Domestic Bliss (from twifans)

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are te ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see te that te are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
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[EIGHT]
We got into Tabra's truck, and started over to the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen. I was nervous, and I felt like I was gonna' throw-up.
"Is it too late to back out?" I asked him and he laughed nervously.
"Right now, yes." He kept on driving, and I thought to myself how better life will be once this is over.
Alright Cyd, stop being nervous! Sure te can die, but think about how much culo you'll kick!? Think about how bad culo you'll be pointing and shooting a gun, especially at the guy who threw a knife...

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
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[INTRO]
So, if te forgot the last three things that have happened, here is exactly what did happen:
1.) A coltello was thrown at my head.
2.) I almost consumed a poisonous chicken
and 3.) The Death Clan of the Fallen are after me.
Pretty scary right? If te think it isn't, well then leave right now, because it is. Not only do they know where I live, but they probably have been watching me for a while. Hopefully Tabra and I can get through this. We have to, right? Hero triumphs over the Villain!?
I sure hope so...
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Heres part three.....I think. Enjoy.XXXX

What do te want of me?” I asked straightening up to try being civil.

“Ok you’re going to think me a complete freak when I tell te so come inside and sit down.”

“NOT INSIDE.” The bronze haired one protested.
Alice closed her eyes growing very still and then opening them.

“See Edward she won’t hurt Renesmee.” Edward nodded stepping out the way of the door. But whatever Alice had done hadn’t convinced him enough as he hurried in before us.

“Are te Phoebe?” A little girl with Bronze curly hair came round the corner smiling at me her...

I Amore MY SISTER SOOOOOOO MUCH! We all screamed till our throats hurt, this is just amazing. As we stopped mom walked in and started to tidy up the lounge. To be honest I'd forgotten she was actually here.

"Girls that's enough. Now what's all this screaming about hey? There's no need for it." She finished doing some light dusting and sat down with a book. Probably some romance knowing mom, she was so predictable. Her life is a romance novel, her meeting my dad after nearly jumping off a cliff, falling helplessly in love, having 3 beautiful girls, living in a house to die for...

We all sat down...

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
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[ONE]
This was like no other Monday. Why te ask? Well, maybe if a coltello flew at your head, te would agree with me. And it wasn't like magic flying, it was like an assassain threw a coltello at my head and tried to kill me! At first, all I could think of was RUN, but later on I knew why he was after me. Here is exactly what happened...
I was driving to the store, and I got out of my car and went inside. I was almost done, I just needed latte and cookie dough, and they were in the same isle, so I picked up...

"wait stop" i pleaded
i felt the air shake as if something starang and out of the ordanary was happerning
"who are you? turn slowly we need to see something" this dark but some how fimiliar voice oreded so i did i turned very slowly not giving them reason to kill me.

there he was. paul.
"omg! paul! its been ages" i started to sposta toward him but he stepped back and did what jake onse did. he shook.
"hey calm down paul geez if jake was here he would be laughing" i sighed as he tensed at the sound of his best Friends name.
"how do te know jake?" he asked he wasnt so violent anymore so that must...

I sighed with relief as the phone conversation was over and snapped it shut. God! Edward, is way too curious, and pushy, he asks too many questions, as if he was interrogating me; which he kind of was. I thought over tonight, and Renesmee's little adventure. I had to get rid of those bottles, so that would NEVER happen again, (and my new shoes, which i had just started to like). I'm not sure what would best for us right now, and Edward was asking what’s going on, and where precisely Renesmee was, I was glad he couldn’t read my mind from the phone.

Renesmee

Oh.
What a throbbing headache!...

Edward's pov

"Daddy say somthing, te haven't detto anything for about ten miniits i'll read you're mind if te don't tell me". Renesmee pushed.


"Sorry Renesmee i was just thinking can te read you're mothers mind". I questioned.

"Errr I think so why, do te wan't me to". Renesmee replied.

"well yes please, it's just you'r mother only lets me in her head when she wants me there, and the rest of the time I have to guess". I was trying to persuade Renesmee to help me.

"Why do te want to know what goes on in momma's head". Renesmee pushed.

"I just want to know if she is happy o not o if she worries...

Sorry I haven't postato this in ages.
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6 Years later.
I’m now twenty-four years old. I’m married to Edward and we live in Canada together. I still have my job as a fashion designer and I do model. But lately I’ve been asked to do other things. I got a letter through the post a few days fa about being in a film. I didn’t mostra Edward because I knew he would say no, so I kept it to myself. I really would like to be in the film, but it would mean I would be away from Edward for ages. I was already spending a lot of time away from Edward. He’s at home right now whilst I’m in New Zealand....

Chapter 1- The Unimaginable

Kate's POV

New York. When te go, te imagine a nice vacation, maybe a business meeting. te wouldn't dream of having your entire world crash around te as the past, becomes part of the present.

I was leaving the shopping center when I noticed something peculiar going on in the city. I imediately dialed Alice's number. Hearing the ringing echoing in my ear was like torture.

