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I know I've changed my mind like 84932084932048392048329 times. Okay like 4. I was rounding. But this is the lista I can look at and be satisfied. This is the lista I don't want to change anything around. This is the lista where I'm not constantly questioning myself. This is the lista where I just instinctively put the princesses in their spots instead of overthinking. Get it? It's a good list. So this time, I got to skip the heavy drinking and lab results (...okay, maybe only the latter) and here's my list.
[F] 10. Aurora
*to the tune of link*
Woodchips
Sand
and everything bland
these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little princess
but Disney forgot to add an extra ingredient to the concotion....chemical complex!
Thus princess Aurora was born!
Using her ultra useless powers,
flora, fauna, and merrywhether
must dedicate their lives to protect this princess
from the forces of evil!
Yeah, so Aurora. Once upon a time she was my preferito princess; this was when I first watched Sleeping Beauty, about two years ago. I always liked her, she Streghe#The power of three me, blah blah blah. But the più and più I watched the movie, the less entranced I was. When I watch a movie for the first time, I'm too absorbed in the movie to really take it in. However, now I just think Aurora prances around, sings, and falls asleep. It's not really Aurora's fault, she just didn't have much of a chance. Now when I watch the movie I'm più interested in the mop that dances around. I wish that was the Disney princess instead.
[P] 10. Rapunzel
Her eyes are WAY TOO big, her teeth are weird, only her hair is pretty. She looks 9 but is supposed to be 18. There's no moment where I go "Wow, she looks gorgeous!" like I do with the other princesses.
[F] 9.Tiana
Tiana is diagnosed with what I call "Nakoma syndrome." She has a personality I'm somewhat interested in, but I'd much rather focus on some of the other characters. Tiana has a sidekick's personality but is shoved into the main character spot. I was 10x più interested in carlotta, charlotte than I was Tiana. carlotta, charlotte is incredibly unique, Tiana is incredibly predictable. Plus that movie sent mixed messages...your dream can't be complete without a man? I don't get it. If it had a message, it was subtle. I also didn't see Tiana go through any growth. Whatever, she's boring, I still prefer the dancing mop.
[P] 9. Jasmine
She looks like a sexually charged alien. Her eyes are extra-terrestrial and her nose is big. Even as a kid I thought she was unattractive. But I still find her a little prettier than Rapunzel because she has some "wow" moments.
[F]8.Mulan
Um...heh heh heh.
Okay, now to explain Mulan. Like I detto in my opening paragraph, I tend to overthink the princesses and then my preferiti lista gets jumbled and looks better on paper than in real life. And that's how I am with Mulan. She's smart and brave...aaaaaaand smart and brave...and smart. and brave. And not much else. Her personality is very subtle to me. Does that mean she has no personality? Absolutely not. Let's just say I prefer the "I have a dreeeeeeeeeeeam" princesses more. Mulan is one of those princesses that barely smiles, is sort of mopey all the time, and never just goes wild with having fun. Yeah, she took her father's place in the army, I Amore her the most in that scene. But she just doesn't have this witty, fun quality that I like. It annoys me that it took her father going into the army for her to get up off her culo and do something.[yes she wanted to please her parents blah blah blah. I've never felt sympathetic toward people who put their own lives on hold to please their parents.]
[P] 8.Ariel
*sigh* She has some really pretty shots but other than that she's just cute. I only like her hair during "Part of Your World" Other than that, her bangs look stiff and I'm not fond. She has a pretty eye color but her lips can sometimes be too thin and her body anorexic looking. complessivamente, generale I find her cute, pretty on occasion, with some bad shots.
[F] 7.Belle
Belle is nice. ....yeah. I have no strong feelings about Belle. She's selfless, she's stubborn, she's got great morals but she tends to be a little too victimized. Her personality is really...nice. It's just really uninspiring and unmemorable to me. I think a lot of girls like this idea of changing a man's personality for the better; I don't. He should be a great guy already when I meet him, I shouldn't have to change him. Also I was creeped out da the disappointment in her eyes when he turns human. hat's why none of the men in town satisfied her..... She likes her men thick and wooly.
[P] 7.Aurora
She's plain-pretty, simple as that. Her eyes lack depth, her whole design lacks it as well. She has pretty hair, I must admit, though her bangs need to decide which direction they're going.
