Twilight la saga Article: A Youtube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

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A Youtube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do te know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. te don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t domanda my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna domanda you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. te have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did te win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is Leggere her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And te detto something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. te may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue o 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are te doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t te tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do te know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank te for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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Tough Amore

posted by twilight_luv3

MIKE

Oh.

My.

F***ing.

God.

They're actually getting baciare in the f***ing lunchroom. te have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to avvolgere his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.

Could this get any worse?

Damnit Mike! Why would te say that? It always actually gets worse when te say that.

Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.

My future wife is baciare the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.

She could be with me and we would be so much happier....

New Moon - Chapter 2 - Stitches (pages 30-33)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES

Carlisle was the only one who stayed calm. Centuries of experience in the emergency room were evident in his quiet, authoritative voice.
“Emmett, Rose, get Jasper outside.”
Unsmiling for once, Emmett nodded. “Come on, Jasper.”
Jasper struggled against Emmett’s unbreakable grasp, twisting around, reaching toward his brother with his bared teeth, his eyes still past reason.
Edward’s face was whiter than bone as he wheeled to crouch over me, taking a clearly defensive position. A low warning growl slid from between his clenched teeth....

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A Youtube Script(Twilight)Preview/Trailer

posted by moolah

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan

A Youtube script:
anteprima of: Duh!
(This will not be featured on Youtube. It is basically something I could put on Youtube.)
(Tell me because if I figure out how to make video I will feature it…if te like it.)
Preview:
Bella: Since te left I found someone.
Edward: Who?
Bella: …
Edward: Well...?
(Black screen)
When things change-we change with them.
Rosalie: I don’t want you…
Emmett: How? How could te not want me?
Rosalie: I changed…
Emmett: Oh yeah…well…*balls fist up*
Rosalie: NO!
(Black)
And we never understand it…until it flashes in front.
Alice: I can’t do this, Jasper…
Jasper:...

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breaking dawn book 2 chapter 9 edwards pov

posted by xroylex

`ill run the primeter with seth if i get to far for te to hear my thoughts listern for my howl` jacob told me
"i will"
we went back inside eyes darting everywhere if anyone atacked we would know about it.
jacob was allready darting and sooner i Lost his thoughts. i walked back over to were bella was and she was looking worse then when i left her she looked a little più hollow i dont care what rose did i needed to get that thing out of her and soon
"dont te even think about it edward not evern when bella is asleep te carnt get to m- i mean her baby" rose spat i didnt notice that i had allready...

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Conversation EPOV part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

ciao guys sorry it's been so long that I postato some of this story.
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We got back home. Alice, Esme and Rosalie were all sat on the sofa waiting for us, I wished Bella was with them waiting. “Edward I can’t see Bella, I think something bad might have happened”

“No she has to be alive”

“I’m sorry Edward”

“We think we know how Bella Lost her memory”

“How”

“We think Jacob drugged her Cibo whilst she was in hospital”

“How did he know she was in hospital?”

“No idea” I sat down and put my head in my hands. So did everyone else. Suddenly Renee walked into the room. ‘I...

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The Family trono Chapter 2

posted by daja625

Later on that night we lade in the letto neither one of us starting a sentence then I couldn’t take it any more. “Who were those people? I asked him really just wondering who the blonde was. “Those are my brothers and sisters.” I looked at him, He smiled. “The Blond girl is my sister Rosalie, the Black pixie like girl is my other sister Alice, the Black headed is my brother Emmett, and the other dirty blond head is Jasper” he said. I gasped. ”What’s wrong” he asked. “Nothing” I said. “Are they your real brothers and sisters” I asked. “No we just tell every body that...

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An Eye for Seth chapter 7

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(I just wanted to clarify that Laylia is 16.)

In my current state of mind, if someone offered to kill me, I wouldn't care too much. Sometimes death can be such an easy way to get out of something. Then again living is not that bad either, unless there is a big issue. And trust me, I have a big issue. Maybe that's my solution, my only chance of ever getting out of here. But I'm being crazy. Of course I don't want to die. Unless it was painless and got me out so fast I never even noticed.

"Laylia?" My grandpa's call interrupts my thoughts. It's probably for the better anyways.

"Yeah." I reply...

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Not Possible (Bella's pov) Chapter 4

posted by rubytuesday101

"Yes we are but i dont l know what to do"i detto back to him.His face went from Amore and joy to confusion"What are te not sure abbout?","Well everyone in Forks wants to kill te and so does rene and phil and i cant leave them.".He still looked confused"Did te tell them i was the father?"."Edward they figured it out on them selves te were my boyfriend"."They should want to kill me i left te and i left te pregnant charlie must want to torture me and te should want to kill me"."Well yes i do at the moment because this is very painful please get carlisle".Right then carlisle walked in he saw...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 7!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Jacob

Suddenly I heard something. No maybe heard isn’t the right word, più like felt. Edward jumped the moment I ‘felt’ it. Realization came to me and stared at Edward in horror, his eye empty of life.
“Wh-what the hell was that?!” I asked stupidly and instinctively.
“R-R-Renesmee.” He choked out. I started trembling, my hands, my legs too. My breathing was fast. Too fast. My lungs suddenly felt cold with each breath. Suddenly Alice appeared. “Oh No!. This always means bad news.” I thought I glared at her angrily and expectantly.
“Renesmee!! She… Jasper! The Volturi!”...

