~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.
Humphrey: hello
Candy: ciao humphrey do te wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain o describe One anno later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah te think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see te blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam cagna i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to mostra this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank te In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If te Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So te Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah te Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So te Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So te No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So te And That Sket Louise
te Aint Black Eye Peas
te Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause te Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill te Like Teken 3
Cause te don't Wanna Be Dead
te Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That te Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put te Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My cuore Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My cuore Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
o I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
o Shoot te Thru the Head
Humphrey: te Think te Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking giorno JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just recitazione Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and sposta in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled da greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe oro go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove o mostra how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half da a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
Humphrey: hello
Candy: ciao humphrey do te wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain o describe One anno later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah te think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see te blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam cagna i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to mostra this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank te In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If te Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So te Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah te Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So te Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So te No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So te And That Sket Louise
te Aint Black Eye Peas
te Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause te Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill te Like Teken 3
Cause te don't Wanna Be Dead
te Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That te Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put te Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My cuore Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My cuore Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
o I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
o Shoot te Thru the Head
Humphrey: te Think te Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking giorno JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just recitazione Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and sposta in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled da greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe oro go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove o mostra how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half da a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
