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Baby Sisters

(Part 2)

New York City

April 29, 18:01 EST

Sam quickly shut down the computer and hopped out of his seat. "Artemis! What're te doing here?"

"I thought I'd stop da to visit my big brother." Artemis said. "Why? Is this a bad time or-?"

"No, no!" Sam said. "It's just Holly's sister is in town and I didn't expect te to mostra up now."

"Double sisters, huh?" Artemis asked, walking towards the computer. "Older o younger?"

"Younger!" Sam exclaimed, shutting the computer off before Artemis could open it.

"You could've just detto 'don't touch it'." Artemis said.

Sam raised an eyebrow.

"True, true."

"Holly! Where is my duffel?"

agrifoglio sighed. "I'm never gonna get ready if te keep losing stuff!"

"Sorry! I'll crawl around and find it myself!"

agrifoglio sighed and stood up, still fidgeting with the strap on her dress before walking out into the living room. "Your duffel?" she asked.

"Yeah." Rachel replied, standing up and adjusting her tank-top straps and dusting off her jeans.

agrifoglio walked to the front closet and opened it. The duffel bag was sitting in the closet.

"You are just as much a mental klutz now as te were back then." agrifoglio detto with a grin.

"Yeah, yeah. te weren't so great yourself." Rachel replied, elbowing agrifoglio in the stomach.

"Watch the ribs!" agrifoglio exclaimed before walking back to her bedroom. "Twenty minuti before the opera starts!"

"Uh, I don't think so." Rachel said. agrifoglio walked out of the room and looked at the Televisione Rachel was staring at.

"—the villain Horseman is downtown wielding a new sword that apparently shoots flames at objects. The NYPD have been unable to get close to the villain because of the immense heat, but Chief Draxx assures us help is on the way."

agrifoglio sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Lemme call Sam and tell him to cancel."

"Yes, Holly. What is it?" Sam asked. He paused for a minuto before sighing and giving an affirmative.

"What is it?" Artemis asked.

"Get your tights on, we've got a situation downtown."

"Who is it this time?" Artemis asked, ducking into another room to change.

"For once someone in a costume: Horseman."

"The farmer with a short temper who ridiculed and almost killed those punk kids on his property?"

"That's him." Sam said, pulling off his camicia and pants before sliding the different pieces of his uniform on. After about five minutes, the two were driving out of the base on motorcycles, heading for downtown.

Red Revenge and Artemis screeched to a stop outside of Times Square. Horseman had gotten a suit upgrade. It looked similar to a man wrapped in cords except taller, with no head, and wielding a flaming sword.

"Up and at 'em." Revenge said, tossing Artemis his grappling hook. He disembarked from his motorcycle and walked towards Horseman.

"Revenge!" Draxx yelled. "Bout time someone in a costume showed up!"

"Tell me about it." Revenge muttered, breaking into a run, leaping over the horse-riding figure and planting daggers in the suit. They exploded to no effect.

The headless figure laughed and started towards Revenge.

"Freeze." Revenge said.

Horseman stopped in confusion and Artemis fired an ice arrow. The sword flew out of the villain's hand and froze over. Revenge stepped on it and it split. Horseman merely looked at Revenge for a moment before stepping off his horse and taking off his helmet. "I want a lawyer."

Revenge sighed and disappeared into an alleyway only to come screeching out on his motorbike.

"That was simple." Artemis said, jumping on her bike as well and closing the distance between her and her brother quickly.

"Compared to Trapper and Diabhal—"

"Diabhal?"

"Don't ask."

"Impressive." Rachel said. "That guy was terrified of Red Revenge."

"That's the way most of them are." agrifoglio detto in a satisfied tone.

Rachel continued to stare at the Televisione screen with a hazy look of inspiration on her face.

New York City

April 30, 00:34 EST

"Thanks for the latte." Artemis said, taking a sip of her drink.

"No problem." Sam replied, taking a sede, sedile with his own steaming drink.

"So what's up?" Artemis asked.

"Assassins, Lex Luthor, what else?" Sam asked, taking a sip from his drink. He spit it out, slamming the cup on the table. "Owowowowowow!"

Artemis laughed.

"Itsh not funny. I burned my tomgue."

Artemis laughed again. "Hot Chocowate ith hot." She said, imitating the billionaire.

