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“Okay let me see. This isn't right...why do I even bother with this?”
The bluenette leaned up against the counter, a clipboard in hand and Leggere glasses on. He made a few grunting noises of disapproval, the pencil twirling between his teeth. His eyes scanned over the charts and half-assed explenations written down before he set it aside.
“Well that was a waste of time.”
He pulled off the glasses and rubbed his eyes tiredly. He heard a small noise and walked out of the room, down the hall, and into a different room. He walked to the culla, presepe and looked inside. The small blue haired kitten was asleep. He smiled and walked back out of the room. It was one of his few days off so he had insisted on his wife taking a rest from being in the house for the day. She would be gone till past midnight, he knew that. But he didn't care; it just meant a better surprise for when she woke him up later. A small vibration in his pocket brought his mind back to earth.
“Spade here.”
“I Amore te Spade~,” was the reply.
“Suck on it Jackson!”
He heard a laugh from the other side, a grudging smile gracing his lips.
“I heard te got the giorno off, sly dog.”
“Don't insult me.”
“Uh cat. Sorry. So what are te up to?”
“Went over the reports te sent. te couldn't come up with anything better?”
“It's so hard working without you, Spadey~.”
“True but I needed this break.”
“You could have asked me to unisciti you.”
“You're who I need a break from!!”
He heard a dramatic gasp and then sputtering before a thump sounded. He waited a minuto before giving a reply.
“Hey, te still dead?”
“....maybe.”
“Oh well then I'll need a new partner.”
There was a loud scramble and the sound of someone running into too many things.
“It's a miracle! I'm alive!!!”
He laughed despite himself.
“Good. Now how about coming for dinner? I don't want to eat alone.”
“My good sir I shall arrive after the sun sets in the distant horizon!”
“...okay. Bring dessert so I don't have to make it.”
“Aye aye, sir!”
“Okay. Later babe,” Dylan teased.
“See ya soon, cutie.”
“Okay let me see. This isn't right...why do I even bother with this?”
The bluenette leaned up against the counter, a clipboard in hand and Leggere glasses on. He made a few grunting noises of disapproval, the pencil twirling between his teeth. His eyes scanned over the charts and half-assed explenations written down before he set it aside.
“Well that was a waste of time.”
He pulled off the glasses and rubbed his eyes tiredly. He heard a small noise and walked out of the room, down the hall, and into a different room. He walked to the culla, presepe and looked inside. The small blue haired kitten was asleep. He smiled and walked back out of the room. It was one of his few days off so he had insisted on his wife taking a rest from being in the house for the day. She would be gone till past midnight, he knew that. But he didn't care; it just meant a better surprise for when she woke him up later. A small vibration in his pocket brought his mind back to earth.
“Spade here.”
“I Amore te Spade~,” was the reply.
“Suck on it Jackson!”
He heard a laugh from the other side, a grudging smile gracing his lips.
“I heard te got the giorno off, sly dog.”
“Don't insult me.”
“Uh cat. Sorry. So what are te up to?”
“Went over the reports te sent. te couldn't come up with anything better?”
“It's so hard working without you, Spadey~.”
“True but I needed this break.”
“You could have asked me to unisciti you.”
“You're who I need a break from!!”
He heard a dramatic gasp and then sputtering before a thump sounded. He waited a minuto before giving a reply.
“Hey, te still dead?”
“....maybe.”
“Oh well then I'll need a new partner.”
There was a loud scramble and the sound of someone running into too many things.
“It's a miracle! I'm alive!!!”
He laughed despite himself.
“Good. Now how about coming for dinner? I don't want to eat alone.”
“My good sir I shall arrive after the sun sets in the distant horizon!”
“...okay. Bring dessert so I don't have to make it.”
“Aye aye, sir!”
“Okay. Later babe,” Dylan teased.
“See ya soon, cutie.”
1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 anno old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start recitazione like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the tavolo with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz bambole (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when te poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asparago, asparagi
23. Asking for frutta punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start recitazione like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the tavolo with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz bambole (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when te poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asparago, asparagi
23. Asking for frutta punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt