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breaking dawn my story chapter 3

posted by fanpire39

EPOV
I don't know why Bella was recitazione so werid ,these past couple days.Maybe human stuff.
but that night i found out .....

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FLASHBACK
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"bella are te ready to go back to the cottage"
I asked her from downstairs alice ,was playing bella barbie.I would give her a few minuti to wash the make-up off her face.
i heard her opening the door and her slow footsteps coming down the stairs. i don't know why but these last couple days she had been super careful of were she was going ....ohhh little did I know.

We were walking hand and hand back to the cootage when i put my arm...

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"Full Moon" da The Black Ghosts lyrics{TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK}

posted by LinaJC

{#2 TRACK ON TWILIGHT ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK)
when the thorn cespuglio, bush turns white that's when I'll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don't know where I'll go
And I don't know what I'll see
But I'll try not to bring it back home with me

Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As te watch me wander, curse the powers that be
Cause all I want is here and now but its already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long

Far far away, no voices sounding, no one around me and
you're still there
Far far away, no choices passing, no time confounds me and you're still there

In the full moons light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear te calling me
But I don't know where I am and I don't trust who I've been
And If I come home how will I ever leave

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black moon chapter 18

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 18
I opened my eyes I was not were I was before I fainted I was somewhere dark I could recognize the scents I was in italy!how did I get here
-oh dear Bella te finally are awake!we didn’t know if we will see te vampire alive again!
He came closer looking at my shocked and confused face then alec came in
-oh Bella your awake!
He came closer and hugged me like he was my best friend o something I didn’t want to offend him so I hugged him back
-what's going on?
I asked as I was pushing alec away
-oh Bella te were sleeping here for 100 years!and now te finally woke!
-i fainted for a 100...

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Dark Moon Chapter 3 (Bellas POV)

posted by GothicGirl0525

OKay i hope te guys dont mind but im going to stop Edwards POV for now and keeping going on with bellsa POV (tell me watcha think)

End of Chapter (Bella’S POV)
Edward had me in a huge before I have even got out of the car and then Renesmee is the one who hugged me successivo and Edward was having a look on his face. Like where did te guys go and te didn’t answer te guys phone look, Something’s up and te not telling me look.
“Hey “I detto hoping my voice doesn’t go all depressing on me and I’m hoping they both buy it.
“Hey, where...

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Dark Moon (Edwards POV) Chapter one

posted by GothicGirl0525

In all my hundred years o so of my life. I finally meet the girl of my dreams and she was new to Forks. The shocking part was that I couldn’t read anything she was thinking plus she smelled so beautiful. She smelled like strawberries every giorno because of her shampoo. When I saw her face in person, I instill fell in Amore with her and I knew right there and then that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Bella and I got married on August 13th, 2004. She was beautiful that day. We had a baby girl that I Amore to death. Her name is Renesmee. She looks just her mother, her brown eyes,...

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A Lesson in Amore Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

I only put it here because I wanted people to know about it... Any other chapter on www.fanpop.com/spots/thevolturigirl

Hell on Earth

BPOV

The moment I stepped into the classroom I knew it was going to be hell.

"Ms. Swan!" detto a voice I've hated since I was 18. "Cullen! What the hell are te doing here?" I screamed. There standing there was Edward Cullen. Once my love, my life, my everything now my worst enemy.

"Ms. Swan! That language won't be tollerated in my class!" He smirked. I ran out the door.

This can not be happening! I can not be student-teaching Edward's class! We freaking hate each...

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Bella's New path Edward's POV chapter 12

posted by courtneykutie

bella's B-day
Bella had told us she didn't want any thing for her birthday but we still got her some things but she told me i could not spend any money on her so i made her a cd of me playing the pianio!alice&jasper got her a blue camicetta and black dressy pants,rose&emmet got her a radio with a cd player and mom and dad got her,me and vickie plane tickets to see bella's mother.
So now me and alice are on our way to bella's,are brother's and sis are done with school! now i dont have to listen to rosalie's thoughts anymore!We were just walking up to the door i couls hear bella she was...

