1) te KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
2) te get an A on assignment and te announce that your having a live sex celebration in class successivo week.
3) te do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) te know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When te arrive in a place you've been to before and te pause and te proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When te introduce yourself to someone te repeat your last name 10 secondi later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money te yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume te write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
10) When te hear WWF these days, te have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, te yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) te turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) te know that Edge is PG-13.
14) te watch every single movie from WWE films, whether it seems interesting o not.
15) te know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' da Stephanie McMahon.
16) You're preferito quote is: "Are te ready?"
17) te know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When te see a rooster te think of Vince McMahon.
19) te lie, cheat, and steal.
20) te go crazy when your preferito superstar returns after a long absence.
21) te think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) te like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the superiore, in alto of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
23) te refer a can of birra as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) te know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) te sing your preferito superstar's theme song at a live event.
26) When te go to a wedding, te hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) te want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When te hear the song 'Sexyback' te think of Chris Jericho.
29) te either cry o mope when your preferito superstar retires.
30) te try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) te have a calzino named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in Amore with a WWE Superstar.
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, te yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) te count down the months until the new SvR game comes out.
36) te can name più wrestlers then family members.
37) te answer every domanda asked of te with "Cuz Stone Cold detto so"
38) te know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
39) When te were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
40) te get sad when they announce where the successivo Wrestlemania is.
41) te beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
42) te chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event
43) te get depressed when your preferito superstar is injured.
44) te wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
45) te have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
46) te can quote your preferito WWE moment word for word.
47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.
48) te thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.
49) te can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.
50) On a job application, te state your residence as "parts unknown".
51) te do heel turns on your best Friends for no reason.
52) te get fired from work then mostra up the successivo giorno with a mask on.
53) te won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance Musica is playing.
54) te walk in slow-mo when te walk into a room.
55) te know not to get married to a WWE Superstar because te know who's going to interrupt the exchanging of vows.
56) te have always wondered where the Palace of Wisdom is
57) te go up to random people and say "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" and then run off in the opposite direction
58) If you're a guy and te teach your Friends 'grooming tips'
59) If you're a girl and te got in trouble at school for wearing baggy pants and hiking up your laccio, perizoma all the way to your waist
60) te say 'And I Quote' at the beginning of each sentence
61) te hear voices in your head when you're about to go crazy
62) te have made Youtube video ranting about how much te hate a certain WWE Superstar
63) te have your own personal announcer whenever te walk into a room
64) te write 'AWESOME' on your 'Hello, my name is' sticker
65) te and your Friends form a gang and go around saying 'You're either (insert name of gang here), o against us'
66) te mostra up in Personal Defense class wearing nothing but wrestling trunks
67) The doctor told your mom that when te were born, te were swinging around your umbilical cord and dancing like Shane McMahon
68) te look exactly like Angry Miz Girl when a teacher gives te an 'F' on your recente quiz o test
69) te spend hours and hours in your room watching the new DX DVD and burst out laughing and your parents wonder what the hell you're doing in there
70) te have the sudden urge to punt your boss in the head when he tells te off
71) te draw a rooster and write Vince likes and an Arrow pointing to the rooster on your classroom's whiteboard and when the teacher reads it as 'Vince likes chickens', te try not to burst out laughing hysterically
72) te cried when HBK Lost to The Undertaker at WM26 and retired
73) te walk into church and high five people in the pews as te walk down the aisle.
74) Every time te see an Elvis impersonator, te ask for his autograph and get upset when it’s not signed “Honky Tonk Man”
75) te attack your Friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
76) te shake someone’s hand, te pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
77) te walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, te turn to the audience and shout “Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!” and snap into a SlimJim.
78) te won’t come out of your room until your parent’s play your theme on the stereo.
79). Every time te go to church te wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin
80). Every time te leave a room te shout, “AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!”
81). Everytime te score in a game, te start doing crotch chops towards your opponent.
82). Every time a teacher’s pet passes da your desk, te mumble “Lousy Babyface,” and stick your foot out to trip him
83) Every time te walk past someone lying down, te feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.
84). Your teacher gives te detention, te give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
85) te hold regularly scheduled matches with your stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called “In Your Room.”
86) te make a Championship cintura out of cardboard, aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model in front of a mirror wearing it.
87) te are constantly telling your brothers, sisters and/or Friends to eat their vitamins and say their prayers and then they can be like you.
88). As soon as someone shakes your hand, te follow with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.
89) te are always getting in trouble for trying to put a Figure Four Leglock on your little brother and/or sister.
90) te rent a tavolo at the mall for the weekend and hold an autograph session.
91) te took te mothers’ wig mannequin and painted “HELP ME” backwards on its forehead and carry it every place te go.
92) te tell your Friends te are the neighborhood “Icon” and demand their respect. They all get pissed off at te and a feud erupts.
93) te have to pay to fix the superiore, in alto rail te broke off the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your little brother o sister.
94) te refer to your girlfriend as your valet.
95). te spend hours teaching your dog to do a moonsault off the superiore, in alto of his doghouse.
96) Every time your boss tells te not to present the proper corporate image, te call him “The dumbest SOB te have ever met,” and hit him with a Stunner.
97) te won't enter a room until the lights go out and there is a fireworks display.
98) te switch schools swearing that the principal at your old one screwed you.
99) te lay your little brother o sister on the cucina tavolo and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator onto him and put him through the table.
100). te want four weeks worth of video promos of te shown to anyone before te meet them for the first time.
