1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have più fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what te are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are te afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett:...
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