[F] 6.Rapunzel
Ohhh boy. Now this is going to take a lot of explaining. Because Rapunzel is like a Cioccolato chip cookie with a few aspro, acida chips mixed in. Overall, I Amore Rapunzel's personality. She's funny, she's bubbly, she's cute, she's ambitious. But dammit, does this girl ever fit the Disney Princess mold if their was one. She is the perfect cardboard cutout Disney princess. If I had to pick a Disney princess to represent all Disney princesses, I would pick Rapunzel. Her personality just screams "manufactured da Disney!" She literally is a combination of all the other princesses. She has one quality of all the other princesses, at least, and I don't really see an individual quality of her own.
Disney Princess Requirements: Must have at least one o più of these to be a Disney Princess
1. Trapped in a place all your life, yearning to leave. CHECK! (Ariel, Jasmine, Aurora)
2. Canto a song about your dream. CHECK! (Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas...basically all of them)
3. Trying to make your parents happy. CHECK! (Mulan, Tiana)
4. Prince rescues te from your dismal life. CHECK!(Pocahontas, Tiana, Aurora, Snow White, Jasmine)
5. Have wonderful hair. CHECK! (...too many to name)
And I could lista PLENTY more.
Because of this, she comes off as the most Mary-Sue to me. This argument gets annoying because I don't think any of the princesses are Mary-Sue. But if there's one that comes close to being a Disney princess mary-sue, it's Rapunzel. But seriously! I really really like Rapunzel! HONEST!
*stands naked and proud, ready for all the hate. Shields are for wusses.*
[P] 6.Tiana
Tiana is pretty.....I really have nothing else to say. She's naturally pretty but I would have liked to see her dolled up with her hair down o something. Maybe she's Voldemort on the back of her head so she can never let her hair down. Must make intimate moments between her and Naveen
awkward.
[F] 5.Cinderella
Cenerentola is just lovely. If I could pick to have the personality of any princess, it would be Cinderella. She's so charming and graceful, and I Amore her gentle but kind personality.I don't like her in the third movie. I actually don't mind a character being weak, as long as she's not generic. In the third one, she was. But in the first movie, I just want to drink her in like warm syrup... O_o
The only reason she's this low is because I just Amore the others more.
[P] 5.Belle
She can really be very beautiful in some shots. I just stuck Belle in the middle because the problem is we see about 35 different Belles throughout the film. I Amore her hair and her lips.
[F] 4.Pocahontas
I have absolutely no f#%king clue why I like Pocahontas so much.
[P] 4.Cinderella
Verrrrrry pretty but in a generic way. I hate her hair but she has lovely eyes and face. Her smile is genuinely gorgeous.
[F] 3.Jasmine
This is the part where I start cheating and using things I wrote from my precedente princess article.
Poor Jasmine. Being waited on hand and foot, having beauty so rare people come from miles to see you, and having every luxury someone could want can be REALLY taxing on a girl. At least, that's how gelsomino sees it. And I love her for it. Spoiled princesses don't bother me, and gelsomino isn't spoiled to me. Imagine being locked in a castello for all your life. Yes, te get served on hand and foot. But that enjoyment only lasts for so long. And gelsomino never detto her life sucked compared to others. All she wanted was a little freedom. ....
Plus she's sassy, and imo, the smartest of the princesses. And she's fun. And her freakish face doesn't take away from how much I Amore her. I quickly forget about it as soon as I see her sass and how unjudgemental she is, something I think people fail to notice. Aladdin's class isn't even on Jasmine's radar, something unheard of at the time period she's set in. She looks right past that to the genuine guy underneath, and doesn't bat an eye and a poor, poopy street-dwelling, probably hygenically-challenged guy grabbing her hand and leading her to his less impressive abode, hoping for a little under-the-sheets lovin'. Anyway, I really really like gelsomino a lot, to put it very uneloquently.
[P] 3.Mulan
Yeah, I'm one of those freaks who has Mulan high. I used to have her low but naturally, she's really pretty. I don't count her look during the army; and it's really not fair to do that anyway. She has really pretty eyes and silky hair. She's very sensual looking.
[F] 2.Snow White
First, ask yourself this...Have te ever met anyone like Snow White in real life? Exactly. And that is precisely why I Amore her. successivo time you're able to have a hit put out on you, and are almost stabbed, and react to this da Canto a song about keeping a positive attitude, te may want to check your drink, because te were probably roofied. No one in their right mind would recover from an attempted stabbing da Canto about the joys of life. No one except Snow White. Her kick-ass attitude (that's right, I used the adjective "kick-ass" to describe Snow White), and incredible confidence just scream girl-power. Yes, I think Snow White has girl-power. Not in a traditional, i'm-going-to-kick-your-ass sense, but in a nothing's-gonna-get-me-down sort of way. I Amore that even though she's seperated from her Prince, she doesn't mope and whine like the majority of the other princesses do. She says "fuck it, I can wait, and I'm gonna have a good time while I do, dammit!" I absolutely ADORE this attitude of hers. And anyone who says she's weak gets a veloce, swift cyber kick in the balls.
