Birthday Time Dawn! <3

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the secondo topo, mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I Amore defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do te have to buy her friends?

If te ain't makin' waves, te ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...

Answers to 5 of the toughest domande women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an articolo in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five domande are:

1 - "What are te thinking?"
2 - "Do te Amore me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do te think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would te do if I died?"

What makes these domande so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are te thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...