9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have te sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if te took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a spazio heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did te seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time te want to hit me, use a baseball bat o a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
1. te wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch te sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Cani for that matter.
3. He looks at te like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells te how nice te smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgone, van from almost crushing te to death with his orso hands.
7. He can bounce frutta from his feet like a calcio ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls te ragno monkey and runs around with te on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Cani for that matter.
3. He looks at te like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells te how nice te smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgone, van from almost crushing te to death with his orso hands.
7. He can bounce frutta from his feet like a calcio ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls te ragno monkey and runs around with te on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
one of them is you,
because we're diviso, spalato in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
te don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no più air,
I still don't see te anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought te still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.