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Forevermore - Chapter 3

posted by Gabstaaa

Thankyou so so much to everyone who had been leaving commenti and rating my storys. Also a special thankyou to xXjakeloverXx for your support and help!

‘Vampire? te are vampires?’
‘Including you.’ Murmured Carlisle with a hint of regret
Vampire? Wait, I’m a vampire. Vampire vampire vampire.
‘Really?’
‘I’m so sorry Harley.’ He’s been saying this the whole time.
‘I just… Need to get used to it all. May te pass me some più animal blood please, Rosalie?’ I asked in my most polite voice. Ever since I’ve woken up they’ve been forcing animal blood down me. It’s not...

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The Brightest Days form the Darkest Shadows- Chapter 2a. Discoveries

posted by honey_dreams

In a dazed rush, Maria, having brushed her teeth to a standard that was less than satisfactory, set her toothbrush upright in the stand and glanced at her reflection in the mirror that hung over the basin. She looked tired, that much was apparent, but something about the delicate rings under her dark blue eyes, and the light flush on her normally pale cheeks, made her seem like an unrecognisable girl. A vivacious, excited teen that was eager for something that was coming. It worried her. She was used to being different, a sore thumb, but not alien. Especially not to herself. She had begun to...

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Taylor Lautner interview about New Moon and Jacob Black character <3

posted by Brysis

Were te doing any stunts today?

I’ve been doing a lot recently, yeah. The cool thing is, they’ve pretty much let me do most of my stunts. I got to do all the dirt bike riding, I got to do this really cool sequence that I’m actually not going to tell te about, because I want te to wait to see it. But yeah, the stunts have definitely been my preferito part so far.

What physical preparation did te have to do to get ready for the stunt work?

Well, I had to put on some weight. (Laughs.) While filming 'Twilight,' I knew that Jacob’s character transforms, not only emotionally and mentally...

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KAYLA FANS!!! (anyone who read my Kayla Series this is for you!)

posted by twilight-7

Prologue

Kayla has grown stronger in her two years of living in Forks. Her abilities are growing giorno da giorno and are becoming even più powerful. Soon she will know just how powerful. Her premonitions weaken her, they drain her of energy as she sleeps and tire her during the day. This will pass eventually but until then... Kayla finds her premonitions very distressing. They aren’t exactly nice to her. They don’t give her a warning. She could go to sleep one night and have a normal dream, the successivo night she has a premonition. She could go through the whole day, vision free, and then BAM she...

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Zoey McDaniel Chater o part 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

It was another rainy giorno in Forks. Not only was the rain bad but it was also thundering and lighting. The power was blinking off and on, I was about to go cazy! I could feel Jasper trying to cheer me up, but I pushed his feelings out. I heard a big boom of thunder, I jumped. Emmett started laughing. Shut up Emmett. Zoey is scarred of thunder! I'm not scared of thunder, it caught me off guard. Sure. Whatever Emmett. There was one thing I could always count on Emmett for and that was making fun of me. So I just walked towards the stairs, when Jacob walked in. I kept walking up the stairs and...

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Jasper Hale -The Depressed Super stella, stella, star Vampire

posted by AdaLove

Jasper Whitlock was a major in the Confederate Army in Texas until he was turned into a vampire one dark night da Maria and two other Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. who were later killed da Jasper and Maria when they became of no use and were planning to defeat them and take over.

Jasper trained and comanded Maria' s New Born Army that participated in the Southern Vampire Wars. After almost a century of fighting and killing, he left Maria's New Born Army and ran with Peter and Charlotte. A few years later he left their company because he was unable to continue feeding on humans due to the reasons of being able to...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 9.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

The floor feels cold against my feet. My thoughts going back to my precedente actions. Passing out in the hospital, throwing up at my father-in-laws home. Could I really be, no no it is not possible. It's to early for us. We want a few years just the two of us. I can't be pregnant can I? Is that what Grandpa has known these past few hours? The door slams behind me as I rush to find my grandfather. I run into Jakes room.

