1) Cover your stump before te hump
2) Before te attack her, avvolgere your whacker
3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud te spout
5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
6) te can’t go wrong, if te shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If te think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if te avvolgere your peter
10) If te slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won’t get sick if te avvolgere your dick
12) If te go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When te take off her pants...
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