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Ashley Greene and Kelan Lutz will be in Breaking Dawn

posted by keninv

After the little scare we had, it has been confirmed Kellan and Ashley will be in Breaking Dawn.

The actors have reached an agreement with producers and will get an increase of $1.6 million. Both Ashley and Kellan had asked for a whole lot more, but they decided to take a lower amount and be in the Film than refuse and not finish out the saga.

All Twilight fan out there can breathe a sigh of relief because these two important actors will be staying on board. It is hard to lose o change a character so far into the saga, because those who follow Twilight develop a relationship with the actors, especially Alice.

So, with all these money matters settled, the two actors will be ready to promote Eclipse and start filming the rest of the saga later this year.

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Rob Pattinson on People’s Most Beautiful lista 2010

posted by Hellohoudini

da Twilight_News

People.com has dato us a sneak peek at the Most Beautiful lista for this anno and everyone’s preferito vampire has made the list. Here is what they had to say about Rob:

ROBERT PATTINSON
His pale, otherworldly complexion may make girls swoon, but the British heartthrob, 23, says looking the part of a lovesick vampire in the Twilight series isn’t quite as thrilling: “Having that makeup put on every single day, as soon as te get it taken off it’s like, ‘Oh, te do look normal. te look healthy now

Twilight Saga and Stephenie Meyer Rumor Roundup

posted by Hellohoudini

da Twilight_News

So there’s a bunch out there circulating. Here’s what we make of it.

Rumor 1: The Host casting in full swing and Ian Somhalder cast as Ian. Now as much as Alphie would personally Amore nothing better than to have this be true, at the moment it’s rumor. A number of sources that we checked with were surprised to learn of this because the movie is still actively being developed. What we think sparked this was a German fansite stating Ian would be great for the role combined with a casting website that puts out general information about projects.

Rumor 2: Kristen Stewart is...

TWILIGHT - chapter 13 - CONFESSIONS - My view of twilight :)

posted by PeppyAndFox

If I'd ever feared death before in the presence, it was nothing compared to now.
He streaked through the dark, thick underbrush of the forest like a bullet, like a ghost.
There was no sound, no evidence that his feet touched the earth.
His breathing never changed, never indicated and effort.
But the trees flew da at deadly speeds, always missing da inches.
I was too terrified to close my eyes, though the cool forest air whipped against my face and burned them.
I felt as if I were stupidly sticking my head out the window of an airplane in flight.
And, for the first time in my life, I felt the dizzy...

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Bella's Adventure -Ch4 - Hopless

posted by MadisonAmpt

Not sure how good this one is, sounded good in my head. But i will try to make them as interesting as possible. much love:) Xx

I lied there half dead in pain.
Then this guy with the milky eyes held out his hand. I heaitated but he detto "No need to fear me young one" in that creepy voice he has. NO NEED TO FEAR!. i detto in my head "Please just kill me i dont think i can stand much più pain" i cryed wile grabbing his hand with my good one. i got into a sittig position but he just stood there with a puzzled expression "How interesting" he said. He pulled me to my feet "im sorry about Demetri he...

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my new moon chapter three

posted by Sarah234

Chapter 3

Everything is ready, Charlie thinks I'm going to see my grandma in Florida, and Jacob has told his dad the truth, how easy it is to be a werewolf and have no secrets for your dad. Were taking Jacob’s car as it would make it there quicker and we won’t have to worry about it breaking down, I run down the stairs with my little holdall and throw it into the boot of the car and turn to say bye to Charlie.
“Bye dad, I’ll call te soon” I yell into the house
“Wait Bella! Here’s some money to help te out. Have fun.”
“Dad, te don’t hav-“
“No Bella. I insist” he says...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

"Okay. I'll try." she detto reluctently. She muttered something under herbreath that I didn't catch. The only things I hear were "he" and "kill".
"But te need to sleep. You're not immortal yet, so te need it."
"Alice, it's barely even dark out!" I argued. I was suprised that Charlie had not detto anythig about the fact I was going to letto in the middle of the afternoon. He must have been really distracted.
"Right." She detto sarcastically. "Because te got so much sleep last night."
She had me there. And I was exausted. Sleep would just be very difficult. Never the less, I climbed into bed.
"Will...

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PLEASE ANSWER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Okay, so I'm Scrivere a book on www.FanFiction.net, and it's about the Sookie Stackhouse Novels da Charlaine Harris, its a fan fiction, so I dont want to make publicity out of it, I just want ppl to read it, and tell me what they think!
So, if te have time on your hands, and te wanna read what I wrote (which has Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and werewolves, and shapeshifters, witches, etc. (like in the actual series)) then follow this link, and tell me what te think in commento if te have a fan fiction account, if not tell me what te think down below this! Please do so, I really wanna know if its good o not...thanks for Leggere this and hopefully u follow the link!

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Lost memories ALERT!

posted by SuperFunFan1001

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Hi! I am both happy and sad to announce that I will be on a vacation for the successivo 12 days so I will not be posting as much. But hey... VACATION TIME! YAY haha lol so I'm sory and will try to post soon!

loves!

Oh and keep looking for aggiornamenti u never know!

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Lost memories ch 7

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Hi! So I have this fantastic Idea to give Bella a coven. She will meet up with the Cullens again don’t worry, it will just be later on in the story. Hope te like it! (If this doesn’t have enough drama then PLEASE tell me how I could add some.) Does it seem like I am making this story go da like way fast? It does to me.
DISCLAMER: I, once again, do not own twilight o any of its characters.

Bella POV
I stayed in the clearing for who knows how long when I heard it. The sound was horrible… a high pitched screaming sound.
I followed it.