Sam glared at her for a moment, then started laughing with her.

The two shared a sibling moment for a minute, laughing and joking with each other before slowly getting back to business.

"So what was on that computer te shut down so quickly?" Artemis asked, sipping from her drink again as a amaro wind blew past her.

Sam blew the steam from his drink and slowly took a long drink before replying carefully. "Stuff."

"What kind of stuff?" Artemis asked.

Sam sighed. "If te must know, I think someone close to me is working for the Light."

Artemis set down her cup slowly and looked at Sam, folding her arms on the table. "Who?" she asked. "Not Holly?"

"Not Holly." Sam confirmed. He took a while before continuing. "Her sister though."

Artemis raised an eyebrow.

"Uh, yeah. I didn't know she existed until two days before she arrived. agrifoglio never mentioned her." Sam was silent for a few seconds, thinking. "Come to think of it, agrifoglio never mentioned anything about her family except they were in Germany."

"Holly's German?"

"Nah, she was born in California, moved to Germany when she was 18 months old."

'

"Ah."

Sam was silent for a moment. "I don't know. Can I get your—"

Artemis held up her hands in a gesture that detto 'stop'. "Sam, te know I don't do the hero business. Not anymore."

"I was just asking for your opinion." Sam said.

"Oh." Artemis said, smiling nervously. "I don't know, I've never met the girl."

Sam grinned. "Well I was meaning to ask te out to cena anyway. Come tonight and meet her."

Artemis grinned and took another sip of her latte, nodding. "Usual connection?" she asked.

"Yes," Sam detto regretfully and almost bitterly if Artemis dared. He noticed her glance and sighed. "I just want to introduce te as my sister. All the time. I don't wanna introduce te as someone I work with, o an acquaintance, o someone from college. I want te to be my sister in any and every environment."

Artemis smiled sweetly. "Sam, te know what that would do to your reputation. I want to be your sister in all ways too, but I'm willing to be your college room-mate if it will benefit you."

"I'm not." Sam said, looking away.

"Sam…"

The billionaire sighed. "Fine. But we need to think of a story to where te can be my sister."

"Sam…"

"What?"

"Don't worry about it, I'll be fine."

Sam smiled and the two went back to their brother/sister moment.

Two Days Later…

Red Revenge landed on the roof of the apartment building softly. Moving to a non-invincible suit did provide advantages, like every sposta not being heard across the city.

He looked out at the warehouse where the last murder had taken place. If he hadn't personally checked on Reaper this morning, he could have sworn it was the cloaked villain.

"Revenge to Emerald, another Luthor Corp employee dead. Having any luck with the search?"

"I'm not, but Rose is working on it."

"When did she get there?"

"Two minuti after te left. Hold on,"

Sam waited as the two females talked on the other end of the line. Had he not noticed a bright red and yellow blur at the last second, he would've missed the departure of the assassin.

"Target spotted, moving."

"Revenge! Wait!"

The Black Hero ignored the two female's warnings and launched himself (with the assistance of booster jets) across the strada, via to the roof of the building he had been watching.

"Draxx, these coordinates." Revenge said, placing a disc on the roof before leaping into the alleyway behind the building. He heard some soft grunts as he walked stealthily down the alleyway. He turned around a cassonetto, dumpster to see a girl in a tank-top, still wearing her assassin pants, and her mask on the ground. Most importantly, she had red hair.

"Freeze!" Revenge yelled, reaching for his utility belt, but the female had kicked him in the face da then and was gone.

"Damn it!" Revenge exclaimed. "Emerald, what's the status of the investigation?"

"Suddenly, as soon as te called, all the documents were erased." agrifoglio said.

"Where's Rachel?"

"She's downtown, getting some clothes o something." agrifoglio said. "Why?"

"Find her! Now!"

"That's okay, I've got to give her her borsa back anyway."

Revenge growled and walked away, not noticing the mask on the ground. Police cars screeched up and Draxx jumped out of the car.

"Assassin struck again." Revenge said, walking up to the police chief as troopers rushed into the building.

"And te still can't pinpoint who o where she is? o even a pattern?"

"No," Revenge replied bitterly. "But te have my word, Captain. I'm working as hard as I can."

"Good." Draxx said. He turned around and picked up his gum from the sede, sedile of his car. When he turned back around, Revenge was gone.

