Oakley Learn to Ride - Surf Camp

After a pretty well received lista of things Bella would never say, i decided to let te guys read another lista : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long lista so if te want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, te can have Bella because te are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, te have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)...

Charlie was to come up with a cover for my kidnapping. I couldn’t tell my mother that I had been kidnapped da Shadow Hunters for some evil ex-Jenzi who had held me in a cell and taken away my Azdi abilities using my own bracelet that he had some other Jenzi charm. That would send my mother into some kind of breakdown and she would end up in a mental hospital screaming that Jenzis and Azdis exist and are after her daughter.
I was on my way back upstairs after making Darren some sandwiches. He seemed a lot happier when I left him in the kitchen. I was only half way up the stairs when the front...