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~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.

Humphrey: hello
Candy: ciao humphrey do te wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain o describe One anno later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.

Humphrey: Oh yeah te think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see te blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him

Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go

Humphrey: I know god dam cagna i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.

Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to mostra this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.

Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank te In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If te Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So te Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah te Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So te Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So te No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So te And That Sket Louise
te Aint Black Eye Peas
te Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause te Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill te Like Teken 3
Cause te don't Wanna Be Dead
te Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That te Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put te Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My cuore Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My cuore Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
o I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
o Shoot te Thru the Head



Humphrey: te Think te Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking giorno JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just recitazione Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and sposta in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled da greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe oro go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove o mostra how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...

Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half da a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Summary: Kate made it back to Jasper in time to stop the packs from starting a war, which is what she wanted the most. Now she's set on marring Garth and uniting the packs to keep the peace. All should be well but there's one thing that she just can't get her mind off of...
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A/N: This is another song inspired one shot, this time featuring "Changes", an electronic track da Eminence & RedMoon. Listening to it is optional of course, enjoy.
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It was just past midnight in Jasper Park, the moon shined above and a few clouds passed...
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posted by lonewolf8547
I wake on the eve of another giorno break.
feeling nothing but emptiness of my heart.
I look to my side to see where my Amore should rest
knowing her unfaithful head rests on another mans chest.

The loneliness closes in
crushing my soul like walls caving in all around me.
While at nights she sleeps with comfort of anothers arms,
i sit up and weep holding on to my cuscino and pretending its her.

She tells me he is a friend and nothing more
then she kisses my cheek and tells me she loves me.
when we both know that she is just waiting to dump me.

and yet is sit here and wait faithful and true,
only because i still Amore you...
Bad review.
Is all I can really give this I'm afried.

It's anouther one of those human/animal crossover stories.
They did it with with arcobaleno Dash (my little dashie)
And now they did it with Kate.

It Dosen't work!

Stuff like Family guy, is the only exception.
te Amore characters like Brian too much to care about that.

This is a Amore story too.
Not saying Kate isn't hot (even I once had a small crush on her).
But. The least I would do is imagine myself as a wolf, if I were to make something like this.
Hell.
Ever seen that Liam Neeson movie, THE GREY?
I would Amore to be the badass black alpha, seen at the very ending.

This.
It just sit right with me.
Is the point I'm trying to bring with this.

As for the story itself.
Don't think I have much to say.
Don't even remember it.
But I guess it's alright.
If te like that sort of thing.

Anyhoo.

Please leave comments, and suggestions for episode seven.
posted by Kitsune32
Here's Chapter 27 people. Also anyone interested in my future X-over, look at the Author's Note down at the bottom. Enjoy.

Stinky's POV

I was looking for my data Artemis right after my family diviso, spalato up. My dad helped me with Runt's and my hair for our dates. He brushed mine towards the back of my head and told flattened my fur. Dad detto that I should try to put water on it when it gets tussled. My mom told me I shouldn't be nervous about my date. She detto that as long as I act nice, Artemis will at least enjoy our night together. I hope she was right because I didn't want to have a bad first impression...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
A/N: Hola and welcome to another song inspired story. This time I chose "These Are The Lies" da a pop band named "The Cab". Listening to detto song isn't required but I would recommend it if te feel like getting into the story more. Now let's get this one going!
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These Are The Lies – TheChriZ1995

After hearing about Kate's arranged marriage Humphrey decides that the only reasonable form of escape is to run away from Jasper. Now he's on a train quickly putting miles between him and his once home, however not even several miles could pull his emotions away......
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Note : Humphrey is an Omega but he knew how to hunt and fight.

It was a beautiful giorno in Jasper Park. Humphrey as the grey Omega woke up in his den. He was still brokenhearted since he knew Kate will marry Garth. And finally he made up his decision to run away as the lonely wolf. He walk to his friend, Shaky, Salty, and Mooch to tell this.

Humphrey's POV

I think this is it. I went to the collina as I saw all my Omega Friends was there. "Hey guys" i detto to them. "hey Humphrey" salty said. "why do te look so sad ?" detto Mooch. "well guys I have to tell te thet I will leave this pack. I can't see...
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posted by Kitsune32
Ok here's Chapter 16. Hope te guys enjoy

Runt's POV

Magril and I were talking Stinky and Claudette when our parents called for us. We left Stinky and Claudette as they talked to each other. The two of us went to my parents. "Did te guys want to talk about," I asked them. "Yes, it's about the snuggling and kissing," Mom said. "Could te two try to decrease the baciare and nuzzling?" "We're sorry, but we think that te two are too young for it," Dad said. "We don't mean to try to suppress your guys feelings for each other," he added with a bit of guilt in his voice. I actually understood why...
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Runt's POV

I had just woken up and had breakfast with my family. While our parents were talking, my brother Stinky, my sister Claudette and I were playing. "Hey do te guys want to hang out with Fleet and the others later today?", Claudette asked. "Surel, Stinky and I said. In the afternoon, we met with Fleet, Magril, Agnes, and Brent. We decided to play hide and seek again. This time Agnes was it. As she was counting, I had bumped into Magril again. "Oh ciao it's te again", I said. She did a waving paw just to me. "Ready o not here I come," Agnes said. "Come on, I know a good hiding spot,"...
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