Maurice and his banana

Author's Note: Happy New Year! Here's the successivo chapter!

For the secondo time that day, I woke up –this time with the smell of sardines. Private’s face was hovering close by, and that was the first thing I saw. “He’s awake!” Private yelled.

I held a flipper to my head and groaned. “Remind me not to spin my head like that again,” I said.

Rico smiled at me. He detto something I didn’t understand. “Sorry,” I said. “What did te say?”

Private translated. “He says that you’ll get well soon.”

I glanced at Rico. He nodded in confirmation. Kowalski waddled over. “Perhaps...

Monday
The three penguins lined up in front of their leader. “Mission, sir?” asked Kowalski, saluting.
“Right,” replied his commander. “Years ago, I received a call of help from our cousins the turkeys.”
“The turkeys are our cousins?” repeated Private.
“Yes.”
Private’s face grew worried. “So our cousins are being butchered as we speak?”
Rico’s face, on the other hand, was disturbingly dreamy. Ignoring the look on Rico’s face, Skipper continued. “Like a fool, I turned it down.”
“Isn’t it breaking the pinguino code?” asked Kowalski.
Skipper glared at him....

    For a long while, Kowalski traveled in the dark. The only way he could see anything was because of the gentle moonlight and Aurora Borealis dancing across the sky. He persisted through the snow, fighting against the wind. The cold pinched at his face and made it difficult to keep his eyes open. Finally, he assumed that it’d be best to just stop and get some rest.

    Without much option on a place to sleep, he just stopped where he was and laid his spare guanto down. Feet first, he climbed inside the guanto until his head was inside. The insulated...

It was a typical giorno in the zoo....skipper and the others were enjoying there giorno so far....private was trying to be extra cute today to mostra skipper he could be più cute then he ever could before....

Private: am I Bieng EXTRA cute today skipper?

Skipper:"sigh" yes private...we all know your the cutest....

Rico and kowalski just sighed as they were waving to the people....

Ding...ding.....the campana, bell had rung...it was closing time..the penguins all did thier final wave as the customers left....they all were just about to go down to thier lair and call it a day...when Marlene jumped into thier lair....with...

I've written that story a longer time fa and I am from Germany so the story is German. I can't speak o write English well enough to translate it.
I hope some of te can read a little German.

Es war ein sonniger Tag, die Pinguine schlürften ihren Fischsud und Marlene sonnte sich auf ihrem Felsen. King Julien beschwerte sich mal wieder über tana, den frullato, smoothie von Maurice. Alice sprach durch ihr Handy mit einem Lieferanten, der gerade einen LKW Richtung Central Park Zoo steuerte. Ein neues Tier sollte in tana, den Zoo kommen. Die Pinguine hörten mit und redeten darüber, dass es eine Unverschämtheit...

It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of animali eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that pinguino who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all da himself....he opened up his Baggie of pesce and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young pinguino came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do te want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up...

skipper couldn't help but feel akward at the movies, so instead of focusing on marlene, his date, he focused on everyone elses, Kowalski and doris were admiring the gadgets on screen "hmmm, that's a genius idea, freeze raggio, ray opera glasses, I must try that" "oh don't be so modest Kowalski, your pesce jetpack could trump that" "doris that's very flattering....", private and Angelina, a skinny pigeon with Brooklyn accent (weird, skipper had never thought private would get an american girlfriend) were spotting every single land mark in the background of the movie, "and that's big ben, tower bridge,...

Author's Note: I was planning on publishing a chapter every four days, but I'm unsure when and if I'll be on tomorrow. So, I decided to post this today. However, the rest of the chapters will remain on schedule.

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    The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go da longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her cabina as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon...

*Few years later, The Danish army with Skipper got many victory in the battle of New World... he never thought he will be there to celebrate the victory knowing if his past really un-supported... that was changed his life. But time da time, Skipper started to forget his old best friend, Manfredi Ivan and Johnson Davis and all of them finally united again in one mission... but everything te took in the morning must be back in the night. But then, un-strange man will bring Skipper's relativity died one da one... his bestfriends, his teacher, his leader... soon. And his past will be back once...

Remember, in this chapter, Kowalski is a little chick, enjoy! :D
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The scientist returned to his lab in the U.S.A. and was planning to study Kowalski.

"I'll start on te later" he detto leaving his lab for the night.

Kowalski sat there, in a cage, in the dark, and not in Antarctica. Like any child, he was frightened. He thought of his parents, his brothers and Friends back at home, well, his parents and Friends were back home.

He was bored, he saw some libri about science and math, and tried his best to reach them.

He tried to get out of his cage, but that hurt because...

The penguins stepped into the moonlight. The Lupi howled. Ru screamed, but Urka covered her beak.
"Where is it?" Urka asked.
"Follow us," Rica said. 
The penguins got across the brook and scaled a tree. They made their way over the treetops. Kowalski fell 3 times, and Ru had to pull him back up.
"Here it is," Rica said. They looked down on the ground, and there was the blue light, it seemed to be coming out of nowhere.
"Is it safe?" Urka asked.
"Um, yah, du!" Kowalski said, very unsurely.
Just then, a series of howling startled them. A large pack of Lupi walked through the trees. Their growling...

This is just a little something I decided to write for mother's day. I should be finishing it, but don't count on it.

As always, Skipper called Father's giorno a giorno off. It wasn't his fault he had to, it was Rico's. He would always stay in his bunk on that holiday. To the other's, it was a good time to take a giorno off. It was their opertunity to visit family o just have a free day.
This Father's giorno was different, though. It was Johnson's first anno back, and no one was going out anywhere. Ivy and Private were simply going to write a letter to Uncle Nigel, with Johnson's help. Skipper and Kowalski...

ciao this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

I took a deep breath, and thought this was it

"I think I have a crush on Skipper" I detto nervously

Marlene just stared at me shocked

"But I always had a little crush on him too!" she said

I couldn't believe it, my first crush, and somebody else likes him. I didn't know what to say, so we both stared at each other in shock

"Um...so what do we do now?" I asked her

"I have no idea" she replied

"Wait didn't he think te were some sort of spy at first?" Marlene asked me

"Yeah, and I think he still does" I said

"Classic Skipper" she detto smirking

"He still does...

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so te may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare te defy me!

Cleverbot: te have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If te say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If te don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do te see were te detto te watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...

Enjoy (Note: No penguins were harmed during this story.)
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After lots of walking, we found ourselves in a room, with red stains on the wall.

"Damn, where are we now?" I detto as I limped over to a pole which I leaned on.

Something o someone tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up. Skipper!

"Hello." Skipper said, as he hugged me and Kowalski with warm smiles. Then his smile faded when he saw my foot. (That was cut off.)

"It's a long story." I assured him. He nodded slowly. Then he led us to a small bacheca were, Rico and Private were sitting.

They smiled....

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted inoltrare, avanti through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

    Snow covered all of New York, and snow was still drifting. The young children in Central Park anticipated the upcoming holiday…CHRISTMAS!!! Meanwhile the zoo animali were getting the zoo ready for Kidsmas. Skipper and Kowalski were walking through the habitats, Skipper making sure everything was running smoothly. Kowalski was taking notes on the progress being made.

    “How we looking Kowalski?”

    “We’re progressing pretty quickly this year.”

    “Perfecto. How are we on getting that tree?”

    “Bada...

random things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)


* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy? 

Me: Hehe


* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, te must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...