(Akiza is the final mese of her pregnancy; At the basement)
Crow: Hey, guys, te gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
TV Announcer: The giorno you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. guanto World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it)
TV Announcer: It's fast... (Nancy and Harold are riding a roller coaster so fast, Harold flies off of it)
Nancy: Harold, no!
TV Announcer: It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion)
TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening today.
Crow: te ready to ride the Fist O' Pain?
Yusei: No! Well, yeah. It's just that Akiza had a bad dream last night.
Jack: What was her dream about?
Crow: Oh, look, the bus is here! (the boys get on the bus) Whoo! Fiery Fist O' Pain, here we come.
Leo: Yeah, we're all riding the Fist O' Pain.
Dexter: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out.
Leo: (laughing) I hope my spine falls out.
Dexter: (laughing) Yeah, me too.
Jack: Boy, the Fist O' Pain sounds...
Crow: Really, really scary. I mean fun-ifying. I mean horror-tastic. I mean fun-ible! Fun, really, really fun.
Yusei: Yeah, really fun. (bus stops at guanto World and Yusei, Jack and corvo get off)
Yusei: That sure looks like fun.
Jack: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. (all the passengers on the bus run out and grab the boys while cheering)
All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! (the boys are carries into a brick wall)
Employee: Tickets, please. (Yusei looks in his pockets but no ticket)
Yusei: No ticket. I must have left it at home.
Crow: I swallowed my ticket.
Jack: I guess we're not gonna be riding the Fist O' Pain today.
Employee: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. (grabs them all)
Jack: Aww. (cut to later when the boys are walking around the amusement park) It sure was lucky we found our tickets.
Crow: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck.
Yusei: There it is. The line looks awfully long.
Jack: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first.
Yusei: Yeah, and then the Fist O' Pain will seem even cooler. (all run off)
Crow: Phew.
(At Akiza's house)
Luna: What are te going to name your baby?
Akiza: Maybe Aurora.
Luna: Oh, that's a pretty name, Akiza.
Akiza: Thank you. I'm 38 weeks along and I'm having a baby soon.
(At guanto World, a little kid is laughing on one of the kiddie rides)
Jack: The Mitten!
Yusei: (clears throat) I mean, The Mitten.
Jack: That ride's for babies.
Yusei: Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is. (They walk over and get into the ride, with the little kid. When they go over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and Yusei& Jack are shivering)
Jack: I guess that ride was too much for the little guy. (cut to the boys standing in line da the Fiery Fist O' Pain)
Yusei: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can te believe that some people are scared of this ride? (chuckle nervously)
Crow: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. (an old man is wheel chaired out of guanto World)
Old Man Jenkins: Oh why, why, why? (Yusei and corvo run off) Why won't te let me on the ride?
Harold: Sir, te have a serious medical condition.
Old Man Jenkins: But it's my birthday! (cut to the boys running through a line, cheering)
Yusei, Jack & Crow: One più time!
Tom: te know, this is the line for the bathroom.
Yusei: (laughs) We've gone eight times.
Jack: And I went three times all da myself.
Tom: I'm going to walk away now. (does so)
(Officer Trudge walks up)
Trudge: Yusei! Jack! Crow! I just got off the Fist O' Pain. Man, what a rush. (sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm) te smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. (Yusei, Jack & Crow's eyebrows disintegrate)
Yusei: Oh, it's, uh... (holding breath) very manly.
Trudge: (picks up Yusei and smells him) Yusei, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. te haven't gone on the ride?
Yusei: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because corvo and I... hungry.
Crow: I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! (runs off with Yusei)
Trudge: Come on, Jack. te and me, pal?
Jack: I'm hungry, too. (runs off)
Trudge: Maybe I should stop making people smell me. (cut to Yusei, Jack and corvo sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and looking at the explosions on the Fist O' Pain)
Crow: Want some, man?
Yusei: No thanks. Um, te got ice cream in your eyebrows.
