1. dress as Campanellino and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rosa is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. o drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. te wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch te sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Cani for that matter.
3. He looks at te like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells te how nice te smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgone, van from almost crushing te to death with his orso hands.
7. He can bounce frutta from his feet like a calcio ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls te ragno monkey and runs around with te on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Cani for that matter.
3. He looks at te like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells te how nice te smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgone, van from almost crushing te to death with his orso hands.
7. He can bounce frutta from his feet like a calcio ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls te ragno monkey and runs around with te on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".