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A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty*
*How we got pregnant*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was going to kill someone.
Yep…now…right…now!
*done thinking*
Emmett: Congratulations, Ed! te had a boy! I named it Mason!
~Back with Rose, Ed, and Belly~
Edward: Why didn’t te tell me!?!
Bella: Uh…um…i-i-i-I’m…
Edward: And how did it happen, we never did anything other than kiss.
*from downstairs*
Emmett: Dude, did te hear me? te had a boy!
*back upstairs*
Edward: I mean…it never could’ve happened…oh my god, Rosalie drugged you!
Rosalie: *starts getting mad* I DID NOT DRUG HER!
Edward: I knew I should’ve never trusted you!
Rosalie: I didn’t drug her, Edward!
Edward: And I am supposed to believe te why?!?
Rosalie: Because I’m pregn-
Edward: *interrupts and yells* EMMETT!!!!!!
Emmett: *from downstairs* I’m busy…Rosalie’s in labor…can’t this wait?
Edward: NO!
Emmett: *from downstairs, sighs* Fine…let me pause the game.
Alice: *walks up, crying* I’m sorry…I tried not too.
Emmett: *walks up* what’s going on?
Edward: They’re p-
Rosalie: *smiles* we’re pregnant.
Bella: Rosalie!
Rosalie: *looks over at her* what? They were gonna find out anyways.
Emmett: *in shock* what?
Edward: *punches Emmett* your wife drugged my Bella!
Emmett: How do te know that Rosalie WAS drugged!
Edward: Because Bella would never do that.
Emmett: Neither would Rose!
Edward: *puts hand on hip* Oh really…you’re super sure about that…for god’s sake…it’s Rosalie!
Emmett: It’s Bella.
Bella: *covers ears and screams*
Everyone but her: *look toward Bella*
Bella: *smiles* Now that I’ve got you’re attention I am now going to do the stupidest thing ever.
Edward: And that would be?
Bella: Rosalie and I and Alice are pregnant because…we…
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
~In the game room~
Jasper: *to himself* I’m going in the hot tub….*runs warm water in the hot tub and takes off shirt* *climbs in the hot tub*
Jasper: *continued* *looks down to see the worms everywhere* *screams and jumps out*
~Back Upstairs~
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *gets out cell and texts Bella*
==Text Convo==
R- What r u doing?!?
B- Telling them the truth.
R- Oh No Ur not, Bella!
B- Fine…but it’ll escape, Rosalie.
R- Not yet.
B- Not yet.
==End of Text Convo==
Edward: Isabella Marie cigno how did te get pregnant?
Bella: *gulps* Too much baciare intently, Edward.
Edward: No more.
Emmett: Well, I know that’s not Rosalie’s case. How did te get pregnant?
Rosalie: Same way, Alice did.
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
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A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty*
*How we got pregnant*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was going to kill someone.
Yep…now…right…now!
*done thinking*
Emmett: Congratulations, Ed! te had a boy! I named it Mason!
~Back with Rose, Ed, and Belly~
Edward: Why didn’t te tell me!?!
Bella: Uh…um…i-i-i-I’m…
Edward: And how did it happen, we never did anything other than kiss.
*from downstairs*
Emmett: Dude, did te hear me? te had a boy!
*back upstairs*
Edward: I mean…it never could’ve happened…oh my god, Rosalie drugged you!
Rosalie: *starts getting mad* I DID NOT DRUG HER!
Edward: I knew I should’ve never trusted you!
Rosalie: I didn’t drug her, Edward!
Edward: And I am supposed to believe te why?!?
Rosalie: Because I’m pregn-
Edward: *interrupts and yells* EMMETT!!!!!!
Emmett: *from downstairs* I’m busy…Rosalie’s in labor…can’t this wait?
Edward: NO!
Emmett: *from downstairs, sighs* Fine…let me pause the game.
Alice: *walks up, crying* I’m sorry…I tried not too.
Emmett: *walks up* what’s going on?
Edward: They’re p-
Rosalie: *smiles* we’re pregnant.
Bella: Rosalie!
Rosalie: *looks over at her* what? They were gonna find out anyways.
Emmett: *in shock* what?
Edward: *punches Emmett* your wife drugged my Bella!
Emmett: How do te know that Rosalie WAS drugged!
Edward: Because Bella would never do that.
Emmett: Neither would Rose!
Edward: *puts hand on hip* Oh really…you’re super sure about that…for god’s sake…it’s Rosalie!
Emmett: It’s Bella.
Bella: *covers ears and screams*
Everyone but her: *look toward Bella*
Bella: *smiles* Now that I’ve got you’re attention I am now going to do the stupidest thing ever.
Edward: And that would be?
Bella: Rosalie and I and Alice are pregnant because…we…
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
~In the game room~
Jasper: *to himself* I’m going in the hot tub….*runs warm water in the hot tub and takes off shirt* *climbs in the hot tub*
Jasper: *continued* *looks down to see the worms everywhere* *screams and jumps out*
~Back Upstairs~
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *gets out cell and texts Bella*
==Text Convo==
R- What r u doing?!?
B- Telling them the truth.
R- Oh No Ur not, Bella!
B- Fine…but it’ll escape, Rosalie.
R- Not yet.
B- Not yet.
==End of Text Convo==
Edward: Isabella Marie cigno how did te get pregnant?
Bella: *gulps* Too much baciare intently, Edward.
Edward: No more.
Emmett: Well, I know that’s not Rosalie’s case. How did te get pregnant?
Rosalie: Same way, Alice did.
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
*Thanks for reading!*
Have te gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if te ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Amore them. I Amore each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that te can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - te know, night shoots - because Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. te know, the secondo time around it's a little easier. te feel like te have like a little bit più money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, te know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if te ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Amore them. I Amore each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that te can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - te know, night shoots - because Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. te know, the secondo time around it's a little easier. te feel like te have like a little bit più money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, te know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.