"Now I know how Commissioner Gordon feels." Draxx said.

New York City

May 3, 22:09 EST

"Are we in position, Draxx?" Revenge whispered.

"Yes. All positions secure."

"Excellent."

"Are te sure Grant won't mind us doing this?" Draxx asked. "I mean this is his company."

"What Grant doesn't know, won't hurt him."

"That's usually not true."

Red Revenge laughed.

It took almost two hours for the assassin to appear. She slipped stealthily among the shadows.

"Target spotted." Revenge said, picking up his gun and aiming it squarely at the feminine figure.

"On your signal." Draxx radioed over.

Revenge aimed the sights, lined up the crosshairs, and pulled the trigger. The assassin began to scale the building.

"Now." Revenge said, leaping from the roof of his company at the same minute.

Police aimed at the glowing figure on their electronic sights and fired. The assassin, totally unprepared for the assault, dropped a story onto her back and rolled away into the shadows. Police continued to fuoco as Revenge dropped straight down on superiore, in alto of her.

The assassin was taken completely da surprise. She collapsed on the ground with Revenge right on superiore, in alto of her. She yelled in pain and grabbed her shoulder. It occurred to Revenge now that the force of him falling that far and landing on her could've broken her shoulders.

"Stay down and let me look at the shoulder." Revenge said. He moved one foot off of her stomach and reached for her hurt shoulder. The assassin fired a shot into the Black Hero's stomach at point-blank range and he flew off of her with an "oof!".

Durea stood up wearily and ran inside the doors of Grant Industries.

"Draxx! Stand down!"

The bullets stopped and Revenge ran inside.

"Paramedics and some back up." Revenge ordered.

"For you?" Draxx asked in a sarcastic tone.

"For the assassin!" Revenge yelled, flying up the stairs to the superiore, in alto level of the building. He opened a door softly to the abandoned and dark desks of the workers. He heard a very soft, almost undetectable whimpering from under one of the desks. He cautiously approached, hand on a tazer now. He leaned under one of the desks and got a punch, punzone in the nose.

"Ow!" he yelled, stumbling backwards. Durea tried to run, but Revenge caught her camicia sleeve and slammed her on the ground.

"Enough!" he yelled, jabbing the tazer into her. Her body shook and she grunted in pain, fighting less than before.

"Don't make me do this again." Revenge said.

"Try it, Grant." The assassin wheezed out.

Revenge's eyes widened and Durea grinned weakly as if she could sense it.

"That's right rich-boy. I know who te are."

Revenge frowned. "I know who te are too, Rachel."

The red-head frowned and slowly took her mask off.

"How did te know?" Revenge asked, hauling her to her feet and handcuffing her.

"Make-up, lipstick, my purse. I all left it around in awkward places te and agrifoglio could discuss in private what te didn't want me to know."

Revenge nodded. "Very professional." He remarked.

"I knew my sister was hiding something. After all, she worked for the Shadows as well."

"I know that. We met with her gun to my chest."

"Romantic."

"Anything else te wanna spill?"

"Where's the archer? Not going to bring her along?"

"I know she's my sister."

"No, she's not. We implanted Sportsmaster's DNA into the vial Dinah poisoned te with. te would think te were Artemis's brother.

"And what was the Light's purpose for that?" Revenge asked.

"To mess with your head." Rachel detto with a wicked grin.

Revenge was silent for a second. "Captain, cleanup on Floor 77, cleanup on Floor 77. Thank you."

Revenge walked into the base, dropping Rachel on the couch. agrifoglio turned around and rushed to her sister's side. "Rachel!"

"Traitor!" Rachel spat, trying to push agrifoglio away. "Sie Verratan Das Liecht!"

agrifoglio stumbled back in surprise.

Rachel was still wheezing and weak. She pulled out a bottle from her boot shakily and opened it.

"No!" Revenge yelled, springing towards her.

But the pill was in her mouth. In a moment the read-head was dead, her eyes rolled back in her head.

agrifoglio was stunned for a secondo before completely breaking down. Sam grabbed her and held her tightly as the body of the assassin slowly slid off of the divano and face-down onto the floor.

New York City,

May 7, 18:09 EST

Sam looked at the vial in his hand. He carefully screwed the needle into it. Was this what he really wanted though? Did he really need this? One injection and it was over. Such a simple movement really.

