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Into the Shadow-chapter 1

posted by twilight_james

My pain numbed and withdrew, though I could still feel it buzzing. But a new sensation began, one that I could not describe. I looked in the mirror. I could not reconigze who I was. A beautiful, pale face stared back at me, with bright red eyes. Carlisle told me that I was a vampire. I shook my head. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. dont exist, do they? I thought. He detto that I was probley thirsty ( So that was the sensation ), and should hunt. I realised, with a shock, that he was right. I was a monster. He explained that there were other ways, and I could choose which way I wanted to go. He detto that he hunted...

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seth story chapter 8

posted by anna0789

emma's pov

the prom was going great tom was really sweet and adorable but i just see him as a friend
we were dancing when someone touch tom's sholder
"hey tommy your brother is looking for you" seth detto smiling hugely he was wearing a suit he look really beautiful
"its tom am not 5 anymore seth" tom detto pissed at seth that he call him that way
"i'll be right back " tom detto smiling at me
"ok don't worry"

"do te want to dance with me emms?" seth detto and smile charmingly at me i laugh and put my arms around his neck
"sure"
he put his arms around my waist
"so who lend te a suit?" i ask while...

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5 Reasons to Amore Kristen Stewart

posted by gossipgirlstar2

1.Strong-Willed. If anything, Kristen Stewart is strong-willed and focused on her beliefs. This refreshing attitude makes Stewart an incredible role model for women all around the world. She shows us how to be strong, how to stand your ground, and never waver on your own personal values.

2.Goofy. We are all goofy in our own way; whether we are The Class clown o the klutz we can all relate to Stewart because of this. Whether she is cracking jokes in interviews o dropping trophies at award shows, Stewart is never afraid to let her inner goof shine through which is really spectacular.

3.Intelligent....

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Michael Sheen: on picking roles and New Moon

posted by gossipgirlstar2

In an interview with IESB.net, Welsh actor Michael Sheen talks about picking roles for a movie, preparing for his character and filming New Moon. Here is an excerpt:

Q: Where do te start, when you’re doing a literary adaptation, like with New Moon o Alice in Wonderland?

Michael: Well, I start at exactly the same place, which is always the story. My first contact with anything I’m going to do is the script, whether it’s a script I’ve been offered, o I’ve been sent it, o whatever. I sit down and I read it. That first Leggere of the script is very special to me because I know it’s...

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Twilighters: Bringing Forks into the spotlight

posted by gossipgirlstar2

In an articolo da the New York Times, aside from creating a world-wide phenomena, Twilighters around the world has also out the small town of Forks, Washington on the map. The small loging town, who only has two stop lights, have garnered fame through the popularity of the Twilight books, the four-part book series that is penned da autore Stephenie Meyer. Now, the town serves a “mecca” to Twilighters who have gathered in town to feel the Twilight experience.

Here is an excerpt of the article:

Over the last anno o so, Forks (population 3,120) has morphed into a mecca for Twilighters, o Twihards...

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Carlisle Cullen. 2

posted by em_blake

I look up surprised, and turn my head to the back of the church to see who had opened the big, wooden doors so harshly. I stand up and rush to the doors to greet the late night church visitor but there was no one there. I take a quick look outside and only hear the dark wind in the distance and the cold wip of the snow against my face.

I turn back to the cold and pushed the big wood doors closed. After securly closing them, I turn my attention back to the church. I have been thinking about poor Susan Thomas all giorno and how her husband, Jim Thomas was found dead with a terribly big gash in his...