The sound led me to find a large red-brown lupo towering...

Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

posted by Hellohoudini

Enough With The Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

postato 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET da Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!

About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other popolare film websites ran an articolo declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of recente events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves...

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Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series sweeps superiore, in alto four spots!

posted by Hellohoudini

da Bob Minzesheimer and Anthony DeBarros, USA TODAY

Led da Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. devoured USA TODAY's Best-Selling libri lista in 2009.

For the secondo anno in a row, Meyer swept the superiore, in alto four spots. No other autore — not even J. K. Rowling— has done that in the list's 16-year history.

Meyer's coattails pulled 16 other vampire titles onto the lista of the year's 100 most popolare books.

"Meyer had an Unbelievable impact," says Michael Norris, libri analyst for Simba Information, a market-research firm. He wonders what publishers will do when what he calls " 'the vampire industrial...

b5!!

posted by weluvB5

Iight my name is jocelyn! i luv b5! bryan is ma fav! i wish i could meet him and have conversation with him dhat wuld be extra raw! omg i wannna meet him so badly! but i also wanna meet da rest of b5! i luv dem ALL!

mY NAME NAOMI AND I AM PRACTICLY IN LUV WIT PATRICK!! oMG HE SO SEXi!!! i WISH i COULD TALK TO DEM SOMED giorno AND i'D LUV IF giorno CUD CUM TO cHI~TOWN 1 giorno AND HAV A CONSERT. iF THEY PERFORMED 4 ONE OF MY B-DAY PARTYS ID PROBABLY FAINT!! aNYWAY I LUV ALL OF B5 THEY GREAT SINGA AND giorno A CUTE BUT I LUV PATRICK DA MOST. mE AND MY FRIEND JOCELYN WANNA MEET THEM SO BADD!! wE LUV B5!!!

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Edward moment (Edwards POV) This is Edward in Italy (IMO)

posted by tayandkris4evr

The moment I left Bella, I've been hurting. This pain is like nothing I've felt before. Not having her overwelming scent that scorched my throat and cleared my stone lungs da me.
I booked a hotel room in Italy. Close to the Volturi. The days I was away from Bella felt empty and lifeless as they were before she came along. Yet, still, there were points of reason to stay alive. In this ink pool of life that hangs above our heads. I see shining points of reason to keep my pressence on this Earth. At this very moment, Bella is with Jacob. That stupid mutt. Deceasing him would lead Bella in the...

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Chapter Fifteen of Blood Lust da BuffyFaithfan1

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

{Hope te all had a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving Holday!!! And I hope te all ate ENOUGH turkey so te dont have to look at it for the successivo month! XD Please enjoy and comment!!! :)-BuffyFaithfan1}

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Chapter Fifteen: In Which We Stay At A Hotel
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An original quote da BuffyFaithfan1
"When someone's life hangs in the balance...what do te do to save that person? When life becomes a struggle, does that mean it's an easier way 2 give up on life? o is it a sign to do harder and succeed...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 13

posted by genyva

13. Reason

I felt rushed suddenly like I couldn't unbuckle fast enough. Here I was seeing Alice for the first time in 11 years. For a secondo I wondered how much she changed but then realized my dumb accusation. I redid the checklist in my head. Aly is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with Charlie and Sue at Billy's house having a pesce Fry. Jacob is with them and he knows I'm getting my hair colored ad I detto I would try to come back once I'm done. I looked in the back sede, sedile at the bags of cloths for seeing Jacob and hanging with Alice. I changed right after I talked to Jacob and now I'm here.

I opened the door and smiled....

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chapter10:the escape

posted by joe-edwardfan

I KNOW ITS SHORT BUT I WASNT IN THE MOOD TO WRITE AND IF I WROTE più I AM SURE I WOULD WRECK IT!
SO ENJOY AND I WILL POST THE NXT CHAP SOON CAUSE MY EXAMS ARE OVER FINALLY!
Chapter 10: the escape bellas pov
Previously on Chapter 8:(chap 9 was Edwards pov)
I looked at Damien he was sitting on his knees a beautiful black box with the most beautiful ring in it.oh no god no I don’t want to marry him!
-Bella will u please marry me?
-no
I detto coldly Damien got angry maybe this was hard for him to hear the truth I mean he didn’t most of the time he just made me do anything he wanted, making me his...

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IMPORTANT!DONT CLICK/VIEW ANY NEW MOON video o LINKS!

posted by twilight0girl

Okay,i was watching the news today,and it detto that ALL new moon links are infested with spy-ware,so i thought i would let everyone know,and please if your Leggere this PLEASE post this to other spots.

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Robert Pattinson Talks to Vanity Fair

posted by gossipgirlstar2

The young actor who claims to have lived out of the same three suitcases for the past anno sat down with Evgenia Peretz from Vanity Fair at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel. In the all new Vanity Fair interview out later this week, Peretz did something that few interviewers have done with stella, star Robert Pattinson. She was able to catch a glimpse of the real Rob who apologized for his unmade letto saying, "Oh, God. Sorry about that." Get ready for an intimate interview with Robert Pattinson who addresses rumors about Kristen Stewart, talks about his fans, and opens up about the doubts many felt when...

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Renn and Jakes Life chapter 18.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

The car is più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento now that jake is out. I know that being alone is not exactly what I need but I want it. Besides I may not exactly be alone anyways.

I have found that I am always feeding my self to the sharks in everything I do. I am always making a stupid and childish decision. That could be becasue technicly I am still a child, but still.

The little Forks grocery store seems so over powering today. I walk inside and head towards the carts. I try to think of extra things that I don't need to delay me from having to get what I am really here for. Some how I can't find anything else I need....