Jack: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand. We'll be right back. (walks off with Crow)
Yusei: Hurry back so we can go on the ride. (sees the roller coaster drop and plants his face in the table)
Ice Cream: (Yusei talks to himself, Yusei voices the ice cream) What's the matter, Yusei?
Yusei: Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do.
Ice Cream: Jack and Crow's your best friend. te can't let them down.
Yusei: Yeah, I know, but the ride is really scary.
Ice Cream: te wanna see scary? I'll mostra te scary! (hits himself in the head with the ice cream)
Yusei: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ice Cream: te like that? te like that? Huh, te like that? (cut to the bathroom where Jack is talking to himself in the mirror)
Jack: It's just a ride. What are te so scared about? te can do it.
Reflection: No te can't. You're a big crybaby.
Jack: Oh, yeah? (punches his reflection, without breaking the glass) I thought we'd settled this the last time! (cut to Yusei still hitting himself in the head with the ice cream)
Yusei: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it!
Jack: (runs back with Crow) Yusei, I have to tell te something.
Henry: (over speaker) Attention. guanto World will be closing in five minutes.
Yusei, Jack & Crow: Five minutes?! (both run over to the ride. An employee comes over and cleans up the ice cream)
Ice Cream: What are te looking at? (cut to the ride)
Yusei: (reads the sign) Warning! This ride may cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas...
Yusei, Jack & Crow: ...and explosive diarrhea.
Crow: Is that all?
Henry: (over speaker) Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
Yusei: Well, this is it, guys.
Crow: Yep.
Jack: Uh-huh.
Yusei: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
Jack: After you. (all sit down in the ride)
Crow: We made it.
Yusei: Yeah.
Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. (buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them up) There.
Employee #4: Now if te could just sign this release, involving guanto World in case of accidental spine loss... (Yusei signs his name) Well, nice knowing you.
Employee #3: Ready in ten...
Crow: This is it!
Employee #3: Nine, eight...
Yusei: We made it!
Employee #3: Seven, six...
Crow: We're not scaredy cats.
Employee #3: Five, four...
Jack: We're not crybabies.
Employee #3: Three, two...
Yusei, Jack & Crow: We're men!
Employee #3: One... (when he presses the 'GO' button, but the roller coaster breaks down)
Henry: (over speaker) Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe successivo time.
Crow: Jack, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride. I didn't know how to tell te because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
Jack: I didn't want te to be disappointed in me.
Yusei: But now we don't have to face it. The ride is broken.
Jack & Crow: Yeah! (employee comes back)
Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine.
Yusei: What?!
Employee #3: Have fun.(presses the 'GO' button again. Yusei, Jack & corvo take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off)
Crow: I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them!(when they get to the top, it stops for a moment)
Yusei: Jack, Crow?
Jack & Crow: What?
Yusei: Tell Akiza that I Amore her so much. (Coaster starts again, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, Yusei, Jack & Crow's skeleton's fly through the air while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their skeleton's fly into them as they go up, out of the water, but when they sit up, they have the other one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion. When the ride is over, they are holding each other, breathing)
Employee #5: (over speaker) Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And STOP BREATHING!
Employee #3: It's over. te can get out now.
Yusei, Jack & Crow: We did it! (both get out and run around in circles)
Jack: We conquered it!
Crow: We survived the Fist o' Pain!
Employee #3: Hey, hold it right there! te forgot these.
Crow: My spines! (grab his spine) Yeah! (when he grab his, he start to wiggle he bodies and then bend them backwards. He, Yusei & Jack laugh)
(Then, the cellphone rings from Jack)
Jack: (answers it) Hello?
Akiza: Jack?
Jack: Akiza, why te calling?
Akiza: I need to speak with Yusei.
Jack: (hands his cellphone to Yusei) It's for you.
Yusei: (noticed that Akiza's breathing on the speaker) Akiza, are te okay?
Akiza: No! I'm in labor!
Yusei: (faints)
Akiza: Yusei! Yusei!
Jack: Two problems at the same time!