Sam pressed down on the needle and the fluid rushed into his system. Sam sighed relief.

agrifoglio stood on the roof. Warm weather was finally moving in. This had been the coldest winter she had ever seen and agrifoglio knew it was foretelling something to come. As much as she wished it was her sister, she knew that Rachel had merely been a distraction to what was really coming, what was really just over the horizon.

She hadn't been able to do hero work since the death. At least, that's what she was calling it. She couldn't bring herself to admit her sister was so loyal to a cause that she had taken her own life for it, and agrifoglio had bailed at the first chance she got.

Sam, bless his heart, was trying to make her feel better, but he really couldn't help. After a decade, she had seen her sister for a week before discovering she was an assassin and watching her take her own life.

Sam had voiced his wonder over how Rachel knew what he was going to do at each moment. agrifoglio had replied Rachel could see right through his mask, just like agrifoglio herself had always been able to do.

The sun was setting on New York, and agrifoglio knew, deep in her gut, the bright arancia, arancio ball of fuoco was setting on più than just the city.
Hauntings part VI- All Nightmares End
"Daddy!" the girl screamed. She ran toward the house, her vision blurred da tears.
"Ary, stop," her brother yelled after her. He reached her just as as the inferno exploded outward, throwing them back into the grass.
The fuoco raged on. It engulfed the whole house, encasing the roof, the windows, her room in angry flames. The sound of breaking glass joined the chorus of splintering timber as a window exploding outward. A scream amplified over the chaos.
"Mommy! Daddy!" the girl screamed again. She rose from the grass, but a hand grasped her wrist before she...
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posted by BloodyMascara_
 Lyla (Aftermath)
Lyla (Aftermath)
Lyla.

Height: 6'7

Weight: 95 pounds

Eyes: Red.

Hair: Black

Weapons: Pistol, hidden dagger.

History: Raised da the joker and abonded da
parents. Joker taught her evil, but she realized it was wrong and refused to continue. She still keeps close with him and visits him in jail. She joined the team and loved it. She had a demon haunting her and everyone got fed up. She walked away from it all before it went any futher. She has taken the path of evil. Her hair turned black and her eyes are permenently red from the hate she feels.

Powers: Teleportation, Flight(Wings), levetation, transformaition(Humans and animals.)

Skills: Good with guns.

Civies: Black turtleneck and jeans.

'Stume: Black turtleneck dress and collana with keys symbolising being the keeper of hell.
 Civies
Civies
 'Stume
'Stume
posted by SilverWings13
 Maddex Howard (civvies)
Maddex Howard (civvies)
Hauntings part V-Allies

"So you're saying Gordon Tin was dead when te got to his apartment?"
"Actually, he was alive. They were talking when I came in."
"They were talking?"
"It sounded più like arguing. Gordon was yelling when the assassin shot him."
"How did te get in the apartment? Did te have a key? Pick the lock?"
Batgirl stepped in successivo to Robin. "What were they arguing about? Did te hear anything about the Key? The Weapon? Was there any mention of-"
Nightwing cleared his throat. "Why don't we give Mr. Howard a little break. Let him rest."
"Nightwing," Robin contradicted, "he's a witness...
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posted by Robin_Love
 Secret-Day time
Secret-Day time
Name: Trevor Wright
Alias: Secret
Occupation: Hero
Powers: Trevor posses different powers at different times of day. Day-strength, light, fire, wind. Night-speed, shadows, darkness, water. Trevor is also a master spy and trained extensively in combat. He has never been detected and has endurance that lasts twenty-four hours. Trevor loves to use a gun in the giorno and a sword at night.
History: Trevor was raised on the streets of London, England. He is, as far as he knows, an orphan. His powers manifest from his X-gene. He was taken in da a sly shape-shifter, who intended to sell Trevor to the highest...
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Mount Justice 6:00pm
Kaldur, Robin and KidFlash were at KidFlash's room. They were finding something 'formal' for Kaldur to wear and since KidFlash was the only one out if the three of them to be around the same height as Kaldur they were going to hunt down there.
"Uh, could te for once clean your room? It reeks plus its so messy!" Robin exclaimed, picking up one of KidFlash's dirty clothes with a pair of cucina thongs-he did not DARE touch it with his own hands.
"Well, dude, quit with the chatter and lets start searching." KidFlash said, tossing a already used camicia at Robin's head.
Robin glared...
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Ravage Part III 5


Chapter Twenty:



Artemis grabbed another guy and slung him to the ground, but didn't kill him o wound him badly. That was her motto. Few followed it. Even few escaped her.

