. te kissed her night and went to your room. te saw Emmett looking at a foto album.
You: Well, handsome what are te looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining te in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and te giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. te kissed him and before te knew it te both were naked. (I am going to let te use your imagination)
At about 7 in the morning te both stopped and took a doccia and woke Sabrina up. After te woke her up te went downstairs and made her breakfast. te got done and went to the computure and checked your e-mail. te skimmed through it and saw a message from Jane Volturi. te sighed and opened it.
E-Mail:
Dearest ___________,
Welcome to forever. I hope te are enjoying the Vampire Life. I hope to talk to te soon.
-Jane
te got done checking your E-Mail and saw that Sabrina was done with it. te drove her to school and got back. te sighed and went to your room and then realize te haven't seen Emmett since te got back. te went downstairs and went to the box auto, garage and no sign. te shrugged it off and went to the computure again and saw that te had another message from the Volturi's it was from Alec.
E-Mail:
Dearest Friend __________,
Welcome to eternity. I hope te are having no problems. We are happy to have you. Jane and I are thinking about visiting te all. Just for a check up. Please let Carlisle know that Aro sends his hellos and that we will be around in about a month.
Alec
Your eyes grew and te growled under your breath. Before te knew it your whole family showed up.
You: They are going to come in about a month.
Em: Who?
You: Jane and Alec.
Esme: Why?
You: Check up. I am getting E-Mails from them. I got one from Jane and then one from Alec. How did they get my e-mail address?
Alice: We are going to have to figure something out. Sabrina.
Em: _________, Sabrina and I can get another house. Away from here.
Carlisle: Okay then. Emmett te and I will go look at houses and Esme, Rose, Alice, and _____________ go shopping for furniture. Edward and Jasper will go with Emmett and I.
te all did what te had to do.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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