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posted by Victorious_Jade

Pilot
Tori: Let's see, the pane mold.
Ian: pane mold.
Tori: Furry.
Ian: Furry.
Tori: Mushy.
Ian: Mushy.
Tori: [a little less than excited] Next, the pesce mold.
Ian: pesce mold.
Tori: Spongy.
Ian: Spongy.
Tori: Stinky.
Trina: I AM SO UPSET! te won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.
Tori: Who?
Trina: Andrew Harris, A tenth grader!
Ian: What's the big showcase?
Tori: It's a performance they put on at her school "every" anno where they...
Trina: [cutting in] They invite agents and directors and producers and other super powerful people in showbusiness and it's extremely important to me,...

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Victorious Episode 2: The Bird Scene Script

posted by Victorious_Jade

The Bird Scene
Cat: Isn't it gross how he's always hitting on every girl?
Rex: I never hit on you.
Cat: What's THAT supposed to mean?

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Tori: You'll help me with the Bird Scene, won't you?
Robbie: I'm really not supposed to, and-
Tori: Ow! He bit my hand!
Robbie: Rex!
Rex: Take me to the bathroom, I gotta pee now. [Robbie runs off with him]
Tori: He's a puppet, he can't pee!
Rex: te don't know WHAT I got!

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Sikowitz: A true artist...need only please...

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Victorious Episode 3: Stage Fighting Script

posted by Victorious_Jade

Stage Fighting
Cat: So let's hear your horn!
André: Yeah, play that funky music, white girl.
Tori: te know I'm half Latina.
André: Then hit it, muchacha!

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Tori: Oh great, so she gets an A-, and I get a broken eye and a black nose.
André: I think te meant--
Tori: I know what I meant.
Cat: My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, it's like a baby meatball.
André: Meatballs are brown.
Cat: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and walks off]
Tori: ...You want half her sandwich?
André: Mm-hmm. [they both take half...

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Victorious Episode 5: Jade Dumps Beck Script

posted by Victorious_Jade

Jade Dumps Beck
Tori: ciao guys! [runs over to the tavolo with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]
Beck: Aw, poor ghiandaia, jay Leno.
Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]
Beck: Oh?
Tori: Oh?! That's te and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
Beck: Why are te guys so impressed?
Tori: Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!
André: And HOT!
Tori: Her father's a billionare.
André: And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank fish...

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Victorious Episode 4: The Birthweek Song

posted by Victorious_Jade

The Birthweek Song
Robbie: Now, before I take te in there, I should warn you.
Cat: About...?
Robbie: My grandmother, she can be...critical.
Cat: That's okay, I take criticism really well.
Robbie: No, te don't.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?!?!
Robbie: It's that te don't take criticism very well!
Cat: WHY DON'T te JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!
Robbie: I'm sorry, I take it back.
Cat: Okay.

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Mammaw: [of Cat's hair] Why did te do that to your hair?
Cat: What, te mean the color?
Mammaw: Do te hate your mother?
Cat: I Amore my...

Fresh Family Episode 1: Pilot

posted by Storyscript

Shara: ciao Mom
Mom: ciao Honey How was School
Shara: te Tell Me Either Lot of math o cheerleading
Mom: Huh te tried out for cheerleading
Shara: Mom! Yes it Was an epic fail
Mom: Im sorry honey,mmmm this waffle is so good
Mom: ciao Can I have some sure waffle maker is over there
Shara: thx
Sharon: ciao Little Sis How te doing
Shara: Good
Sharon: I dont think so it looks like te came down an eagles beak
Shara: it looks like te came from a Cani Baby
Sharon: Hey
Dad: Stop fighting and Sharon te do like te came from a dog
Sharon: Hey!
Dad: Kidding
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10 reasons why jade should be the main character in Victorious

posted by XxNick_wolfie

reason 1: she is the most interesting character

reason 2: tori never does really any interesting things

reason 3: Jade is the only one with a boyfriend and in alot of shows the main character has a boyfriend

reason 4: Tori is annoying but still a great character no hate

reason 5: Tori kissed jades bf what the hell?!

reason 6: jade can stay in character no matter whats happening like when her hand was burning in "sleepover at sikowitz"

reason 7: she is awesome at Gatti voice

reason 8:she was always the boss like a main character is sposed to be

reason 9: in breakfast brunch she detto vegan insted of virgin which is good stuff

reasong 10:She knows what to get trina "talent"