[P] 2.Snow White
Same as on my preferiti list. Looks like a beautiful porcellana, in porcellana china doll. Gorgeous eyes with long, luscious eyelashes. Pretty lips, amazing smile, and I Amore her hair.
[F] 1.Ariel
IF te READ NONE OF THE ARTICLE, AT LEAST PLEASE READ THIS.
I think it's high time I finally fully explain why I like Ariel so much. She's fun, she's wild, she's free, she's tough. But it's più than that.
If I do say so myself, I have a lot of good qualities. I'm smart, witty, bold, fun and tough. I have a lot of bad qualities as well. But if there's one thing I lack, it's determination. So many times I have Lost out on dreams and desires because I'm too scared to go after it. I'm scared of failing and not getting what I wanted. I'm terrified of the let-down.
And this is precisely why I Amore Ariel.
Ariel sees a dream and goes after it. Ariel sees what she wants, and risks everything and anything she can to get it. She doesn't think about the consequences, she doesn't take her own life into account; she just sees what she wants and goes for it. Sure, some decisions were stupid. But even if she had failed, she could still say that she tried. She could still say she went after her dream with no inhibitions and didn't let anything stop her. She didn't let others' words prevent her from doing what she wanted. And in the end because of risking everything and not letting anything get her down, she got what she wanted, she got her happily ever after. This is a quality I would kill for. It's probably my biggest flaw. I want so badly to just be able to go after what I want without being afraid of failing, disappointing others, disappointing myself. I want the freedom to go after what I want.
[P] 1.Pocahontas
Should be named Pocahotness.
Every single inch of her is stunning. Even though Snow White is second, she looks like Snookie's used pickles successivo to Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a cream dream.
I know I've changed my mind like 84932084932048392048329 times. Okay like 4. I was rounding. But this is the lista I can look at and be satisfied. This is the lista I don't want to change anything around. This is the lista where I'm not constantly questioning myself. This is the lista where I just instinctively put the princesses in their spots instead of overthinking. Get it? It's a good list. So this time, I got to skip the heavy drinking and lab results (...okay, maybe only the latter) and here's my list.
[F] 10. Aurora
*to the tune of link*
Woodchips
Sand
and everything bland
these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little princess
but Disney forgot to add an extra ingredient to the concotion....chemical complex!
Thus princess Aurora was born!
Using her ultra useless powers,
flora, fauna, and merrywhether
must dedicate their lives to protect this princess
from the forces of evil!
Yeah, so Aurora. Once upon a time she was my preferito princess; this was when I first watched Sleeping Beauty, about two years ago. I always liked her, she Streghe#The power of three me, blah blah blah. But the più and più I watched the movie, the less entranced I was. When I watch a movie for the first time, I'm too absorbed in the movie to really take it in. However, now I just think Aurora prances around, sings, and falls asleep. It's not really Aurora's fault, she just didn't have much of a chance. Now when I watch the movie I'm più interested in the mop that dances around. I wish that was the Disney princess instead.
[P] 10. Rapunzel
Her eyes are WAY TOO big, her teeth are weird, only her hair is pretty. She looks 9 but is supposed to be 18. There's no moment where I go "Wow, she looks gorgeous!" like I do with the other princesses.
[F] 9.Tiana
Tiana is diagnosed with what I call "Nakoma syndrome." She has a personality I'm somewhat interested in, but I'd much rather focus on some of the other characters. Tiana has a sidekick's personality but is shoved into the main character spot. I was 10x più interested in carlotta, charlotte than I was Tiana. carlotta, charlotte is incredibly unique, Tiana is incredibly predictable. Plus that movie sent mixed messages...your dream can't be complete without a man? I don't get it. If it had a message, it was subtle. I also didn't see Tiana go through any growth. Whatever, she's boring, I still prefer the dancing mop.
[P] 9. Jasmine
She looks like a sexually charged alien. Her eyes are extra-terrestrial and her nose is big. Even as a kid I thought she was unattractive. But I still find her a little prettier than Rapunzel because she has some "wow" moments.