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black moon chapter 6

posted by joe-edwardfan

(chapter 6)
Bella pov
The pain was was to much, I couldn’t understand what was happening , my neck was burning , the burning took over my body it changed minuto da minuet it grew it rose I wanted to scream this pain out but that probable isn’t a good option ppl will think I'm weak! I clenched my teeth together wishing I never existed suddenly the burning changed! it left my neck! I was relived that the pain had lessen but a new pain started in my chest my cuore was was ripping its way out of my chest the sound of my cuore filled my ears it was getting on my nerves the sound continued for...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 33

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Alice came with some clothes. Alice loved brand names so she got me this really cute black Volcom camicia with some skinny jeans. I was finially able to get out of the hospital. Alice bought her pouche so it would be easier for me to get in and out of. I didn't let anyone push me, I felt weak when they had since my arms got tired. We got to the yellow pouche, it was beautiful. Emmett picked me and placed me in the front seat. I wished più than ever I was the one driving and
Alice was sitting beside me. I would go on a thousand shopping trips just so I could walk. Alice can te ever see me walking...

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10 Twilight MTV moments! Spunk Ransom to 100 Monkeys

posted by Brysis

Below are our superiore, in alto 10 "Twilight" MTV moments. Which is your favorite?

Spunk Ransom Is Born
In one of his first interviews for the "Twilight" franchise, MTV News had nearly an ora alone with the soon-to-be A-lister on the set of the film. Among the many domande we brought him was: "What do te think of your nickname RPattz?" He responded in his usual charming, rambling manner, insisting that he wanted a new nickname: Spunk Ransom. The term has stuck, been officially defined, yielded some very cool "Twilight" merch and is reportedly the easiest way to get a smile out of Rob — er, Spunk —...

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Read This About A New Story!Called Renesmee and Her bff Alex!Read so te know what is going on!

posted by courtneykutie

So in Alice&Jaspers wierd&love Alice finds out she has a daughter and Alex(her daughter)changes her diet and brings her home to the family,everyone likes her!!

So in the New Story Alex and Renesmee become best Friends and they start school together and go through everything together like with family,friends,crush's,the imprinting and maybe falling in love!

hope u like it!!!when it comes out!!
Read to find out what happens!!in this new story!!!

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Edward and Bella chapter 7

posted by anna0789

this one is short but am going to a party !!!

bella's pov
1800's

i walk into my room and change into my night toga, abito i was tired so i went to sleep

my mother wake me up she was saing
"o Isabella te have to get ready there is going to be a breakfast it will be like a the party you'll have fun and must important James will be there" my mother smile widely again

in all my life i had always been a people pleaser but now i speek up
"mother i don't want to marry James" i used my determine and stubburn voice

my mother look at me shook and then she look as if she hadn't heard me

"well i send the maid so...

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Another Story Chapter 69

posted by surfergal

The following morning I woke up to a really big guy sitting up against the wall. He sorta scared me he was big as in strong looking. Nathen had his head beside my hand.
Nathen. I wispered.
Hmmm. He said.
Who is that? And why is he here? I ask really frighten.
That's Emmet he's not really asleep just pretending be. Nathen said.
How do I know him? I ask.
Carlisle and Esme adopted him as well. He told me.
Oh. Do we like each other? He sort of scares me. I said.
Yeah, te told me once that he was the closest to te and te felt like he was your older brother that te never had. Nathe said.
Oh....

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my random and weird extension of twilight

posted by pie-102

Bella's pov

Well it had been 10 years since we fought off the Voulturi to save Nessie.She stopped ageing a few years fa but we didnt go to school for a few years because we wanted to be positive she wouldnt age but were going back this year. Carlisle is in the office enrolling us in school right now,Nessie is being 16 along with me and Edward and Alice.Rosalie,Emmet and Jasper are being 17.Carlisle had came out with the principal Mrs.Brown the door had detto but she introduced herself anyways "Hello my name is Mrs.Brown." We nodded uor heads in aknowledgements."well here are your schedules."...

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Sticks and Stones- 1 a

posted by Green-eyez-24

A random Twilight fan fic

A butterfly. How delicately she flies, how softly her wings indent the breeze, so fragile, so yet undeniably beautiful. She had often found herself wondering, how such a faint being can take flight, against the continuous forces rising against her. Yet once again the wings keep beating, unfazed and unaltered da fear. Can a being with such a dainty appearance remain true of heart, when all around her seems lost?
Is this true of all that surrounds us? we are each dato choices, we are all alike, are we this butterfly? Are your wings beating in desperation to keep some how airborne, o are you...

