so...her it goes:P

Actors:
~Ecem
~Sari
~selen
~sara
~rumeysa
~sevde
~sevde
~dursun
~sufian
~firas
~roberto
~alex
~anthony
...
Scene starts off in class,the first giorno at school,everybody looking tired,waiting for they're form teacher to be presented.
(a moment of silence as the door slowly opens...I'll be helping on that one!...and a creepy looking teacher steps inside the class-room)
(ACT 1)
Radu:(low and dark voice) Hello....everybody Im your new teacher as we all~~

Alex: yeah,yeah we know,we know

Radu:(laughs sinisterly)you'd wished te didnt say that.NOW...you've been..."disrespectful" to the teacher,come outside and have a talk with me.
(The class kids whisper to eachother,radu and Alex exit and the kids remain in the classroom whispering quietly so the audience would HEAR what was happening)

Alex:NOooo don't!!! please NOOOOOO(scream)(drops
dead)
Dursun:geez..whats alex doing in there?
Sufian: his just afraid of the redcard...what do te expect from alex?
Dursun(nodds) yeahh thats the alex we all know.
Radu comes back,half of his mouth covered with blood)
Firas: uhh...what's that thing on your mouth?
Radu:ohh well...that is just...lipstick...
ROberto and Firas: lipstick?
Radu: lets just not get into details >:)
Roberto:trust me,I dont want to know...
Radu: good >:)

...
(ACT 2)
(radu sits down while the class is working)
Sara: heyy did anyone notice where alex is?
ecem: Yeah...I didnt see him...
(bell rings and the kids pack they're things)
Sari:(pretends she dropped her libri down) "OOPZ"
rumeysa:oops?
Dursun:(he see's sari's libri on the floor and bends down in the same time to help sari)
(they both have eye contact with eachother)
Dursun: here te go (and smiles :P )
Selen :ohh not again this common-annoying "romantic" scene(rolls eyes)
Sevde: IKR?
(both sari and Dursun stand up walking away in different directions)


(Rumeysa who "acidentally" saw this was now mad at sari because she liked dursun)

(thats the part when Sibel shows up and adds some "smoke effect" onto selen's fury/on the on the other corner sufian is gelous on dursun cause he liked sari)
Sufian: ohh that bastard! he's gonna see!
Dursun:Im gonna see what?(now recitazione "smekereste"
(they prepare to fight but ...ummm sara? stops them)
Sara: guys...quit being such jerks and wake up.
(Dursun and sufian look bad at eachother than they walk away along with everyone)

