Maurice and his banana

"I can't unisciti you, I'm sorry, but I just can't," detto Private, turning down Lord Murdoch's offer. "No? Well, what a stupid little pinguino I was back then," detto Lord Murdoch. "Now we came here and ask te nicely, please repeal the Blood Night and end this violence once and for all," detto Kowalski. "I refuse, tattletale, I won't let the human overlords take over again, I'm in control now!! These mindless bastards can only be controlled da me without having to kill them," detto Lord Murdoch, pointing at a few guards with large club and daggers coming to them. "I'm sorry I led te to this Private,...

(The penguins Canto some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed da repeating chitarra frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring te to your knees
It will make te beg for più until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But te like what te see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what te need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

THE successivo MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, te boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff pinguino as he flexed his HUGE pinguino muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse,...

After packing up several snacks and packing Rico's gut with weapons and amunition, the penguins were set to go, now all they had to do was convince Marlene and one of the lemurs to tag along with them. "Marlene, how do I tell te this? We need te to go on a mission with us, a mission to save humanity," detto Skipper. "What kind of mission? Is it about comando situations again?" asked Marlene. "No, it's a mission to enter an era known as the Blood Night, where according to Future Kowalski and Private, demons and wretched monsters come out from their evil realm and destroy the living," detto Skipper,...

"Enchanting!" cooed me.
"Noble!" exclaimed Kowalski.
"Exsquisite" detto Lilly.
The other Guest murmured similar expressions of delight. As all of them where crowded da a new mirror my sister had won.
"It's hard to believe,But I look better than I have ever have," I detto checking myself out."Not one of te can hold a candle to me,"I added.
"My dueling has paid off,"said Rico."I'm in better shape then when I was Sixteen!"
"I have a beautiful smile it's breath-taking!" Lilly cooing.
"Well, I'm handsomer than ever," detto Jeremy."If only I could remember what caused it?"
"I like a movie star!" detto Hannah....

See Jazzy......I wrote it......no need to poke me now, right? Heh heh............O-e!
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THE successivo MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper woke up the team as usual and they proceeded with their usual routine. Things were very akward between Skipper and Lilly, considering what happened the night before. "Right kick! Left kick! " Skipper commanded as his team did the motions. Lilly slipped up a few times, and so did Kowalski. They were still getting used to their temporary bodies. "Kowalski! How can te punch, punzone with these scrawny flippers!?" Lilly complained as...

     While sitting in front of the telly with his legs crossed, Private stared straight ahead on the screen with a look of happiness on his face; He’s been so busy watching his favourite mostra about the Lunacorns until he heard a small, faint voice on the metal door just behind him. “Oh dear what was that noise?” the young pinguino said. His curiosity became aroused so it was then he turned off the telly and proceeded to the door to examine it.
    While he stood there all alone, he just stared at the large door with the utmost mysterious, inexplicable...

Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't baciare Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his Friends will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the baciare occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...

It was a crisp morning in September most of the leaves where off the trees Kowalski was tinkering in his lab making something so we will all have fun with.
Kow:Eureka I'm done
Me: What is that
Kow: Guess
Me: A new girl penguin
Rico:FISH
Private: Madonna
Skipper: something good for a change
Kow:No,No,WTF,No
All:what is it
Kow: Okay...Okay it is a new invention that will make all use small
Me:I'm going to watch Tv
Rico: ooh huh me too
Private:ooo look what is on the tv
Skipper:what does it do
Kow: It minimizes te to one inch
everyone comes back to hear kowalski's great news he had.
All:can we try,can we...

We were standing in line to wait to eat my sister's famous recipe and dessert.
The line went like this Skipper,Lily,Me,Kowalski,Rico,Private.
Hey ladies first I knocked out Skipper but,me and Lily both stepped up in front of the line just as the Cibo got put on the table.
"MMMMmmm....." the Cibo fondere, c'era un odore so good it already melt in our mouths.
"well.. I'm going somewhere to get più stuff for dessert...Okay."(she left us)
"Well Kowalski the Cibo is on you."(throwing it but Kowalski anatra and it hit Skipper instead he ran up and got the steaming hot sugo, sugo di carne and pour it all over me)
kowalski:haha that's...

Writen by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the secondi ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.

*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*

Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.

Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing...

(Johnson: Got the idea for this my watching saw and a fan on here who gets credit for helping with the idea got me thinking of making this. Sense me and Manfredi die all the time persay probably te guts will find this interesting to see if we can trick the master of death himself. xD Live on jigsaw!)

"W-what?" I say as I look around feeling so very dizzy as I awaken slowly with blurred vision. I rub the back of my head gently for it was hurting really badly for reasons I don't know why. I think I was hit on the head with some thing. Most have been a rock o a stick. "Ow..., yeah defiantly a...

The girls walk into yet another dim-lighted room.
"Stay close Marlene. Jigsaw is one wacked out man, and he puts traps in the least suspecting places." Lilly whispered as she held her friend's paw. Marlene couldn't help but wondor...How does Lilly know so much about this guy? They walked deeper into the room and heard the sound of a familiar shreik. "RICO!" Lilly cried, realizing who the animal in distress was. Not thinking, she ran to the end of the room and tripped over a good o'l fashioned trip-wire. Suddenly, the lights turned on and revealed Rico, taped to a bacheca in front of the team's...

The roach told Skipper and Kitka everything they needed to know. How Kowalski used the poor little dude as a distraction, then how he pushed Lilly down and switched her bow for one that had a sticky green substance on it. Also, he had made a little discovery. When Kowalski and Lilly went top-side, he found a small vile with the sticky green substance spilling onto the floor! It had a cuore drawn on it which to animals, usualy meant....love potion. " Thank te my tiny friend. I salute te honesty and cooperation." Skipper detto with a grin as he held the cute little pest in his flipper. " Skipper!...

The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private o have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a albero stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...

The successivo day, Detective Kowalski Arbogast was looking around the motel, he soon headed to the ice box, there was a red liquid drops, and he lifted the cover. He screamed as he found a severed hand, Kowalski gasped as he pulled it out to reveal that it was an entire arm, attached to a shoulder and severed at the shoulder blade. 'This is the arm of what might be a murdered penguin,' detto Kowalski at a speech, 'There are a mass murders in the area, a girl pinguino went missing after playing with her toys near Ms. Bates's home, and found dead in a creek three days later, another case, an lontra by...

"Let me see that Private." Kowalski grabbed the feather and popped it into his mouth. *eewww!* when he took it out, he was able to detect it's origin. " Let's see....fish.....and DANISHES!" He exclaimed. " HANS!" Skipper yelled, finally adding two and two together. The team had confused looks on their faces. " Wait...that kid detto there were più than one kidnapers. How did Hans get più puffins to come to New York?" Lilly asked, shrugging her shoulders. " I don't know." Skipper answered, "But I don't want to stand around and find out!"
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HOBOKEN ZOO (PUFFIN...

As marlene and skipper were takeing a walk down to the zooviner negozio skipper detto "hay marlene" marlene detto "what?" skipper tuched her and detto "TAG your it" malene cashed after him saying "HEY NO FARE" they chased etchother loling.when they we're done they we're tird.skipper siad "what fun that was.I'm tird" marlene replied "me too" that sat down. thay held ecthothers paw/flipper.meanwile kawalski rico and privete were ganna frighten marlene and skipper. they saw marlene and skipper and sneked behind the zoo bench and yelled "arrrrgh" skipper and marlene scremed as loud as they could.then...