“Hello?” I heard Alice ask, she sounded afraid. Something was up....

"Alice! Something's wrong! People in the city are recitazione strange! I was waiting for te guys at the shopping center and everyone...

We finished shopping finally. “I’m sorry I have to go now”

“Ok, I’ll see te whenever I successivo wake you”

“Ok bye”

“Bye”

She left me going back to her grave. I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t go back and see the faces of my family. Jasper was likely to kill me if I went back. Edward would be like oh Bella I Amore te so much none of this is your fault and Jasper would be like she knocked my wife unconscious I hate te and I’d be sat there like whatever guys leave me alone. So I decided to go back. I walked in and they were all sat in the living room on the sofa. “I’m...

This may sound like the end but it isn't.
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I did what I did with every other country. I saw the Cullen’s in the audience along with Charlie, Jacob and Billy. Jessica, mike, Angela and Eric were all there too. I knew so many people in the audience, but I had to ignore them and carry on. I finished at last and went back stage. My boss was going back early and detto I could stay here for as long as I wanted. I got changed in to something else. Then Charlie walked in. He drove me home, the Cullen’s following behind. We all entered the house and sat down on the sofa. “What happened to you?”...

I made out a black figure, and a mantello draped on his shoulders.
“CYNNDDYLAN!” I roared furiously, he approached us, and then threw his mantello off onto the ground.
“You called…?” he asked quietly, his eyes amused and challenging.
“Where is my daughter?” I demanded.
“How should I know? Well, it’s not MY fault te cant look after her properly.” He detto smugly “But… I DO know WHERE she is… for a price!” he added, my eyes widened with anger and disgust.
“I don’t want to play your stupid games!” I shouted angrily, he rose an eyebrow and smiled, but it was a cold,...

Sorry for the delay.
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We got back to my apartment and I got changed back into the clothes I was wearing before I had the piercing. “Now te need to go back to work to see if they have your dress for you”

“Ok” We drove back to where my dress was being made. “Aren’t te coming in Lucy?
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“No sorry I have to go”

“Oh ok” I walked in to the large building and back into the lift up to the floor my dress was being made on. “We have finished” The man detto happily as I walked in. “Go try it on for me” I went and tried it on. I looked in the mirror it was amazing. “Wow...

Part 11 finaly !!!!
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I was then blind folded and knocked out. I woke up in a huge white room. “This is where we’re going to train te to fight. Our way” Edward hadn’t even taught me how to fight yet but when the man detto ‘our way’ it was obviously going to be a different way to how my family fight. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. started to enter the room. “Now watch us” A woman told me “And if te don’t you’ll be in trouble” She took a man and they started mostrare me a fight. It looked complicated as each one of them took it in turn fighting each other it looked so hard. “I can’t do...

Chapter One: All the way from Tennessee
Rosalie POV
    
    Two short years fa I was turned into a monster. I'm beautiful, yet still a monster. Being a vampire wasn't fun at all. I personally don't like eating animals. Well, their blood that is. But, rather a deer than a human I guess.
    I was hunting in the deep woods of Tennessee. It was far from where we were staying in the Appalachian Mountains, but, once again, Edward had gotten on my last nerve. Sometimes, no most of the time, I just want to rip Edward apart limb from limb....

No...No he has to be joking right.
“Victoria got away?” I whimpered. She would be back for me and there would be no delay on killing me this time. It would be so quick that Alice and Jacob wouldn’t be able to save me.

“Bella, are te ok?” Alice asked entering the kitchen.

Jacob stiffened. And Alice scrunched up her nose.

“WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?” she complained.

“It’s me, Leech. And I have to say, te don’t smell that good either.”

“Guys please.” I begged. I couldn’t be dealing with this right now.

“I guess we don’t smell that appealing to each other then.” Alice...

Rosalie and Emmett in one car, Alice and Jasper In the other, and me and Edward in mine. They all fallowed me to my house. I told them to park in the back and to be quiet.
“Why are we quiet” Jasper asked. Edward spoke before I did “she doesn’t want her mom to know” Edward giggled. “Shut up” I detto then we jumped to my balcony.
When we got to my room they sat and watched TV why’ll I slept? After an ora I woke up at the sound of my mother’s voice. They all just looked at me when they herd my mom’s voice “shh” I told them. Edward started giggled “shh” I detto again....

Alice

I followed Carlisle into the living room. Rosalie sat in a rather secluded chair. I knew she didn't trust us. Carlisle and Esme headed toward a couch, so I walked with Jasper to a loveseat across from them. Esme smiled when she saw Jasper wait until the ladies were seated before sitting successivo to me. I took Jasper's hand and looked at Carlisle. "Well.. I umm... well I saw te and your family I can see the future and I don't want to kill people and neither does Jasper (Jasper and I are mates) so we came here and we're all going to be great Friends so can Jasper and I please stay?" I offered...