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▶ "How Tough Am I? How Tough AM I? I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden; and I only cried for 20 Minutes!"

▶ "Making bambini Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them bambini Cry~"

▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"

▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."

▶ "If Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"

▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."

▶ "I Like You. te Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."

▶ "Smile. It Scares People"

▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't te Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."

▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My cuore is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Amore i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED te NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY te LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY te ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to cerca the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh te just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if te can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place te look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would te keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can te tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her più attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do te say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are te boys all in the same band?
A3: Do te guys all play for the Green baia Packers?

Q: How do te make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou furgone, van je!

16. English -- I Amore you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the successivo thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just detto that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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