It's a worldwide dibattito that happens every single day: Edward o Jacob?
I wish I could pick a side. I am strongly on the fence about this one. Edward, the beautiful, sparkly, loving vampire o Jacob, the hot, restless, young werewolf. Seriously, are we supposed to pick?
To help myself (and probably a lot of you), I have decided to compare the options. Please, read, and tell me after you're done if te can decide either.
Edward- He cares. Though it sounds cliche, it's true. He would do anything ever at any time ever to protect Bella. He nearly killed himself once while in the process. So, yes, he cares. But maybe a little too much.
Jacob- He cares, too. He is willing to risk himself, maybe not as wholeheartedly as Edward, but he does nonetheless. He allows Bella to have fun and be a little reckless, but he is always there to fix her if she breaks.
Edward- He is centuries old. Now, this may considered to be either a good thing o a bad thing. Let's say, for argument's sake, that it's good. He has had time to process his feelings and really learn about himself. He knows exactly why he loves Bella, which we can all admit, is super romantic.
Jacob- He is young. He hasn't had much experience with romantic feelings and relationships. But that is part of what makes him appealing. Everything is new and exciting and nothing has been decided yet which leaves every option open to him. He is still learning how to love, and that's a good thing.
Edward- The Volvo. That's it. Does anything else need to be said?
Jacob- He can fix any automobile and make it faster and better than before. I don't know about the other females of the world, but that's hot.
Edward- The whole vampire thing. It may be a little creepy and scary at times, but being immortal also makes him beautiful. A big part of any relationship is physical attractiveness. And Edward is mighty fine. Along with his good looks, however, comes the instinctual need to kill. Could Edward really last a lifetime wanting Bella and not being able to kill her?
Jacob- licantropi are hot. Literally. But that's about the only bad thing. Well, that and the lupo part. Does Bella really want her successivo boyfriend to be her successivo dog, too? Besides, with his new internal temperature going off the charts, he is pretty much required to walk around with his camicia off at all times. Not a bad deal.
Edward- The Cullens. They are about as protective as Edward himself. They all are willing to risk their lives to save Bella. But should they have to have that burden?
Jacob- The Pack. They are just a big ball of fun. There's not a one of those boys that can't have a good time. Bella would be laughing all of the time.
I now ask te to decide. Edward o Jacob? Be sure that te weigh all options. There are a lot of good qualities and characteristics in both of them. In the words of Steven Tyler: te can't always get what te want. But te can get one hot guy o another. So really, no matter who te pick, no one will ever lose.
I wish I could pick a side. I am strongly on the fence about this one. Edward, the beautiful, sparkly, loving vampire o Jacob, the hot, restless, young werewolf. Seriously, are we supposed to pick?
To help myself (and probably a lot of you), I have decided to compare the options. Please, read, and tell me after you're done if te can decide either.
Edward- He cares. Though it sounds cliche, it's true. He would do anything ever at any time ever to protect Bella. He nearly killed himself once while in the process. So, yes, he cares. But maybe a little too much.
Jacob- He cares, too. He is willing to risk himself, maybe not as wholeheartedly as Edward, but he does nonetheless. He allows Bella to have fun and be a little reckless, but he is always there to fix her if she breaks.
Edward- He is centuries old. Now, this may considered to be either a good thing o a bad thing. Let's say, for argument's sake, that it's good. He has had time to process his feelings and really learn about himself. He knows exactly why he loves Bella, which we can all admit, is super romantic.
Jacob- He is young. He hasn't had much experience with romantic feelings and relationships. But that is part of what makes him appealing. Everything is new and exciting and nothing has been decided yet which leaves every option open to him. He is still learning how to love, and that's a good thing.
Edward- The Volvo. That's it. Does anything else need to be said?
Jacob- He can fix any automobile and make it faster and better than before. I don't know about the other females of the world, but that's hot.
Edward- The whole vampire thing. It may be a little creepy and scary at times, but being immortal also makes him beautiful. A big part of any relationship is physical attractiveness. And Edward is mighty fine. Along with his good looks, however, comes the instinctual need to kill. Could Edward really last a lifetime wanting Bella and not being able to kill her?
Jacob- licantropi are hot. Literally. But that's about the only bad thing. Well, that and the lupo part. Does Bella really want her successivo boyfriend to be her successivo dog, too? Besides, with his new internal temperature going off the charts, he is pretty much required to walk around with his camicia off at all times. Not a bad deal.
Edward- The Cullens. They are about as protective as Edward himself. They all are willing to risk their lives to save Bella. But should they have to have that burden?
Jacob- The Pack. They are just a big ball of fun. There's not a one of those boys that can't have a good time. Bella would be laughing all of the time.
I now ask te to decide. Edward o Jacob? Be sure that te weigh all options. There are a lot of good qualities and characteristics in both of them. In the words of Steven Tyler: te can't always get what te want. But te can get one hot guy o another. So really, no matter who te pick, no one will ever lose.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks te why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks te where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.