Crow: te mean "three".
To be continued........
Crow: Hey, guys, te gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
TV Announcer: The giorno you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. guanto World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it)
TV Announcer: It's fast... (Nancy and Harold are riding a roller coaster so fast, Harold flies off of it)
Nancy: Harold, no!
TV Announcer: It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion)
TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening today.
Crow: te ready to ride the Fist O' Pain?
Yusei: No! Well, yeah. It's just that Akiza had a bad dream last night.
Jack: What was her dream about?
Crow: Oh, look, the bus is here! (the boys get on the bus) Whoo! Fiery Fist O' Pain, here we come.
Leo: Yeah, we're all riding the Fist O' Pain.
Dexter: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out.
Leo: (laughing) I hope my spine falls out.
Dexter: (laughing) Yeah, me too.
Jack: Boy, the Fist O' Pain sounds...
Crow: Really, really scary. I mean fun-ifying. I mean horror-tastic. I mean fun-ible! Fun, really, really fun.
Yusei: Yeah, really fun. (bus stops at guanto World and Yusei, Jack and corvo get off)
Yusei: That sure looks like fun.
Jack: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. (all the passengers on the bus run out and grab the boys while cheering)
All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! (the boys are carries into a brick wall)
Employee: Tickets, please. (Yusei looks in his pockets but no ticket)
Yusei: No ticket. I must have left it at home.
Crow: I swallowed my ticket.
Jack: I guess we're not gonna be riding the Fist O' Pain today.
Employee: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. (grabs them all)
Jack: Aww. (cut to later when the boys are walking around the amusement park) It sure was lucky we found our tickets.
Crow: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck.
Yusei: There it is. The line looks awfully long.
Jack: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first.
Yusei: Yeah, and then the Fist O' Pain will seem even cooler. (all run off)
Crow: Phew.
(At Akiza's house)
Luna: What are te going to name your baby?
Akiza: Maybe Aurora.
Luna: Oh, that's a pretty name, Akiza.
Akiza: Thank you. I'm 38 weeks along and I'm having a baby soon.
(At guanto World, a little kid is laughing on one of the kiddie rides)
Jack: The Mitten!
Yusei: (clears throat) I mean, The Mitten.
Jack: That ride's for babies.
Yusei: Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is. (They walk over and get into the ride, with the little kid. When they go over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and Yusei& Jack are shivering)
Jack: I guess that ride was too much for the little guy. (cut to the boys standing in line da the Fiery Fist O' Pain)
Yusei: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can te believe that some people are scared of this ride? (chuckle nervously)
Crow: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. (an old man is wheel chaired out of guanto World)
Old Man Jenkins: Oh why, why, why? (Yusei and corvo run off) Why won't te let me on the ride?
Harold: Sir, te have a serious medical condition.
Old Man Jenkins: But it's my birthday! (cut to the boys running through a line, cheering)
Yusei, Jack & Crow: One più time!
Tom: te know, this is the line for the bathroom.
Yusei: (laughs) We've gone eight times.
Jack: And I went three times all da myself.
Tom: I'm going to walk away now. (does so)
(Officer Trudge walks up)
Trudge: Yusei! Jack! Crow! I just got off the Fist O' Pain. Man, what a rush. (sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm) te smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. (Yusei, Jack & Crow's eyebrows disintegrate)
Yusei: Oh, it's, uh... (holding breath) very manly.
Trudge: (picks up Yusei and smells him) Yusei, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. te haven't gone on the ride?
Yusei: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because corvo and I... hungry.
Crow: I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! (runs off with Yusei)
Trudge: Come on, Jack. te and me, pal?
Jack: I'm hungry, too. (runs off)
Trudge: Maybe I should stop making people smell me. (cut to Yusei, Jack and corvo sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and looking at the explosions on the Fist O' Pain)
Crow: Want some, man?
Yusei: No thanks. Um, te got ice cream in your eyebrows.
