Twilight la saga Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ciao wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: ciao who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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lupo Brothers Chapter Eight

posted by She_wolf

short chapter soz

Chapter Eight (enjoy + comment/rate!)

I wondered idly what the headline of my death would be, as I rode up the winding path to the cliffs. I knew Jared would try to stop me, if he could get away from Collin and Sam that was. I smiled, that was impossible, expect if te were Leah.
I left my bike half way up and went to cerca for a suitable large rock. There were a lot of contenders, but none of them were big enough. I wanted one so big that there was no chance of me chickening out.
I found a massive boulder that I could only just lift. I carried it out to the clearing around...

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New Moon, chapter twelve, Family. Part two

posted by New_Moon_Master

"Carlisle!" I felt so relieved to see him again. I realized I had missed him a great deal. I couldn't help myself, I ran up and hugged him. He seemed quite shocked, but he rubbed his hand against my back soothingly.
"Bella...it's good to see you..." I pulled away and he was starring at Alice, who was standing several feet behind me. We had just arrived, after what was supposed to be a twenty four ora drive but was only eleven. Alice had gone over twice the postato speed the entire way. Rosalie and Emmett-thank goodness-weren't there at the moment. Esme, and Jasper stood in the room behind...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part five

posted by New_Moon_Master

I jumped at the sound of her voice. She was back already? But I couldn't focus on that for long. What had Jacob just said? Had I really heard right?
"Over my dead body!" he rowred at her.
He took a step inoltrare, avanti and tried to pull me over to him da my waist. Alice's hand grabbed mine, and I started to get scared that a tug-o-war would begin. That would be painful. Jake growled. I looked back at Alice. She was glaring at him in such a terrifying way...she honestly scared me a little. She yanked on my arm, and I came flying towards her, out of Jacob's grasp. She flung me behind her body. My mind...

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The girl who fell in Amore with a Werewolf Chapter 2

posted by twilight_lover9

Nessie looking at Lilly because she is staring at the cullens

Jake never spoke again instead he walked straight towards me, i squeezed my eyes shut while my mind was screaming domande but it was too late to think of that, than i heard Jake coming closer
“Lily, come out i know your there” he sounded amused , i sighed than stepped out, i was surprised to see Jake with a huge smile on his face i sneaked a glance at Quil he was looking down and his face was pink, i was confused but before i could ask any domande Jake wrapped his arm around my shoulders and steered me to class,
“ You've got a lot of explaining to do, I'm coming over this Arvy”...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part three

posted by New_Moon_Master

I was expecting the kind of reaction I used to get when I'd say those kinds of things. But she just looked at me. Speculating. Was she actually thinking about it?! My cuore beat faster as I grabbed at the oportunity.
"I could stay with you." I blurted out, and then thought better of it. "Unless te wanted space, then I could find somewhere else. If te did not want me crowding you." I was so happy that I might get what I had dreamt of for so long, I was babbling on.
"What would te tell Charlie, Bella?" She detto as though she could not believe I hadn't thought of that already.
I looked down,...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications.

posted by New_Moon_Master

I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any più than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do te know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....

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lupo Brothers Chapter Seven

posted by She_wolf

Chapter Seven (what will embry do?)

I gulped and nodded. She knew what she was doing. Didn’t she? She smiled then jerked inoltrare, avanti on the bike, leaving me behind. I followed her quickly.
“Crap!” She yelled just before we got half way down the dust road. She screamed to a stop. I stopped just behind her.
“What is it?” I asked scanning her face.
“It’s those bloody ‘protectors’.” Her face was stony. “I was riding down here last week, and they told me to ‘pack it in o they’d stop me’.” She imitated Sam Uley’s voice. “They’re so weird. Sam Uley I think it was....

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New Moon, chapter ten, Changes. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

I looked at the compass and the map, made sure the compass was pointing the direction on the spoke I had followed, and started moving again. What a pain it was to hike all this way. It was so much easier the first time I'd come here...
I had to think of something else every fast, if I ever wanted to make it home. Of course it was better when Jacob had come with me. My personal sun, lighting everything in his path. But I was più grateful for the fact that he had not taken this trip with me. FOr so many reasons I couldn't even count. For one thing, how would I explain my conversation with a vampire?...

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New Moon, Chapter ten, Changes. Part two

posted by New_Moon_Master

At that moment, I realized that I had a shread of hope. I hadn't mean to let myself have it, yet there it was, betraying me and causing me unimaginable pain in the long run. Hope that what I dreamed of could happen. Hope that if I were fast and strong he couldn't run from me. And if I were beautiful and graceful...he wouldn't want to run. That I could find Alice. I missed her so much.
Those thoughts made it feel like I was puring acid on my wounds. My chest thrubbed. There shouldn't be any hope that I was holding onto. Because there was no hope. But I was about to die, I reminded my self. My...

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My true Amore Chapter 3. Nessies point of veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

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I was shocked at the sight I saw when I woke up. Everybody was rushing around carrying heavy bags and fancy looking equipment to the cars outside.
“Jasper?” I called, I was anxious to know what was going on and I knew that he was the only one who would give me a straight answer. He was at my side before I could blink.
“What is it that te want Nessie?” he asked with a warm but not quite genuine smile.
“What is happening?” I whispered “I just woke up and I can’t see mum o dad...

