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Anna on the 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute (18.10.10)

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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when te want to have them, what genders te want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o pedophile.

5. Take a chunk...

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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming te have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves...

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A fanfic for those who hated the happily ever after ending (breaking dawn)

posted by jay_teamRenesme

THE SIPPY CUP OF DOOM!

This is my first Fanfic I hope te like it. Before I begin I would like to give the following disclaimer:

I own NOTHING of this story. The Characters setting plot and anything else I forget to mention I hereby give fully to Stephanie Meyer. I do this with the intent to not interfere with her ability to continue the stories I love. If I in any way come up with something she was going to use in any way then i differ to her as the original artist and creator. I am fully willing to put this in Scrivere apon request. I do take responsability for creating the story but she can...

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History Of Twilight(part 2)

posted by Isabellaashley

The Big Screen
Stephenie released Eclipse on August 7, 2007 with 150,000 copies flying off the shelves the first giorno alone. The book hit #1 on both bacheca strada, via Journal and USA Today's lists. Catherine Hardwicke, director of Thirteen and Lords of Dogtown, was chosen to direct the first movie in The Twilight Saga, and the casting calls began. On November 16, 2007, the first character for the film version of Twilight was chosen with Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, and on December 11, they finally found the chemistry they were looking for in the Edward/Bella relationship, with Robert Pattinson earning...

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New Moon, chapter thirteen, New. Part three.

posted by New_Moon_Master

Told te so. Alice thought in an incrediblly immature tone. My visions are not wrong... her thought faded out in the middle. Well, sometimes I misinterpret, but that was only because of those stupid DOGS. she rushed to defend her visions, though I had not spoken. She was sitting successivo to me on the front porch step. I turned to glare at her.
"And what if I had been right?" I shot back at her. "What if Bella had Lost her soul? te think I would be okay with that? Of course I would have stayed with her, but it would not have been right to trade her soul for my happiness." I scolded her. She seemed...

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New Moon, chapter thirteen, New.

posted by New_Moon_Master

Her heartbeat fast da the second. I watched her from the chair that I sat in successivo to the bed. It had been three days. She had not moved a muscle. My family stood at the bacheca behind me, saying nothing, not even breathing. I had not spoken to them. I hated them. They had gone behind my back, and turned Bella into...what? I did not know. A monster without a soul? I could not picture Bella as that, but the thought was excrusiating. It was almost over, almost all her human scent gone. She smelled amazing, the same yet differant. Sweeter, and I did not want to kill her, which was very odd for me....

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New Moon, chapter twelve, Family. Part three

posted by New_Moon_Master

I woke to a loud noise. I jumped into a sitting position to find Rosalie standing at the door. She was glaring at me, mostrare her teeth and growling. I gasped and curled back in fear. Emmet came through the door behind her, grabbing her hands and wrapping them around her torso, like he was putting her in a straight jacket. A moment later, the rest of them appeared.
"Calm down, Rosalie," Carlisle soothed her. She whipped her head around to look at him.
"Calm down?" she asked in disbelief. "I'm going to be stuck with her for the rest of eternity, and te want me to calm down ?!" she wailed. This...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part three

posted by New_Moon_Master

I was expecting the kind of reaction I used to get when I'd say those kinds of things. But she just looked at me. Speculating. Was she actually thinking about it?! My cuore beat faster as I grabbed at the oportunity.
"I could stay with you." I blurted out, and then thought better of it. "Unless te wanted space, then I could find somewhere else. If te did not want me crowding you." I was so happy that I might get what I had dreamt of for so long, I was babbling on.
"What would te tell Charlie, Bella?" She detto as though she could not believe I hadn't thought of that already.
I looked down,...

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lupo Brothers Chapter Seven

posted by She_wolf

Chapter Seven (what will embry do?)

I gulped and nodded. She knew what she was doing. Didn’t she? She smiled then jerked inoltrare, avanti on the bike, leaving me behind. I followed her quickly.
“Crap!” She yelled just before we got half way down the dust road. She screamed to a stop. I stopped just behind her.
“What is it?” I asked scanning her face.
“It’s those bloody ‘protectors’.” Her face was stony. “I was riding down here last week, and they told me to ‘pack it in o they’d stop me’.” She imitated Sam Uley’s voice. “They’re so weird. Sam Uley I think it was....

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lupo Brothers Chapter Six

posted by She_wolf

Chapter Six (is anyone Leggere this, if so please commento cos I might stop Scrivere cos theres no point)

She came bombing around the corner; astride an old mud splattered black dirt bike. Her short spiky black hair was tousled da the wind, her dark brown eyes showed no hint of fear as she came round the corner and saw that she would collide with us. She only smiled mostrare off her almost perfect white teeth. Seth swerved out the way, narrowly missing a albero but I stood my ground. It wasn’t like I would be the one to die. licantropi healed too quickly.
I actually didn’t think she would...

Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

posted by Hellohoudini

Enough With The Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

postato 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET da Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!

About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other popolare film websites ran an articolo declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of recente events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves...

La Bella Vita da JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

La Bella Vita--This is a one-shot that I am entering in the 'Mentalward' Contest on FF.net. I would post the story here, but the content is much too graphic.:-D
The story follows one giorno in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his giorno job. What is his giorno job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope te give it a chance, AND let me know what te think! Thanks! :-)

LINK----> link

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a cuore break and a baciare

posted by methoslover12

once there was a girl and a guy. well the girl is like "if te think that then i'll go". well the guy kept saying things that weren't mean but nice.well she thinks that they aren't for her. so she trys to leave and he grabs her da the arm and pulls her in and they baciare a slow and sweet kiss. one that might make te cuore race. but suddnly she runs for she thinks her cuore is brokin. but he is right behind her and is ganing on her.then she stops and starts to cry. he asks whats wrong and she says "well I think I was just a girl who is a big fool that no one can love". then he says "you may think that your really smart and beautiful and well i Amore you". and thats all it toke to make her feel better because she knew she was loved and that they were to be together forever.
the end

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Robert Pattinson - From A to Z

posted by Milena96

This is a lista - almost everything about him... Sorry I misused some letters, I just couldn't find anything!!!

A - like ABBA. Rob likes Canto their songs. "Only person who sings their songs better than me is my friend Hugh Jackman" says Rob

B - like Bible. Rob would like to act in filming of Bible!!!

C - like Cola Light. Edward's favourite drink is blood, but Rob likes low fat Cola!!!

D - like Dali, Rob was recitazione this artist in "Little Ashes". "Playing Dali has been a complete turning point for me. I became completely obsessed with Dali during the filming, and I read every biography I could...

Chapter Twenty of Blood Lust da BuffyFaithfan1

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Chapter Twenty: "...And the clock struck 12..."

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"...So one giorno he found her crying, coiled up on the dirty ground. Her prince finally came to save her, and the rest te can figure out. But it was a trick and the clock struck twelve we'll make sure, to build your home BRICK da BORING BRICK o the wolf's gonna' blow it down..."
-Paramore "Brick da Boring Brick"
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I never unpacked my bags, neithere did Edward, so we had free time. We decided to clean everything up. I hadn't checked on Jacob in a while, I better do that sometime tonight o tomorrow....

Chapter Seventeen of Blood Lust da BuffyFaithfan1

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Chapter Seventeen: Otherwise Known As Dangerous!!!

As I fell to the floor, quick hands pulled me right back up. Even though my eyes were closed shut, I still knew who picked me up. Edward. I then noticed he was putting me down, and I felt the cushion of the letto under me when I opened my eyes.
"Are te okay?" He asked.
"Yea," I said, sitting up. "Fine."
"You sure?" Alice asked and I nodded my reassurance.
"Can te sit up?" Edward asked and I did reflexivly.
I saw everyone's eyes, including Rosalie's, were fixed on me. I then knew something had to be done about all of this.
"Hey," I detto once everyone's...

Bella & Jacob & Edward

posted by edward-lover456

Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best Friends with feelings Jacob's cuore beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one giorno have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's cuore wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much più so for now his cuore only beats a Little for her mother but so much più for her.

Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers giorno but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always Amore Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there cuore for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.

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Painful Memories Chapter One

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Painful Memories
Chapter One

I was sitting at my vanity. I started brushing my long golden waves. I was preparing myself. I knew Edward would be home soon. Charlie had Edward leave every night at a certain time. Of course Edward would just go back once Charlie was asleep. He chose to go to Bella’s house every night. When he came home it was always Bella this and Bella that. It got to the point that every sentence he ever detto anymore had something to do with her.

What is so great about her? She’s nothing but a fragile little human. Anyway I knew I only had a short time for my talk I needed...

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Diarie of the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. - Chapter 4

posted by HKEILTLTOY

ok guys a really long one here. Hope te enjoy it though.

Edwards POV

I really wanted to tell Bella it was her I liked but it would be too soon

"Ok. Ok, Bella It's you. I like te I really do. Your really pretty." I detto in a rush

She opened her mouth but detto nothing. Oh great she probably hates me now. I should probably ask anyways.

"Do te want to...you know. Go out?" I asked her. She looked really shocked

She looked like she was going to faint because she was so shocked, and she did end up fainting. Her eyelids fluttered and she fell completley silent, then she started to fall. I caught her befor...