Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the baciare in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the Cullen Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don't come out into the sun o else they'll sparkle and disguise themselves as emo kids who hate themselves. PJO beats Twilight in the coolness of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. department.
3. In PJO, some of the good guys actually died. I cried during The Last Olympian. In Twilight, only the bad guys died. Everything can't be happy-happy Disney World ending!
4. PJO was actally well written. Rick Riordan had a lot of knowledge on Greek mythology, whereas Stephanie Meyer probably had to keep a thesaurus with her every time she made a sentence.
5. PJO has actually become a very successful series with a secondo series following it, The Heroes Of Olympus. Twilight is four libri people dont bother Leggere for facts and just watch the crappier movies.
6. They may have screwed the book in the PJO movie, but at least it wasnt fluffy.
7. Many normal people bleed from sword cuts. No normal people bleed from paper cuts, especially ones from wrapping paper.
8. People actually read the Percy Jackson libri for their info on it. Twi-hards watch the movie and don't bother with the book.
9. In Percy Jackson, some good guys are antagonistic, others were spies for the bad guys, and some die. In Twilight, good guys are good guys and bad guys are bad guys, no middleman.
10. Well, Percy Jackson had a plot.
11. Stephanie Meyer has copied much from other popolare mythical creature libri and shows (Harry Potter, Buffy). There is no plaigarism in PJO.
12. Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.

Thanks for your time.
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I bought this book for my sister and have not read it yet but it looks hilarious.
This is just the blurb, but its really funny and I thought te would all apereciate it.

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle oca falls in Amore with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard...
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Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between.
LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new gattini since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...
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Stephen King finally addresses the fan reaction to his unkind words about Stephenie Meyer, autore of the Twilight series. NOTE: This video is meant for entertainment purposes, and may not represent Mr. King's actual views. *I Amore Sarcasm! :D*
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