Edward Rocks

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“What’s funny?” I asked. My voice was rough and betrayed my mood. She didn’t answer and I heard her stomach growled. Oh my…she was hurt, and finally she was hungry too. I felt her face blushed and her heartbeat accelerated. What did it mean? I couldn’t guess.
I waited for her to speak. She laughed again.
“You just can’t escape being human for very long.” I couldn’t understand her mood. She was supposed to be angry…well, she was...

-Continuing from last chapter-

Felix: Hey! I'm not a suck up! -Pouts-

Alec: That's what te think.

Me: Shut up. I like him ebing a suck up. -Winks-

-Door randomly swings open and Hannah is thrown in the room-

Me: Hannah!

Hannah: Meow!

Felix, Demetri, Alec: -Gives Hannah weird look- What's up with her? -All says at the same time-

Me: Seriously! Stop doing that te freaks!

Felix: -sniffles- I thought te loved me...

Me: No! I do! I do Amore te -Tackles him to the ground and makes out with Felix-

Brianna: -Looks at affectionant couple weirdly- Wow.. That's just, wow...

Demetri and Alec: te never answered...

random voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, te don't have to kick me.

Random voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me da the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts-...