Artemis was weary from battle. It was all she had been doing for the past two days; too afraid to sleep, too afraid someone would murder her and she would never see Wally again. 

Or Sam. o M'gann. o any of her friends. Everytime she thought of them, she wanted to cry. But to cry in this arena would be to mostra weakness. And she wasn't going to let that happen. 

She had gathered three people she trusted with...
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posted by Robin_Love
 Loki uniform
Loki uniform
Decided to post info for this team too! :D


Name: Zeth Parker
Hero Name: Loki
Occupation: Minor, sorcerer, vigilante
Base: other dimension; currently Earth
Powers: Magic, elements, hand-to-hand combat, staff
History: Zeth was raised in the streets as an orphan. He was taken in da a kindly gentleman. Zeth soon discovered that his new guardian was a warlock. Zeth had potential in the magic arts and was trained to control his ability. When he turned six, Zeth was a talented warlock and was able to control the elements. It was then that his guardian came to the conclusion that Zeth was a demigod and the...
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posted by InfinityYJ
Despite the lies that you’re making
Your Amore is mine for the taking
My Amore is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses...

A grim smile broke out on her face as she whispered the crude lyrics harshly, her throat dry from lack of water and too much inhaled rubble. Barefoot and barely alive, she stood from her crouching position and began to run on the rooftops, her hair practically taking a mind of it’s own as it flew out behind her in wild patterns. She wiped her nose with the back of her hand, coming back with a streak of blood, but she paid no attention as she leapt across the gap between...
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There is a three anno time jump between Season 2 and the Arrowette Series. A few things have happened...

Darkseid invaded Earth and was repelled, but Batman, Aquaman, Hal Jordan, and Flash were killed (Batman unbeknownst to the public) during the invasion forcing Wally and Dick to fill the respected roles of their mentors. One anno later, Barbara Gordon was paralyzed and forced to leave the cappuccio of Batgirl behind and become Oracle. Stephanie Brown took her place.

Red Robin, leader of the Teen Titans (That's right, I changed their names) is still Tim drake (There will be NO Damian Wayne). Aqualad...
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posted by Obscurity98
Roy's arms crushed her body as he hugged her, he begged her not to leave. Harley only pushed him away, and backed up. Roy gave her an odd look, and pulled her closer. Harley pushed away again. Kaldur stepped closer, "Harley please, te have to come."
Harley looked around, the sorrow in her eyes. She had to find a way to communicate. She ran over to Megan and pulled their heads together, Megan was startled, "what? What are te doing?"
Harley motioned from her head to Megan's. Finally Megan got the picture and tried to communicate telepathically. But just as they did, something blocked them. Megan...
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posted by AchillesYJ
Name: Achilles
Secret ID: Adrian Martin
Age: 14
Appearance: about 5’8”, muscular but not super ripped, dirty blonde hair with a blue streak, one blue eye and one brown eye
Civvies: jeans, teeshirt, blue jean jacket, squalo tooth necklace
Costume: civvies with sunglasses and wildly styled hair.
Personality: quiet, keeps to himself, a teeny bit egotistical when he talks, doesn’t like to talk to many girls, but does have a soft spot for some who seem down-to-earth
Powers: limited invulnerability, uses knives and blades, poison and explosives expert
Bio/History: He refuses to disclose this.

So.. yeah. That's me.
Mount Justice 5:48 pm.
"Uh, Kaldur? What is with the poop smell?" KidFlash stated, mockingly closing his nose with his fingers in a non-impressed way.
Robin was oblivious to that-he was instead very attraversare, croce and VERY mad at Kaldur.
"YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISCONNECTED THE CABLE? te WERE THE ONE THAT SHUT-DOWN OUR GAME? WHY te STUPID FISH..."
Robin tried to grab Kaldur but KidFlash grabbed hold of him da his collar.
"Dude-take it easy"
"How can I take it EASY? He INTERRUPTED OUR GAME!!!! I WAS GOING TO WIN AND HE TOOK AWAY MY OPPORTUNITY!!!!!"
Robin was so mad but he couldn't get out of KidFlash's grasp-all...
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Harley and Kaldur's data Part 2

