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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dan made it into another town.

Bikers: *riding bikes*
Dan: *pass bikers*
Coppers: *follow*
Bikers: *flip cops off*
Dan: *flies past intersection*
garbage man: *stops truck*
Copper 23: *drives into truck*
Chopper pilot: Attention all units, suspect is heading for the BMW agency.
Black cops: *arrive at agency* Listen up! A police chase is heading toward here, and we want te to stay away from the road.
Dan: *drives past black cops*
Copper 2: Stay on him. All units, suspect is now behind the BMW dealership.
Copper 86: Block off the roads!
Dan: *gets on road*
Copper 86: He's heading for another dealership!
Dan: *enters dealership*
Copper 86: Unit 86, I just spotted the suspect. He has just entered the Pontiac dealership.

Not far away

Girl 4: This is a really cool car.
Girl 5: I want a rosa beetle.
Girl 3: Me too.
Dan: *hits car*
Girl 2: Meanie! Say you're sorry!
Dan: *floors it*
Girl 1: He was not nice.
Copper 1: Oh god *hits car*
Girl 1: Even the cops are hitting my car!
Copper 1: Sorry! *drives in reverse*
Black woman: *drives into Copper 1's car*
Chopper copper: Attention, suspect is heading toward a car crash. It's not involved with the chase, but use caution in that area.
Dan: *drives toward crash*
50 coppers: *follows*
Dan: *goes right*
Copper 35: He just past my position!
Copper 1: Roger, we're on our way.
Doctor 1: Look out!!
Dan: *brakes*

But it was too late, and Dan hit the other car, and went airborne.

Copper 43: We can't get past these cars!
Dan: Haha!
Copper 1: How did he jump that car?
Dan: *stops at car wash* There's another Special just like mine.
Black man: Man, what happened to yo car?
Dan: te know those parking lot attendants?
Black man: Do te wanna spray wax?
Dan: No, just wash it.
Girl 6: This car is destroyed, but still running!
Girl 1: It'll be hard to start it up.
Girl 3: How are te going to afford fixing it?
Girl 1: I don't know!

successivo part will be postato tomorrow.
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