2) te get an A on assignment and te announce that your having a live sex celebration in class successivo week.
3) te do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) te know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When te arrive in a place you've been to before and te pause and te proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When te introduce yourself to someone te repeat your last name 10 secondi later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money te yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume te write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
10) When te hear WWF these days, te have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, te yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) te turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) te know that Edge is PG-13.
14) te watch every single movie from WWE films, whether it seems interesting o not.
15) te know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' da Stephanie McMahon.
16) You're preferito quote is: "Are te ready?"
17) te know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When te see a rooster te think of Vince McMahon.
19) te lie, cheat, and steal.
20) te go crazy when your preferito superstar returns after a long absence.
21) te think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) te like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the superiore, in alto of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
23) te refer a can of birra as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) te know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) te sing your preferito superstar's theme song at a live event.
26) When te go to a wedding, te hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) te want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When te hear the song 'Sexyback' te think of Chris Jericho.
29) te either cry o mope when your preferito superstar retires.
30) te try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) te have a calzino named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in Amore with a WWE Superstar.
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, te yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) te count down the months until the new SvR game comes out.
36) te can name più wrestlers then family members.
37) te answer every domanda asked of te with "Cuz Stone Cold detto so"
38) te know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
39) When te were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
40) te get sad when they announce where the successivo Wrestlemania is.
41) te beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
42) te chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event
43) te get depressed when your preferito superstar is injured.
44) te wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
45) te have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
46) te can quote your preferito WWE moment word for word.
47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.
48) te thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.
49) te can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.
50) On a job application, te state your residence as "parts unknown".
51) te do heel turns on your best Friends for no reason.
52) te get fired from work then mostra up the successivo giorno with a mask on.
53) te won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance Musica is playing.
54) te walk in slow-mo when te walk into a room.
55) te know not to get married to a WWE Superstar because te know who's going to interrupt the exchanging of vows.
56) te have always wondered where the Palace of Wisdom is
57) te go up to random people and say "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" and then run off in the opposite direction
58) If you're a guy and te teach your Friends 'grooming tips'
59) If you're a girl and te got in trouble at school for wearing baggy pants and hiking up your laccio, perizoma all the way to your waist
60) te say 'And I Quote' at the beginning of each sentence
61) te hear voices in your head when you're about to go crazy
62) te have made Youtube video ranting about how much te hate a certain WWE Superstar
63) te have your own personal announcer whenever te walk into a room
64) te write 'AWESOME' on your 'Hello, my name is' sticker
65) te and your Friends form a gang and go around saying 'You're either (insert name of gang here), o against us'
66) te mostra up in Personal Defense class wearing nothing but wrestling trunks
67) The doctor told your mom that when te were born, te were swinging around your umbilical cord and dancing like Shane McMahon
68) te look exactly like Angry Miz Girl when a teacher gives te an 'F' on your recente quiz o test
69) te spend hours and hours in your room watching the new DX DVD and burst out laughing and your parents wonder what the hell you're doing in there
70) te have the sudden urge to punt your boss in the head when he tells te off
71) te draw a rooster and write Vince likes and an Arrow pointing to the rooster on your classroom's whiteboard and when the teacher reads it as 'Vince likes chickens', te try not to burst out laughing hysterically
72) te cried when HBK Lost to The Undertaker at WM26 and retired
73) te walk into church and high five people in the pews as te walk down the aisle.
74) Every time te see an Elvis impersonator, te ask for his autograph and get upset when it’s not signed “Honky Tonk Man”
75) te attack your Friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
76) te shake someone’s hand, te pause, and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
77) te walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, te turn to the audience and shout “Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!” and snap into a SlimJim.
78) te won’t come out of your room until your parent’s play your theme on the stereo.
79). Every time te go to church te wait for the priest to quote something from the Book of Austin
80). Every time te leave a room te shout, “AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!”
81). Everytime te score in a game, te start doing crotch chops towards your opponent.
82). Every time a teacher’s pet passes da your desk, te mumble “Lousy Babyface,” and stick your foot out to trip him
83) Every time te walk past someone lying down, te feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.
84). Your teacher gives te detention, te give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
85) te hold regularly scheduled matches with your stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called “In Your Room.”
86) te make a Championship cintura out of cardboard, aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model in front of a mirror wearing it.
87) te are constantly telling your brothers, sisters and/or Friends to eat their vitamins and say their prayers and then they can be like you.
88). As soon as someone shakes your hand, te follow with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.
89) te are always getting in trouble for trying to put a Figure Four Leglock on your little brother and/or sister.
90) te rent a tavolo at the mall for the weekend and hold an autograph session.
91) te took te mothers’ wig mannequin and painted “HELP ME” backwards on its forehead and carry it every place te go.
92) te tell your Friends te are the neighborhood “Icon” and demand their respect. They all get pissed off at te and a feud erupts.
93) te have to pay to fix the superiore, in alto rail te broke off the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your little brother o sister.
94) te refer to your girlfriend as your valet.
95). te spend hours teaching your dog to do a moonsault off the superiore, in alto of his doghouse.
96) Every time your boss tells te not to present the proper corporate image, te call him “The dumbest SOB te have ever met,” and hit him with a Stunner.
97) te won't enter a room until the lights go out and there is a fireworks display.
98) te switch schools swearing that the principal at your old one screwed you.
99) te lay your little brother o sister on the cucina tavolo and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator onto him and put him through the table.
100). te want four weeks worth of video promos of te shown to anyone before te meet them for the first time.