[F]8.Mulan
Um...heh heh heh.
Okay, now to explain Mulan. Like I detto in my opening paragraph, I tend to overthink the princesses and then my preferiti lista gets jumbled and looks better on paper than in real life. And that's how I am with Mulan. She's smart and brave...aaaaaaand smart and brave...and smart. and brave. And not much else. Her personality is very subtle to me. Does that mean she has no personality? Absolutely not. Let's just say I prefer the "I have a dreeeeeeeeeeeam" princesses more. Mulan is one of those princesses that barely smiles, is sort of mopey all the time, and never just goes wild with having fun. Yeah, she took her father's place in the army, I Amore her the most in that scene. But she just doesn't have this witty, fun quality that I like. It annoys me that it took her father going into the army for her to get up off her culo and do something.[yes she wanted to please her parents blah blah blah. I've never felt sympathetic toward people who put their own lives on hold to please their parents.]
[P] 8.Ariel
*sigh* She has some really pretty shots but other than that she's just cute. I only like her hair during "Part of Your World" Other than that, her bangs look stiff and I'm not fond. She has a pretty eye color but her lips can sometimes be too thin and her body anorexic looking. complessivamente, generale I find her cute, pretty on occasion, with some bad shots.
[F] 7.Belle
Belle is nice. ....yeah. I have no strong feelings about Belle. She's selfless, she's stubborn, she's got great morals but she tends to be a little too victimized. Her personality is really...nice. It's just really uninspiring and unmemorable to me. I think a lot of girls like this idea of changing a man's personality for the better; I don't. He should be a great guy already when I meet him, I shouldn't have to change him. Also I was creeped out da the disappointment in her eyes when he turns human. hat's why none of the men in town satisfied her..... She likes her men thick and wooly.
[P] 7.Aurora
She's plain-pretty, simple as that. Her eyes lack depth, her whole design lacks it as well. She has pretty hair, I must admit, though her bangs need to decide which direction they're going.
[F] 6.Rapunzel
Ohhh boy. Now this is going to take a lot of explaining. Because Rapunzel is like a Cioccolato chip cookie with a few aspro, acida chips mixed in. Overall, I Amore Rapunzel's personality. She's funny, she's bubbly, she's cute, she's ambitious. But dammit, does this girl ever fit the Disney Princess mold if their was one. She is the perfect cardboard cutout Disney princess. If I had to pick a Disney princess to represent all Disney princesses, I would pick Rapunzel. Her personality just screams "manufactured da Disney!" She literally is a combination of all the other princesses. She has one quality of all the other princesses, at least, and I don't really see an individual quality of her own.
Disney Princess Requirements: Must have at least one o più of these to be a Disney Princess
1. Trapped in a place all your life, yearning to leave. CHECK! (Ariel, Jasmine, Aurora)
2. Canto a song about your dream. CHECK! (Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas...basically all of them)
3. Trying to make your parents happy. CHECK! (Mulan, Tiana)
4. Prince rescues te from your dismal life. CHECK!(Pocahontas, Tiana, Aurora, Snow White, Jasmine)
5. Have wonderful hair. CHECK! (...too many to name)
And I could lista PLENTY more.
Because of this, she comes off as the most Mary-Sue to me. This argument gets annoying because I don't think any of the princesses are Mary-Sue. But if there's one that comes close to being a Disney princess mary-sue, it's Rapunzel. But seriously! I really really like Rapunzel! HONEST!
*stands naked and proud, ready for all the hate. Shields are for wusses.*
[P] 6.Tiana
Tiana is pretty.....I really have nothing else to say. She's naturally pretty but I would have liked to see her dolled up with her hair down o something. Maybe she's Voldemort on the back of her head so she can never let her hair down. Must make intimate moments between her and Naveen
awkward.
[F] 5.Cinderella
Cenerentola is just lovely. If I could pick to have the personality of any princess, it would be Cinderella. She's so charming and graceful, and I Amore her gentle but kind personality.I don't like her in the third movie. I actually don't mind a character being weak, as long as she's not generic. In the third one, she was. But in the first movie, I just want to drink her in like warm syrup... O_o
The only reason she's this low is because I just Amore the others more.
[P] 5.Belle
She can really be very beautiful in some shots. I just stuck Belle in the middle because the problem is we see about 35 different Belles throughout the film. I Amore her hair and her lips.
[F] 4.Pocahontas
I have absolutely no f#%king clue why I like Pocahontas so much.
