Percy Jackson e gli Dei dell'Olimpo Article: 'PERCY JACKSON and the Facebook WARS!!' PT #1

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'PERCY JACKSON and the Facebook WARS!!' PT #1

posted by hyperspace13

Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID te STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???

Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?

Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-

Hades: Wait, what?

Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.

Leo: te mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas

Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.

Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!

Hades: Yeah, that's my job!

Leo: Wait, what?!
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Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon ha rubato, stola my pet poodle Fluffy!!

Poseidon: Did not!

Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??

Poseidon: uuuuuhh...

Zues: te know why...
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Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-

All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!

Leo: well, I could make it one-

Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!

All( except Leo): NO!!

Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*

Leo: ciao Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?

Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!

ALL: NOOO!!!

*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*

Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*

cinnominbubble and meredog like this

meredog Lol I love this!!!!!!!!! Make more!!!!!!!!!!!

cinnominbubble Lol! I is needing more!

hyperspace13 Thanks!! And there will be more!! Oh and please choose five gods/godesses and demeigods. That will be in the next fanfic!!

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Abuse Central a Percy Jackson story Chapter 1.

posted by SmartGirl6542

I felt Gabe’s fist collide with my face, and I struggled to get away, though I could do nothing about it. Gabe glugged down the last of his birra and smiled at my bloody nose and bruised…well, everything. “Please stop.” I begged, but Gabe only hit me again in response to my plea. I shuddered backward; I wanted to do something, anything, but if te were eight years old too and were trying to get away from a jerk that was three times your size, te had no choice.
My mother would have stopped this if she could, but this always took place when she was at work and couldn’t stop it. Gabe...

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 5

posted by greenstergirl

While I was at camp half blood I stayed in the hermes cabin. Throughout the weeks I became very skilled with a dagger, and I loved the arts and crafts. Every giorno I went to arts and crafts and created the most colorful thing I could think of. Rachel and I became good friends. She detto I was probably a daughter of Hephatuas o Athena since I like crafts so much. But I don't think so. It turns out Rachel is the camp oracle. Which I think is pretty cool.

That giorno during practice something weird happened. I was practicing fighting with my dagger against Nico and I was dephanitly getting beaten....

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why i hate the percy jackson movie part 1

posted by i_am_zim

now for a long time i thought and i thought and at first i hated it because it was sooooo different from the libri and i guess that is still partly true but it is not that that bugs me it is the fact that the movie is just plain bad. lets think about this da making some examples of great libri that have bin made into great Film that are completely different

1 Jurassic Park: i read this book and i have to say it is probably one of the best libri i have ever red but the movie is completely different. te know what??? i don't care i Amore the movie.it is one of the best movie making achievements...

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 2

posted by greenstergirl

te might want to read the chapter one of this book before Leggere this chapter.

There were only two words to describe that moment. Very Freeky. te should know why I am describing the situation with those words. I mean, I was an eight foot tiger, that was supposed to be human not a tiger. Yet in a way, I felt very,a, strong. I could roar, jump, run. I could do so many unhuman things that i felt like I could fly. I felt free. I felt happy. (Thats a start! My dad had just died!!)

"RRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!" I jumped out and pounced on the giants."This is way to easy!" I said, but it came...

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te Know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when...

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Found this on fanfiction. So it's all copied & pasted. Enjoy!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and te ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and te scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time te use the Internet, te thank Hermes.

When te see Harry Potter, te think of Percy with glasses.

You burn Cibo to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, te go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your preferito singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone...

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