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~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.

Humphrey: hello
Candy: ciao humphrey do te wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain o describe One anno later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.

Humphrey: Oh yeah te think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see te blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him

Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go

Humphrey: I know god dam cagna i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.

Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to mostra this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.

Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank te In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If te Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So te Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah te Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So te Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So te No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So te And That Sket Louise
te Aint Black Eye Peas
te Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause te Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill te Like Teken 3
Cause te don't Wanna Be Dead
te Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That te Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put te Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My cuore Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My cuore Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
o I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
o Shoot te Thru the Head



Humphrey: te Think te Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking giorno JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just recitazione Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and sposta in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled da greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe oro go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove o mostra how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...

Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half da a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
Humphrey and Cathy are starting to really like each other. Kate and Faolan also have fun together. It’s officially a divorce between Humphrey and Kate.
“Cathy, I want to thank te for letting me stay here.”
“No problem. It’s an honor.”
Humphrey kissed Cathy. She was a good kisser. Meanwhile, Faolan and Kate were having fun too. It was good for all of them. However, Humphrey had to get Johnny somehow, but he didn’t know what to do. But then it him.
“I’m going to unisciti law enforcement!”
Yes law enforcement. The WCA, Weastern Control Agency.
“You’re going to unisciti law enforcement?”...
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 Rouge shoting at the enemy aircraft
Rouge shoting at the enemy aircraft
Ok so at soccent airbase was pretty cool thought humphrey as they were dato a tour and then there was a rumble and bufiting of rotors and then humphrey saw the aircraft. Rouge was shooting at the enemy aircraft and was succesful at taking down the heli but not the jets.they retreated to the bunker they saw zombies pouring in and humphrey yelled "Zombies open fire!" the did just that and then when they thought it was over they saw più they were all running low on ammo. Kate screamed cornered da a zombie humphrey sniped it Kate says "Thanks" then shakey yells " Anybody have an extra fucking...Ahh...ahhh!"...
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Humphrey already regretted his decision not to leave Jasper Park, Kate was continuing with her wedding. Kate had begged him to stay, and so he had. Now, however, he was on the verge of tears because of the scene unfolding in front of him. Kate and Garth had gone through almost the entire mating ritual, and now they were about to touch noses.

They made contact and Humphrey gasped in horror, but it wasn't heard over the cheers of every other lupo present. Humphrey turned away from the celebrating packs and headed back to his den. He arrived there to see that his brother, Hutch, was waiting for...
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It was the 21 of December Kate was cooking cena and their 6 anno old daughter snowy was on the laptop and Humphrey was being himself
" cena come and get it " shouted Kate
" yes " detto snowy
" yes Kate te cook the best dinners ever "
" than-" then the doorbell rang garth was at the door
" ciao Kate "
" hi Garth "
" ciao i wanted to mostra te this Kate "
" oh what's in it "
" look "
" oh it was the time I called our x-wedding a hoax "
" yeah it I-"
" Garth " shouted tony
" I better go now bye "
" bye "
" ciao snowy want to spend cristmas with crystal as a treat " detto Kate
" oh boy te serious "
" yep "
"...
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posted by alphawolf13
Humphrey was walking down to his tana, den with Winston and Eve one night. Kate had gone to bed, feeling sick a little "I think I'll just check on Kate." Winston told Eve "I'll do it for te sir." Humphrey detto quickly, hoping an opportunity to talk to her "Thank te Humphrey." Winston thanked "You better not do anything stupid…or else." Eve threatened "Don't worry ma'am, I won't." Humphrey replied sternly "Good night Humphrey." Winston detto "Good night sir. Good night ma'am." Humphrey told both of them as they went off to their tana, den and then he turned his sights on Kate with a 2 pieces of caribou...
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posted by Mitsi1991
Kates inner monster part 4


Poor Lilly was about to give up hope at finding Kate. When she got back to
the valley she looked everywhere high and low where she thought Kate might be, but no
luck! "Ugh Kate where could te be?" "I've looked everywhere, howl mountain, the
den, near the train tracks and even some parts of the forest and I just can't find te
anywhere?" Lilly feeling very tired and depressed sits down and tries to collect her
thoughts. "Maybe the worst has happened, maybe she did get captured o even worse
maybe shes......... NO NO I can't think like that shes alright I know it!"...
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Humphrey and Kate are howling together along with the rest of the newly united pack, celebrating the fact that they no longer have to fight for Cibo and no più having scraps and Bones for dinner, but Kate and Humphrey are howling for a different reason.

"Kate I Amore te so much" Humphrey detto as they finished their howl.

"Oh Humphrey, I Amore te too" detto Kate as she kissed him on the lips.

The baciare lasted for about 30 secondi and when they pulled away, they noticed everyone staring at them with smiles on their faces.

"Why are te looking at us like that?" asked Humphrey.

"Because your so handsome"...
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Chapter 26: Deadly Encounter

In the months after Viggo’s defeat and Runt’s death, life finally started going back to normal for everyone. Humphrey and the others would go on long expeditions, desperately searching Jasper for any sign of Viggo, but it was as if he had just disappeared. They had no idea if he had survived Viper’s bite o not. But whether o not he did, it didn’t seem to matter. There was absolutely no trace of him.

By the time winter came, they and many of their allies had searched the entirety of Jasper Park, but he was nowhere to be found. Humphrey decided to call off...
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Chapter 20: True Intentions


Humphrey and Viggo met up with the others in the middle of the valley. There was a silence in the air as the cannone fuoco stopped.

“Okay, I’m confused,” Steven said. “You told me to keep him in the den. What were te thinking?”

“He’s right,” Runt said, “kind of. Are we really trusting Viggo to be freely walking among us, especially now?”

“If Viggo can help us stop this attack-“ Humphrey began.

“What if he can’t?” Stinky added. “What if he won’t? What if this is all part of his plan and we’re just walking into it.”

“Then we’re walking...
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