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wonder (edward's pov) chapter 2

posted by rubytuesday101

My name is Edward Cullen i am a vampire and i am 109 years old.There are 6 others that i live with they are like my family.Carlisle and Esme are my parents,Alice and Rosalie are my sisters and Jasper and Emmett are my brothers.Alice and Jasper are together and Rosalie and Emmett are together but i have no-one.This is because i dont want anyone,my life is already complete.Today will be just another giorno in school,people staring and wispering about how beautiful about us but the worst of it is i can hear what they are thinking.I have a gift and so does alice she can see the future and jasper can...

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An Edward Cullen Story

posted by Bella_Cullen902

best buds

Hey! I told te i was gonna write! and i'm gonna try and wrie as often as possible which will be the weekends only because we just finished the state test and i just disected owl shit so consider youself lucky! Thanks for hanging in there with me!

Edward age 15

It’s almost the end of my tenth grade anno and I’m getting ready to take the graduation test early. I’m excited that the end of my high school experience is almost over! Can te believe it? Just yesterday, mama was crying because I graduated eighth grade.

Exactly, why was eighth grade such a big deal when now my whole life comes...

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Luna's Story (my twilight fanfiction)

posted by a-jforever

Ok I detto about Heidi's past being the first time I'd tryed something like it but I hadn't. This is the first thing I wrote and hadn't decided to post it until my friend encouraged me to. Please ignore the mistakes. This is (like some other fan fictions) a character that has been made and included's the twilight series characters. Please read and commento and let me know what te think up's o downs. (I wrote this ages fa da the way) thank you!!! :)
Luna
Intro of Travel
Leaving my Friends and coming to find my sister, was a massive step for me, and rather terrifying. But I’d spent the last couple...

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What If.CH.4

posted by decullen

He ran towards me in a human speed.When he got to me he raped is arms around me.He lifted me for the ground.He me kissed and I kissed him back. everyone around us gasped with excitement.

"Its been so long."He detto with a kiss.

"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get te anything"I said.

"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.

"Meet me in the Musica room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.

He walked away from me to go to the Musica room.I shot all of the Cibo in the bin then made my way to the Musica room. When I finally found the Musica room.He was sat on the Pianoforte stool.

"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He detto then started to play.

"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.

"I Amore you" He detto and kissed me

"I Amore te too"I detto and kissed him back.

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Team Edward? Team Jacob? No! I’m on Team Rosalie!!

posted by Andressa_Weld

The first thing I hear when I say that I’m on team Rosalie is “Why Rosalie?” And in this articolo I’ll explain why!

I started to Amore Rosalie when she detto “What is she to me? Except a menace – a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us”. I started to Amore Rosalie because she is beautiful and cool.
Some people say she is mean because she doesn’t Amore Bells. But she has a story! She tells her story! She is not mean, she is just jealous. Wouldn’t te be jealous of a girl that has everything te wish for you? There is no villain! Only a different point of view. Jacob is a...

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Black Heart~Part 1

posted by BellaCullenHale

FRIDAY 6 AM

*Alarm clock goes off*. I pressed my finger againest the top. And stretched my arms in the air. Today I was moving. I didn't want to leave my life here behind. Everything was so perfect. I was almost getting straight A's. My boyfriend Alex, had just made the spring football team. I had made the cheerleading squad. I had a ton of Friends in all grades of our Junior High School.
6th-8th, I was popular. I sighed. I knew I had to get up and get ready for my last giorno here. My best friends, Amanda and Kelsey were going to throw a ''Going Away'' party. I should be happy about having the...

Twilight - Chapter 22 - Hide-And-Seek (pages 437-442)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK

The minuti passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...

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Twilight - Chapter 19 - Goodbyes (pages 400-404)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 19 - GOODBYES

Laurent took another long look around himself, and then hurried out the door.
The silence lasted less than a second.
"How close?" Carlisle looked to Edward.
Esme was already moving; her hand touched and inconspicuous keypad on the wall, and with a groan, huge metal shutters began sealing up the glass wall. I gaped.
"About three miles out past the river; he's circling around to meet up with the female."
"What's the plan?"
"We'll lead him off, and then Jasper and Alice will run her south."
"And then?"
Edward's tone was deadly. "As soon as Bella...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 34

posted by twilight-7

Kayla‘s POV.

I was running. Running through a dark forest, the canopy of leaves above blocking out any moonlight from reaching me. The darkness did not scare me but it scared my prey. He was wandering through the sinister trees . He was lost, poor human. Didn’t he know better than to walk through the forest at night? Bad things lived in the shadows of the trees.
I stop running and hide behind a tree, not ten feet from my victim. I could see him clearly even though there was no light. He was standing and looking around. He even turned in a cerchio on the spot. It was evident he was lost. I...

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Twilight - Chapter 17 - The Game (pages 369-374)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 17 - THE GAME

"All right," Esme called in a clear voice, which I knew even Edward would hear, as far out as he was. "Batter up."
Alice stood straight, deceptively motionless. Her style seemed to be stealth rather than an intimidating windup. She held the ball in both hands at her waist, and then, like the strike of a cobra, her right hand flicked out and the ball smacked into Jasper's hand.
"Was that a strike?" I whispered to Esme.
"If they don't hit it, it's a strike," she told me.
Jasper hurled the ball back to Alice's wating hand. She permitted herself...

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Life Never Ends. Preface

posted by MadisonAmpt

NEWW:)Good?,Bad?,Interesting?. Please Please commento me and tell me what te think of the preface and if i should keep going.Xx

PREFACE,

I no what its like to have your life flase before te eyes. Knowing everything te once loved, had and owned, Gone. Seeing, Hearing and feeling everything disappear. The plessure of an embrace da a loved one, the deception of realising a new enemey, the immature sounds of kids, that one tingley touch of a finger tip, the silet swaying sound of the erba and trees, feeling the crushing and snapping of Bones in your hands, that sweet sweet sensation of warm fresh...