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Alex Meraz in intense scene with Kristen Stewart

posted by alicecullensBFF

Buff wolfman Alex Meraz (Paul) revealed at a Twilight convention this weekend that he may have played his role a bit too intensely during a run-in with lead heroine Kristen Stewart–

“I decided, all right, the lupo Pack stay up all night looking for who’s killing people on the res, so we don’t sleep very much. So I thought it would be a great idea if I stayed up for 10 days straight.” What should have been a simple scene — a confrontation between Bella (Stewart) and the lupo Pack — became, in Meraz’s mind, his “Brando moment.” Wanting to try something different, the actor played the scene overly aggressive: screaming, grabbing Stewart da the throat, hurtling his line at her.

“[Director] Chris Weitz comes off-set like, ‘Yeah, I like the energy Alex, but just take it down a little,’ ” Spencer chimed in: “Meanwhile the producers are freaking out back there.”

” ‘Cause nobody touches Kristen Stewart,” joked Meraz.

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Another Story Chapter 62

posted by surfergal

I wasn't hurt to bad. I had 9 stitches in my head a couple of bruised ribs one broken rib a broken hand and let's not forget my memory loss. I was moved from the Intensive Care Unit to my own room within three days. Nathen stayed with me everynight I told him to go home and get some sleep but he refused to leave me. Once I had finally been able to sleep I woke up 3 hours later it was really late into the night and I just watched Nathen sleeping and thought how lucky I was to have such a great family and a great fiancé. I started crying when just thinking about it. Over the past months life...

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Another story Chapter 61

posted by surfergal

Thanks to all for Leggere my stories! I don't know if this is going to be any good I sorta have writers block. Let me know if te have any ideas that te would want me to use.

Alice had me doing wedding plans everyday. It was amazing how much energy she had for such a small vampire. Alice and I planed Nathen and I wedding within a month.
School went on 5 days a week as it usually did. I was a junior this year. Edward was helping me so much with my school and then I knew that I was going to go back into the coarst guard once I actually turned 18.
So it was winter and it was snowing. This time...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 11

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

As soon as they left I heard something in the bushes. I knew it wasn't Emmett and Rose, for this movement was way to big. I went over and sat
on the log where my clothes and stuff was. All of the sudden this huge lupo comes out of the bushes. Help, big wolf, help! I just say in my
normal voice thinking that someone will here me. The lupo got half way to the log and stopped. Help, big wolf, crap where's my gun. I detto
out loud still thinking that someone might here me. Emmett and Rose came out of the bush. She hasn't bothered you, no go on and don't hurt
her. Rose said. This lupo growled, I...

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'Twilight' conventions to tour United States and overseas

posted by LinaJC

Attention “Twilight” fans. The official "Twilight" fan convention is coming to a venue near you.

The three-day weekend fan conventions will tour around the country and internationally over the successivo three years, with 20 stops already announced and one scheduled in the Southland at the Los Angeles Airport Marriott Hotel on March 12-14, 2010.

"Twilight" fan will have the chance to meet and get up-close and personal with "Twilight" cast members, including Kellan Lutz (Emmet Cullen) and Ashley Green (Alice Cullen), with additional guests to be announced. No word on whether Robert Pattinson (who...

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Breaking Dawn: Rumors Rumors Rumors

posted by Hellohoudini

Breaking Dawn: Rumors Rumors Rumors
Posted da Twilight_News - 24/08/09 at 09:08 am
There are a ton of rumors swirling around the making of Breaking Dawn, so we thought we’d run them down for you.

1. Boo Boo Stewart (Seth) mentioned that he is signed to the current movie, Eclipse, plus an additional two. This lead to speculation that Breaking Dawn would be diviso, spalato into two parts. The studio issued a statement to Access Hollywood that, “We appreciate our young actor’s enthusiasm for the franchise and his role, but his commenti about the number of films were unfortunately uninformed and not...