"Grandpa I need to talk to te outside." I say breathlessly. He slowly walks towards me and places his hand on my shoulder.

"What is it Rennesme?" His serious voice taking place...

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Starstruck Chapter 2 (Jakes P.O.V) Maneating Vampire Stench,x

posted by thecullensftw_x

I phased back, letting the heated tremors rock through my body violently, and watching as I changed form. Suddenly, my head was filled with voices.
Jake!
There te are Jacob!
Where have te been?!
I wasn’t listening. One of the most special moments of my life had been ruined, once again, da the pack.
What! Why did te do that? I shouted angrily. On secondo thoughts, I thought it angrily.
They always do this; spoil my fun.
No Jake, we’re not spoiling your fun. We’re trying to protect Renesmee.
It was Sam’s voice. My head amazingly now had extra spazio for hearing, although it was clouded with...

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Starstruck Chapter 1- Here Come The Humans,x

posted by thecullensftw_x

sorry, i'm not that good a writer, but i thought i might put it on anyway, lol. Please read, but no hate commenti :) thanks;

“Don’t worry Mom, I Amore you,” I detto as I kissed my beautiful mother’s forehead. I was so blessed; I had the most stunning family in the whole world, never mind neighborhood! I have gorgeous parents, Edward and Bella Cullen, Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme, Aunt Alice and Uncle Jasper, and Aunt Rosalie and Uncle Emmett. They’re Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. too, of course, but still amazingly attractive. My family is different from most; we’re a family, not a coven, and we only...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk) Chapter 9: My Futile Attempts to Protect Her (Jake's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 9: My Futile Attempt to Protect Her (Jake’s POV)

It was the first time ever that Nessie couldn't hold my full attention with her kiss. My mind was racing she looked happy but physically she was a scary sight. Her face was gaunt after a week and a half of not eating o sleeping right. Her eyes had circles underneath them that were so dark they were almost black; her eyes normally bright and effervescent were dull. She was so weak that she was shaking uncontrollably at times. It was Bella all over again only worse. I now was putting everything that I had on the table. My best friend;...

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Bella's Dressing

posted by Isabellaashley

BELLA'S BROWN HOODIE

During the pivotal parking lot scene, Bella wears a hoodie da Nordstrom store brand Rubbish and mittens da Ruth attraversare, croce — a conscious choice da Chuck to not use designer brands: ''My look is always character-based and not fashion-based. It's really easy to get over-stylish, and I felt that Bella in particular had to be anchored in the real world.''

BELLA'S CREAM THERMAL

Filming in Washington during the winter months meant dealing with icy temperatures, so nestled under Bella's brown hoodie were lots of layers, including this long-sleeved cream top. The thermal, da Curious...

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Nightfall Chapter 5: Preconceived Notions and the Choices That We Make (Nessie's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 6: Preconceived Notions and The Choices That We Make (Nessie's POV)

Getting to the airport as well as the flight back was a blur. Somehow my father had arranged a private jet for us that flew us straight back cutting our travel time. Jake was dato the job of calling Sam and convincing him of Amore’s vision and to let my family help them. His eyebrows furrowed as Sam picked up the phone, “Sam its Jake listen to me…I know that she is in labor trust me this is a good time for this conversation. Amore had a vision she is going to have twins Sam, she saw something choking one of the...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk): Chapter 4: Of Panthers and Goddesses (Nessie's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 4: Of Panthers and Goddesses

“Nessie!” Zafrina crooned as she caught me in a warm embrace. “I am so glad that te came!” She exclaimed, she turned to Jacob and hugged him as well. “Thank te for sharing her on your honeymoon”. He grinned at her. I felt my stomach rumbling again and I clasped it. “I am so hungry,” I confessed. Jake smiled at me alright lets go get te something then. I looked at him and smiled, “No, I’m più thirsty than hungry…I want to hunt.” I turned back to Zafrina, “Do te mind it will only take a little bit”. She looked at me curiosity...