(ACT 3)
Roberto: (walks in circles like an idiot and spots a finger on the ground)
Roberto: woahh that's so cool!
Roberto(se scarpina cu degetul ala)
OMG...that's afinger!!
(Sufian and sevde come on the stage when they see roberto)
Sufian: roberto what are te holding there?
Roberto:ohh nothing....its just a finger
Sevde: what? (looks at sufian)
Sufian:( banner kid comes in displaying "..." on sufian's head).
(roberto and sufian go to radu holding Alex's finger,as soon as they come successivo to the teacher the campana, bell rings and the kids come in).
Everyone:(just whisper something as te usually do before a lesson).
Ecem:ewww what's that?
Sara:what do te think it is (mai adauga si tu ceva pe acolo)
Selen:(starts "the Qit Qit laugh and can't stop herself)HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SOO FUNNY!!
Sari: Omg...you're recitazione like a blonde...
Selen:...heiii what's that supposed to mean?
Radu:Sari,apologise for your big offensive commento regarding~~
Sufian:exactly sari,how could you? don't te see our teacher is also blonde te offended him!
Radu:Im not blonde...(make an angry face)
Dursun:yeah,yeah whatever te say.
Sevde(gets in the front) so...whats that finger doing in our bakyard?
Radu:...ohh that...so...I bought my cat this super-fluffy-real-looking-finger-toy from the store..it's just meant for....chewing.
Roberto:what the...what's the connection?why would te bring it at school?
Radu:enough,it's not your business.
Roberto:why wouldn't it be,its my school!
Radu:GET OUT! AND COME BACK WITH YOUR MUM!!!
Firas:(whispering to Sara)something's really weird with this teacher...
Sara:yeah...I thought I was the only one who noticed...
Firas:and where's alex? i didn't see him since "Mr.Radu" sent him out...
Radu:shhh everyone quieeeeeeee....t now everyone solve this equation for me...three X minus four over 5 equals x plus four over 3.
(everyone is stuck and has no idea)
firas:(raises hand)
Radu(shocked)..yes te "shall" reply
Firas:...can I go to the toilet?
Radu:you mean te don't know the answer to the question?!
Firas:...what question?
Radu(dissapointed)no te can't go.
Roberto:...(quietly) gras...
Radu:ohh roberto so te came back!
roberto:...mhhmm
Radu:WERE'S YOUR MUM?
Roberto:...it was too far away..she couldn't make it...
(act 4)
(meanwhile)Ecem:can i go to the toilet?
Radu:BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ohh yeah go,take the hall pass
firas:heiii!!!
Radu:...where was I...??? ohh right BUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...you'll pay for it.
(lights go off)
firas:what is happening?
Sevde:the light went off...
Firas:yeahh..I think I can see that
Radu:(looking at robert) I will eat te up
Dursun:umm...no I dont think te can.
Sufian:It would be in the guiness book records...trust me te can't eat him ...ENTIRELY.
Radu:...myeah but anyways BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sari:ohhh Im so afraid
Sufian:don't worry sari,Im here!
Sari:...you realise im still afraid...
Sufian:sari,everythings gonna be ok [vaii maa c romantic ;)]
(the girl dursun will be with)
.........:dursun! see those two? tell me the same thing!
Dursun:whatt??!!
.........:you detto te loved me right? PROVE IT NOW!
dursun:...(sigh) don't worry...he's gonna eat te last...better?
......:partially...
radu:(grabs roberto,roberto screams)
...

(everyone is panicking)
ecem: (opens light) what's wrong with te people?
Firas:ohh nothing..its just mr.radu that wants to eat roberto

ecem:myeahh...nothing new how can he eat roberto?
Firas:thats what i told him...
Sufian:actually ..It was me who told him! te can check the script!
Firas:okeyy okeyy.
Rumeysa:so now what are we going to do?
selen:scream probably...
Sevde:wow selen! for once you're "blondness" is right!
(everyone claps)
Radu: ok guys chill..I think my stomach hurts.
Firas:but te didnt even eat roberto!
(BANNER KID[ME] DISPLAYING:WARNING HEAD-TEACHER)
(The headteacher comes in [anthony])
anthony:(in a low voice) what is happening with all those screams in here?
Radu:(panicks) ohh nothing!.... just...just~~
Sara:he was just trying to eat roberto.
Anthony:holy moly! IS THAT TRUE?
RADU:NO! I would never even think of that!
Sari:heii...where's alex?
Ecem:WHERE'S ALEX?
sari:why did te just repeat what I said?
Ecem:you detto that?
Sari: (sigh).
Firas:heii were's alex?
Sari:(stams foot) whats wrong with te people?!
anthony:so now one of your students has disappeared?...come with me and lets have a talk...
Firas:I think mr.radu ate him...
(head-teacher doesn't understand the accent)
Anthony:what??
Sufian: our teacher ate him...(turns at firas)your welcome!
Anthony:you ate a kid??!!!
Radu:...no OF COURSE NOT HOW CAN SOMEONE EAT A STUDENT??!!!
Anthony:no no no enough with excuses te are going to explain this to the deputy principal.
(anthony and radu walk away radu begging anthony not to take him there...)
ACT 5
dursun congratulates sufian for saving the day)
Dursun:you did well my friend...
Firas;what??? but I told~~
Sara: so now what are we going to do?
Rumeysa:watch them fight,trust me its worth it.
sevde,sari.ecem,selen(nodd)
sevde:heii I hear someone's steps...
Selen:me too... its getting scary
Sufian:sariii Im afraid...
Sari:don't worry,Im here:D
.......:you see that? te see!!!
............:heii were are y~~
(dursun is hiding behind ........ back)
.....:(sigh)
BANNER KID COMES DISPLAYING: "the door opens"
Radu:guess who's here>:)(mouth is full of ketchup,holding something from anthony's costume)
everyone:nott again!!!
Radu:(winks at the public)