This short story is told from Edward's point of view. It's based on Twilight, and maybe a bit of Midnight Sun. It's about Alice's obsession of wanting to talk with Bella. I guess it shows Alice's determination and Edward's stubborness. Please commento and tell me what te think!
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Even before Bella, the strongest relationship I had in my family was with Alice. We had always been freaks among those who were already freaks, with my mind Leggere and her future seeing. We looked out for each other, we kept each other’s secrets, and we annoyed the hell out of one another.
Alice had always been slightly…. strange. If that was the word te could use to describe her. Not that I could really talk, I heard what people were thinking for crying out loud. But Alice was different…… Alice had a different way of looking at things because she could see what the future held. Because of that she was very smug, towards me anyway. But that’s just what our relationship was based on: annoyance.
When Alice saw that Bella and she would be friends, she wouldn’t let go. She insisted on shoving the image in my face every single day.
Alice was sitting on the porch, waiting for me, when I got home from hunting with Emmett. I sighed. Her thoughts were very repetitive; all based on her wanting to talk to Bella.
'I kept an eye on her, te know. The very least te can do to thank me is to let me speak to her.'
“Alice…” I sighed. “Please don’t do this….. Again.”
“But Edward!!!” she whined, in her high, soprano voice. “I’ve seen it! te might as well let it happen now, as opposed to later!” 'And it will happen, Edward. Sooner o later, whichever.'
Alice could be very annoying when she wanted to be. So I decided to distract her.
“D’you want to play chess, Spiky?” I asked, mussing her hair. I don’t know what I was thinking. Of course that wouldn’t distract her.
'Sure! da the way, Bella was staring at us all through lunch with a really sad look on her face. te shouldn’t leave like that, te know. It’s not fair to disappoint her.'
“Forget it Alice.” I muttered, and stalked off. I could hear her thoughts still occupied with Bella as I left.
Note: the apostrophes mostra the thoughts Edward hears.
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Even before Bella, the strongest relationship I had in my family was with Alice. We had always been freaks among those who were already freaks, with my mind Leggere and her future seeing. We looked out for each other, we kept each other’s secrets, and we annoyed the hell out of one another.
Alice had always been slightly…. strange. If that was the word te could use to describe her. Not that I could really talk, I heard what people were thinking for crying out loud. But Alice was different…… Alice had a different way of looking at things because she could see what the future held. Because of that she was very smug, towards me anyway. But that’s just what our relationship was based on: annoyance.
When Alice saw that Bella and she would be friends, she wouldn’t let go. She insisted on shoving the image in my face every single day.
Alice was sitting on the porch, waiting for me, when I got home from hunting with Emmett. I sighed. Her thoughts were very repetitive; all based on her wanting to talk to Bella.
'I kept an eye on her, te know. The very least te can do to thank me is to let me speak to her.'
“Alice…” I sighed. “Please don’t do this….. Again.”
“But Edward!!!” she whined, in her high, soprano voice. “I’ve seen it! te might as well let it happen now, as opposed to later!” 'And it will happen, Edward. Sooner o later, whichever.'
Alice could be very annoying when she wanted to be. So I decided to distract her.
“D’you want to play chess, Spiky?” I asked, mussing her hair. I don’t know what I was thinking. Of course that wouldn’t distract her.
'Sure! da the way, Bella was staring at us all through lunch with a really sad look on her face. te shouldn’t leave like that, te know. It’s not fair to disappoint her.'
“Forget it Alice.” I muttered, and stalked off. I could hear her thoughts still occupied with Bella as I left.
Note: the apostrophes mostra the thoughts Edward hears.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks te why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks te where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.