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"Today, I went to the Film with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to unisciti us. We've been together for two years. FML"
"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy o a girl. FML"
"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML"
"Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, o even a girl for that matter. FML"
"Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML"
"Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML"
"Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if te reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML"
"Today, I spent fifteen minuti looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML"
"Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart da shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML"
"Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML"
Well, do their lives suck, o did they totally deserve it? XD
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm da looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong risposte on domande n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you
thank te for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i detto all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....
P.s. Could te fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my articoli to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm da looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong risposte on domande n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you
thank te for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i detto all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....
P.s. Could te fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my articoli to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