Jack: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand. We'll be right back. (walks off with Crow)
Yusei: Hurry back so we can go on the ride. (sees the roller coaster drop and plants his face in the table)
Ice Cream: (Yusei talks to himself, Yusei voices the ice cream) What's the matter, Yusei?
Yusei: Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do.
Ice Cream: Jack and Crow's your best friend. te can't let them down.
Yusei: Yeah, I know, but the ride is really scary.
Ice Cream: te wanna see scary? I'll mostra te scary! (hits himself in the head with the ice cream)
Yusei: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ice Cream: te like that? te like that? Huh, te like that? (cut to the bathroom where Jack is talking to himself in the mirror)
Jack: It's just a ride. What are te so scared about? te can do it.
Reflection: No te can't. You're a big crybaby.
Jack: Oh, yeah? (punches his reflection, without breaking the glass) I thought we'd settled this the last time! (cut to Yusei still hitting himself in the head with the ice cream)
Yusei: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it!
Jack: (runs back with Crow) Yusei, I have to tell te something.
Henry: (over speaker) Attention. guanto World will be closing in five minutes.
Yusei, Jack & Crow: Five minutes?! (both run over to the ride. An employee comes over and cleans up the ice cream)
Ice Cream: What are te looking at? (cut to the ride)
Yusei: (reads the sign) Warning! This ride may cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas...
Yusei, Jack & Crow: ...and explosive diarrhea.
Crow: Is that all?
Henry: (over speaker) Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
Yusei: Well, this is it, guys.
Crow: Yep.
Jack: Uh-huh.
Yusei: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
Jack: After you. (all sit down in the ride)
Crow: We made it.
Yusei: Yeah.
Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. (buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them up) There.
Employee #4: Now if te could just sign this release, involving guanto World in case of accidental spine loss... (Yusei signs his name) Well, nice knowing you.
Employee #3: Ready in ten...
Crow: This is it!
Employee #3: Nine, eight...
Yusei: We made it!
Employee #3: Seven, six...
Crow: We're not scaredy cats.
Employee #3: Five, four...
Jack: We're not crybabies.
Employee #3: Three, two...
Yusei, Jack & Crow: We're men!
Employee #3: One... (when he presses the 'GO' button, but the roller coaster breaks down)
Henry: (over speaker) Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe successivo time.
Crow: Jack, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride. I didn't know how to tell te because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
Jack: I didn't want te to be disappointed in me.
Yusei: But now we don't have to face it. The ride is broken.
Jack & Crow: Yeah! (employee comes back)
Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine.
Yusei: What?!
Employee #3: Have fun.(presses the 'GO' button again. Yusei, Jack & corvo take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off)
Crow: I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them!(when they get to the top, it stops for a moment)
Yusei: Jack, Crow?
Jack & Crow: What?
Yusei: Tell Akiza that I Amore her so much. (Coaster starts again, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, Yusei, Jack & Crow's skeleton's fly through the air while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their skeleton's fly into them as they go up, out of the water, but when they sit up, they have the other one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion. When the ride is over, they are holding each other, breathing)
Employee #5: (over speaker) Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And STOP BREATHING!
Employee #3: It's over. te can get out now.
Yusei, Jack & Crow: We did it! (both get out and run around in circles)
Jack: We conquered it!
Crow: We survived the Fist o' Pain!
Employee #3: Hey, hold it right there! te forgot these.
Crow: My spines! (grab his spine) Yeah! (when he grab his, he start to wiggle he bodies and then bend them backwards. He, Yusei & Jack laugh)
(Then, the cellphone rings from Jack)
Jack: (answers it) Hello?
Akiza: Jack?
Jack: Akiza, why te calling?
Akiza: I need to speak with Yusei.
Jack: (hands his cellphone to Yusei) It's for you.
Yusei: (noticed that Akiza's breathing on the speaker) Akiza, are te okay?
Akiza: No! I'm in labor!
Yusei: (faints)
Akiza: Yusei! Yusei!
Jack: Two problems at the same time!
Crow: te mean "three".
To be continued........