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Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors

posted by Hellohoudini

Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors
By Twilight_News | 12 January 2010

This was just postato on Stephenie Meyer’s personal website:

"Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie o two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I’ve detto in many interviews precedente to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I’m all for it. Two o one, whichever way fits the story best is fine da me, and everyone I’ve spoken with at Summit seems to feel...

Taylor Lautner signs on for 'Northern Lights'; Tom Cruise not attached.

posted by Hellohoudini

da Mandi Bierly

Taylor Lautner is set to stella, star in the action movie Northern Lights, which, contrary to reports stating otherwise, will not feature Tom Cruise. A rep for David Ellison’s Skydance Productions tells EW the official logline is as follows: “Set against the backdrop of extreme flying, Northern Lights follows four young pilots as they compete against the world’s best. A story of teamwork, sacrifice, loss, and victory, these young aviators push themselves to physical and emotional limits in the unforgiving world of performance aerobatics.” The other pilots have not been cast....

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bellas depresstion, new moon, the 1st few months.

posted by Elzybells

it hurts to live. life to me is a secondo death, only like being left to bleed on a pavement instead of a quick stab, then to be left in peace. death and life are much the same thing now. only death seems più peaceful, i already know, as i watch other people living there lives, there is nothing left for me. fun was like a greek word to me now. i didnt know what i ment. i thought about making the most of life before the pain killed me for sure. i couldnt remember HOW to have fun. what was the point of going to the beach? it wasn't going to bring my future back. it wouldnt make me feel any better....

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Diarie of the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. - Chapter 7

posted by HKEILTLTOY

Bellas roses

Im really sorry I havent postato in a long time I have been busy with holiday plans and homework over superiore, in alto of that too. Hope te guys like this chapter though :P...

Bellas POV

That night was pretty dreamless, no dream at all. Probably because Edward was there and chased the dream away. But I havent had that one dream in a long time. He probably started to come over whe I never had that dream anymore. I would ask him in the morning if I remembered to do so. I felt releaved that he loved me as much I loved him. He was such a gentlemen and so kind; it was unbearable. He was just to good a person,...

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Never Ending Chapter 6

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own twilight so please don't sue!

Lena talent is going to be that she can can know when people are lying o telling the truth.

End of Chap. 5
A piece of folded paper caught my eye. LENA was written in that perfect script. I felt my cuore drop into my stomach. All I could think is not again.

Chapter 6
I don't know how long I stood there till I picked up the paper. I opened slowing hoping that it would disappear before I got it open.
My Lena,
I hope that my friend got this to you, I miss te dearly. It has been many years since your family and te left. I will know soon if te have...

Intense story

posted by PePs95

I haven't read any of the libri yet, but i did watch all of the Film released until now. I want to say that the story of the Twilight series is simply great! The intense love, the romantic atmosphere...everything in it is very involving! while watching both movies, my mouth was dripping and my body completely still. It was as if my mind was the only part of my body that was active. I was totally into it! I will watch both Film again and i'll get totally inspired again. My feelings were totally mixed! I was engulfed da the magic of love!

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Lost Memories (ch4)

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Yahoooo! So my story is really coming along. So te think te know what's gunna happen do you? Well I think I might surprise you!Ok so here! I really hope that I did good on the last chapter. Sorry if on this chapter some facts are wrong. I am not exactly an expert on the Volturi. Thanks for all of your comments!

Disclamer: Sigh....... I do not own Twilight o any of its characters. No matter how much I wish o beg I never will. :( Stephanie Meyer does...

bella POV

"Ok I'm ready." I detto and started running in the direction that Alec and Jane had ran. I caught their scent and ran up to them. They...

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fantasy Universe da me Chapter 2: Starting off New

posted by NewMoonG

Great. Mom went crazy today because she forgot to tell me that today was the first giorno of school for me. Before I woke up and got ready she raced down to the mall, got school clothes and supplys, raced back, then got me a Blue Volvo. I have to say she's one great mom. Once I arrrived at school, I found out I wasn't the only new student. This girl from Phoenix, Arizona named Isbella Swan. I think that she'd like to be called Bella, most girls like that better. This guy named Eric showed me around, and while he was doing that he introuced me to Bella. She told me that she's the kind of girl who...

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Amore & war chapter 3

posted by anna-cookie

Edward pov
We been Scrivere for 3 months letters to each other. They were not Amore letters but i hoped.
Bella and i had quickly become best Friends she was just so... Perfect smart funny and well a beautiful person
Ok i had to admit that as ridiculous as it sounds i had develop a " crush" on bella hell maybe a Amore her and that is crazy because i had never seen her in all my life ....
bella probably just saw me as a pity case some loner guy that she has to write letters to ... My highest hope was that she at least saw me as a friend
Each of her letters bella sign them "love bella" but i knew she...

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a cuore break and a baciare

posted by methoslover12

once there was a girl and a guy. well the girl is like "if te think that then i'll go". well the guy kept saying things that weren't mean but nice.well she thinks that they aren't for her. so she trys to leave and he grabs her da the arm and pulls her in and they baciare a slow and sweet kiss. one that might make te cuore race. but suddnly she runs for she thinks her cuore is brokin. but he is right behind her and is ganing on her.then she stops and starts to cry. he asks whats wrong and she says "well I think I was just a girl who is a big fool that no one can love". then he says "you may think that your really smart and beautiful and well i Amore you". and thats all it toke to make her feel better because she knew she was loved and that they were to be together forever.
the end