if someone broke into your house o even try to kipnap te what would te do ?

I would probably defend myself the best I can, call 911, then scream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs
HELP SOMEBODY THE SCARY MAN IS TOUCHING MY PRIVATE

Grab a lamp and beat the living crap out of them!

....I really hate violence.

I'll use my Geass to command him to die (I'm pretending to be like Lelouch. lol)

Umm...that "someone" you're talking about...yeah, that's me.

Use slave #1 as a shield.

( XD i like how almost everyone so far is bringing Anime into their answer) I'd just sit there and laugh, because im way too awesome for them and continue watching anime. :D

Stupid answer: Scream like a maniac and throw heavy items at him/her then once he/she is unconscious tie him/her up and throw him/her out of my house.

Realistic answer: Carefully hide a bit, then when he/she isn't looking knock him/her to the ground with either my grandfather's walking stick o my wooden Kendo practise sword, tie him/her up if possible, and call the police.

............................not that much of a difference between my stupidity and reality huh?

just do it Death the kid style