[P] 4.Cinderella
Verrrrrry pretty but in a generic way. I hate her hair but she has lovely eyes and face. Her smile is genuinely gorgeous.
[F] 3.Jasmine
This is the part where I start cheating and using things I wrote from my precedente princess article.
Poor Jasmine. Being waited on hand and foot, having beauty so rare people come from miles to see you, and having every luxury someone could want can be REALLY taxing on a girl. At least, that's how gelsomino sees it. And I love her for it. Spoiled princesses don't bother me, and gelsomino isn't spoiled to me. Imagine being locked in a castello for all your life. Yes, te get served on hand and foot. But that enjoyment only lasts for so long. And gelsomino never detto her life sucked compared to others. All she wanted was a little freedom. ....
Plus she's sassy, and imo, the smartest of the princesses. And she's fun. And her freakish face doesn't take away from how much I Amore her. I quickly forget about it as soon as I see her sass and how unjudgemental she is, something I think people fail to notice. Aladdin's class isn't even on Jasmine's radar, something unheard of at the time period she's set in. She looks right past that to the genuine guy underneath, and doesn't bat an eye and a poor, poopy street-dwelling, probably hygenically-challenged guy grabbing her hand and leading her to his less impressive abode, hoping for a little under-the-sheets lovin'. Anyway, I really really like gelsomino a lot, to put it very uneloquently.
[P] 3.Mulan
Yeah, I'm one of those freaks who has Mulan high. I used to have her low but naturally, she's really pretty. I don't count her look during the army; and it's really not fair to do that anyway. She has really pretty eyes and silky hair. She's very sensual looking.
[F] 2.Snow White
First, ask yourself this...Have te ever met anyone like Snow White in real life? Exactly. And that is precisely why I Amore her. successivo time you're able to have a hit put out on you, and are almost stabbed, and react to this da Canto a song about keeping a positive attitude, te may want to check your drink, because te were probably roofied. No one in their right mind would recover from an attempted stabbing da Canto about the joys of life. No one except Snow White. Her kick-ass attitude (that's right, I used the adjective "kick-ass" to describe Snow White), and incredible confidence just scream girl-power. Yes, I think Snow White has girl-power. Not in a traditional, i'm-going-to-kick-your-ass sense, but in a nothing's-gonna-get-me-down sort of way. I Amore that even though she's seperated from her Prince, she doesn't mope and whine like the majority of the other princesses do. She says "fuck it, I can wait, and I'm gonna have a good time while I do, dammit!" I absolutely ADORE this attitude of hers. And anyone who says she's weak gets a veloce, swift cyber kick in the balls.
[P] 2.Snow White
Same as on my preferiti list. Looks like a beautiful porcellana, in porcellana china doll. Gorgeous eyes with long, luscious eyelashes. Pretty lips, amazing smile, and I Amore her hair.
[F] 1.Ariel
IF te READ NONE OF THE ARTICLE, AT LEAST PLEASE READ THIS.
I think it's high time I finally fully explain why I like Ariel so much. She's fun, she's wild, she's free, she's tough. But it's più than that.
If I do say so myself, I have a lot of good qualities. I'm smart, witty, bold, fun and tough. I have a lot of bad qualities as well. But if there's one thing I lack, it's determination. So many times I have Lost out on dreams and desires because I'm too scared to go after it. I'm scared of failing and not getting what I wanted. I'm terrified of the let-down.
And this is precisely why I Amore Ariel.
Ariel sees a dream and goes after it. Ariel sees what she wants, and risks everything and anything she can to get it. She doesn't think about the consequences, she doesn't take her own life into account; she just sees what she wants and goes for it. Sure, some decisions were stupid. But even if she had failed, she could still say that she tried. She could still say she went after her dream with no inhibitions and didn't let anything stop her. She didn't let others' words prevent her from doing what she wanted. And in the end because of risking everything and not letting anything get her down, she got what she wanted, she got her happily ever after. This is a quality I would kill for. It's probably my biggest flaw. I want so badly to just be able to go after what I want without being afraid of failing, disappointing others, disappointing myself. I want the freedom to go after what I want.
[P] 1.Pocahontas
Should be named Pocahotness.
Every single inch of her is stunning. Even though Snow White is second, she looks like Snookie's used pickles successivo to Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a cream dream.
This is basically Elsa's character in a nutshell.I can relate to those words easily.
tbh same anna prince hans is one dream hunk
Why don't they sell princess dresses like these? I'd buy the heck out of these!
Obviously, Shan yu deserves the number one spot
