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Skipper`s pregnant! 8D

added by carsfan

Source: "Thumb Drive" episode

Ok ok, I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant in this pic! XD

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I Pinguini di Madagascar

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mostar1219, KowalskiSBSPR and 3 others like this

carsfan I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant! And it`s just too freakin` hilarious!! xD

CuteCuddly I can't wait to see that episode! Wait, so he IS a female, after all.

Bluesnowflake So Skipper, when are you due? And who's the Daddy?

carsfan ^I`d say he`s due in a month or less, and for the daddy, I`m not sure... O.o

SaturdaySurpris I had that in my TD once, and there, Hans was the father. ^.^

Kannotekina That was so sweet how Rico was hepling him to stand up :>

Penguinangel ^So RICO'S the baby-daddy! :D loved how he was making everyone else move him in this scene. You still wanna tell us that's 'muscle', Skipp? XD

kowalkielol i think the reason of why skipper over stuffed himself is because of instinct. ( I've been wondering about this ) you see, when penguins in Antarctica feed right before they go back to their mating grounds, they stuff themselves with huge amounts of food so they can live through the freezing winter. (which the males are to be doing while balancing an egg on their feet) so maby that is why...... :p

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Skipper, are you SURE your a male.

Skiparah lolololoolloloolollololololollololoololololol!! lol

kmbrother Skipper,what have you gotten yourself in?

carsfan You know..."Skipper" is also a girls name... I saw it on a Barbie doll once on TV. So Skipper, are you really, really REALLY sure your a male? O.o Dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnnn..... XD

mostar1219 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, ABOUT 75 DEGREES AND SKIPPER WAS PREGNANT FROM A DRUNK FIVESOME WITH THE PENGUINS AND JULIEN AND MAURICE TOLD HIM "DON'T DRINK FISH ALE WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT!!" NOW THE CHILD'S FACING PREBIRTH PETER GRIFFIN SYNDROME, ANYWAY!!!!

carsfan ^O.o What the...?

mostar1219 ^ just a little something I made up, inspired by a bit Chris Rock did about people owing people money.

ReshiramTs awwwwwwwwwwwww *-*

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Be Prepared! (Sung da Blowhole to the tune of the Lion King song sing da Scar)

posted by _Lexii23_

Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed da it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.

Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as te are, pay attention!...

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Bada and Bing's Citazioni from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's Citazioni from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: te can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch, punzone your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, te gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made da Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made da Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! o Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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pinguino Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

posted by peacebaby7

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the arachide, arachidi butte--
Wait! Where's the arachide, arachidi burro winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! te have arachide, arachidi burro on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would te believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the arachide, arachidi burro winkie...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did te do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't te ask him yourself," the delfino chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are te doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants te to think," Skipper detto in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

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The legend of the Crystal Falcon- The island friend *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do te always have to start off my giorno with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

Ultimate penguins of madagascar fanfiction

posted by burdockburr

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my letto and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

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"Arch Enemy/The Big S.T.A.N.K." Recap

posted by JHNguyen93

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the lumaca approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced da Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and da King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large fontana stood...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one successivo to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

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What do theres names mean?

posted by carsfan

ciao All! :D

Heres a rabdom though I had one day,I wanted to know what the names of Skipper,Kowalski,Rico,Private,Julien,Maurice and Marlene meant! :D I hope te like it. Enjoy! :D
__________________________________________________

Skipper:

S is for Scary

K is for Kinky

I is for Important

P is for Passionate

P is for Pure

E is for Exuberant

R is for Romantic

-- There are 7 letters in your name.
Those 7 letters total to 40
There are 2 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:English Male Captain.

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service,...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My Musica box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do te mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- detto Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if te were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would te say that another girl invited te for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then te invite her and maybe fall in Amore with her and te and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't te like this?
-I am not...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I detto that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made da Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut burro winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell te why do we...

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The Easter Egg

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an articolo that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would te mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. te might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He detto it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting secondo place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, o third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The pinguino Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: te are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims da weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The anno is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, birra mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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A Song for Doris the delfino Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would Amore to have revisions and constructive commenti added to this post. Please add Musica notes to the song da posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope te enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a chitarra and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a spiaggia sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Amore me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did te abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Amore me,

If only she would Amore me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his cuore pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small pinguino feet waddled across the dock,...

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tasso, tasso, badger Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case te don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

tasso, badger Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s più terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...