Atlantis 5:27pm.
Kaldur, STILL in his dreamy mood. Still dreaming. If there was a way to knock that bozo out, The YJ team would have done it ages ago-but apparently he had a head of a tortoises shell, it was too hard!
Kaldur swam but accidentally swam into the last person he was expecting TULA!
Tula-also known has Aquagirl. The girl of his dreams, the emotion, the feeling of affection, the hope, all came rushing back when he met her.
But then he stopped. No. That was a long time ago. She has moved on. She will never see me like that no matter how much I wish it to...
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posted by ArtemisYJ
After my recente articolo a lot of people think we should reset the OC spot. Do whatever te want. But as for me I'm making a Role Play that will be in a controlled enviorment. Meaning the following:
~It will be Invasion (season two) ONLY (and what happens in the show, happens to our group. 
~You must apply and get accepted to get in 
~We must have a complete o near complete cannone team before OCs applicants will be accepted
~All of the rules I postato in my precedente articolo will be heavily enforced to promote a good RP place (not to be a dictator but to make sure its easier for everyone)
~If you...
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posted by Obscurity98
Harley flew away from the Mountain crying she knew they could have helped her, but she didn't want to take chances. What if one giorno she really did hurt some one.
Harley let t=her mind wander thinking back to the words Kaldur said. How he pleaded with her on not leaving. Then it dawned on her, what would happen when they told Roy?
He'd have a fit! and then try to find her. She knew it.

She walked now down the streets of Metropolis. she flew over to Clark's apartment he shared with Lois Lane.She didn't want to bother them, so she just sat there, on the window sill not making a noise. After a time,...
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Okay, I'm having one of those moments again. The kind where I get all depressed about Mercy becoming evil (because I really didn't want her to!) and about how there are WAY to many OC's! Not pointing fingers at anyone, because I'm doing it too, but seriously! If te want to make an OC, could te PLEASE just write an articolo about them first? We need some idea about them first!
That's why I won't be RP-ing at all until I can actually WRITE a story for Casey! I suggest a lot of te guys do that, saying that some people don't even put up a bio for their character!
One più point, PLEASE refrain...
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posted by Red_HoodYJ
A/N If te don't like nasty-ish things and blood and stuff like that, skip from the "(Warning Thing!)" to the last authors note.

She burst from the tunnel she was in and out into the open. As she was riding, she pulled out a long piece of tape, some wires and two disconnected bombs. Red wired them together, then drove off the road. She jumped off of the motorcycle and taped the bomb to the motorcycle. She heard the roar of an engine and sprinted away. The Bat-Clan entered the clearing in the Bat-mobile as Red cappuccio sprinted away. She pressed a trigger and the bomb started its countdown. When...
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OOC: This is a one-shot that me and robinluv14 wrote together. We were really bored so this is kind of insane. Like really insane. It’s really random, and not on the timeline of our other stories o the rest of the wall. Which is why Fin is alive and Delta isn’t a traitor and all that. Well we wrote most of this before the Delta thing. We were just too lazy to finish it and post it.....Well I’m rambling, as usual, so here. Read. If te dare.

The sun had set, and gray dusk had overtaken Happy Harbor. Most of the team was piled in the cave, in the lounge, the kitchen, o in their respective...
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OOC: Okay let me explain and apologize. This is going to be dark, extremely dark, and probably pretty twisted too. If te don’t like that type of thing, don’t read this. I don’t usually write this type of stuff, but I can explain...maybe. See, lately I’ve been Leggere some pretty dark, often graphic, Slade/Robin Slash on fanfiction.net. If you’ve ever read any of that, you’ll understand. I’m pretty sure it messed with my mind, because the other day, I had a very...vivid.. dream about it. So of course, me being the lunatic that I am, I had to write it down. This is the slightly...
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How to end up running for your life from a pissed girl wearing a red casco with two pistole pointed at you. AKA, how to piss me off.

1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.

2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.

3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.

4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.

5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.

6) If I decide to be nice and let te ride on my motorcycle, try and make a sposta on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me da your ear)

7) Say YOLO for everything.

8) Tell me I...
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