An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, te are distantly related to the family successivo door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, te are distantly related to the family successivo door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!